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Invisiblethoughts
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Ah, the old crusty sock.
    #8350558 - 05/01/08 05:22 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

Any of you members of the Crusty Sock Society?


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Re: Ah, the old crusty sock. [Re: thoughts]
    #8350562 - 05/01/08 05:23 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

Indeed. If you stretch it out, it becomes soft again.
Can't really use it more than once or twice though... cuz thats just gross.


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Re: Ah, the old crusty sock. [Re: thoughts]
    #8350566 - 05/01/08 05:23 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

i use toilet paper cause im not gross :thumbup:


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Re: Ah, the old crusty sock. [Re: 0kehSt0nr]
    #8350582 - 05/01/08 05:26 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

i shoot off my balcony


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Re: Ah, the old crusty sock. [Re: 0kehSt0nr]
    #8350588 - 05/01/08 05:27 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

Well normally I just go sit on the toilet and splooge into it. No muss, no fuss, no cleaning. I don't even have to wash my hands if I don't feel like it.
But I go for the sock if I'm sitting at the computer watching porn.


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Re: Ah, the old crusty sock. [Re: 0kehSt0nr]
    #8350596 - 05/01/08 05:28 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

im not gross. just lazy.


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Re: Ah, the old crusty sock. [Re: thoughts]
    #8350597 - 05/01/08 05:28 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

all over my chest!

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Re: Ah, the old crusty sock. [Re: thoughts]
    #8350603 - 05/01/08 05:29 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

so graba roll of TP and take your pants off. when yurrr done a quick toss in the trash and your ready for your 2nd load.

socks are for feet, not cocks. unless your in the RHCP


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Re: Ah, the old crusty sock. [Re: just me]
    #8350610 - 05/01/08 05:31 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

just me said:
i shoot off my balcony




haha

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Re: Ah, the old crusty sock. [Re: 0kehSt0nr]
    #8350624 - 05/01/08 05:34 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

what part of "im lazy" didnt you get?

i used to be into the TP method. still go back to it every once in a while.

but its too time consuming running to the bathroom, folding up the TP, grabbing some lube, then clean my dick off when im done.:shrug:


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Re: Ah, the old crusty sock. [Re: thoughts]
    #8350634 - 05/01/08 05:36 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

i use whatever if closest to me. a shirt, some pants, a pair of boxers. i wash them after of course. that goes for the same when i am in bed and i dont want to get up to blow my nose.

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Re: Ah, the old crusty sock. [Re: Pupenhause]
    #8350639 - 05/01/08 05:38 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

Really, I try to use a girl if I have one handy.
If not, I normally head to the closest Walmart or Target, and unload on unsuspecting housewife looking chicks.
There's the occasional airplane nutting as well...


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Re: Ah, the old crusty sock. [Re: DragonChaser]
    #8350652 - 05/01/08 05:41 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

:thumbup:airplane nutting
:thumbup:sittin on the toilet
:thumbup:second load

we're fucked up...


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Re: Ah, the old crusty sock. [Re: just me]
    #8350656 - 05/01/08 05:42 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

as if there were any doubts


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Re: Ah, the old crusty sock. [Re: 0kehSt0nr]
    #8350659 - 05/01/08 05:42 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

we're on the internets talking to other people about our ejaculatory habits.


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Re: Ah, the old crusty sock. [Re: 0kehSt0nr]
    #8350660 - 05/01/08 05:44 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

It happens more than you might think.


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Re: Ah, the old crusty sock. [Re: 0kehSt0nr]
    #8350677 - 05/01/08 05:47 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

Masturbation is part of a healthy man's daily routine. Why should we be embarrassed to talk about it?


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Re: Ah, the old crusty sock. [Re: blissedout]
    #8350680 - 05/01/08 05:47 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

hahaha, yeah i usually just watch the rest of you talk about it, and thank God im not as bad, but i am, and i couldnt keep it in anymore...this is kinda like intervention for me


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Re: Ah, the old crusty sock. [Re: thoughts]
    #8350847 - 05/01/08 06:29 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

I find Kleenex softer and more pleasing to the genitals than TP.

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Re: Ah, the old crusty sock. [Re: thoughts]
    #8351453 - 05/01/08 08:58 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

I have a special towel that I keep under my bed.


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Re: Ah, the old crusty sock. [Re: Baby_Hitler]
    #8351499 - 05/01/08 09:10 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

old white tee

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