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OfflinePilzeEssen


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Re: I Hate My Girlfriend's Best Friend [Re: FooMan]
    #8341671 - 04/29/08 11:29 AM (15 years, 10 months ago)

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FooMan said:
Tell your girl she tried to blow you. Problem solved.




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Re: I Hate My Girlfriend's Best Friend [Re: PilzeEssen]
    #8341722 - 04/29/08 11:45 AM (15 years, 10 months ago)

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PilzeEssen said:
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FooMan said:
Tell your girl she tried to blow you. Problem solved.







Do it already. If it doesn't work you will at least have a fun story to tell. And if it does work the story will be even better!

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Re: I Hate My Girlfriend's Best Friend [Re: IslandShroomer]
    #8341748 - 04/29/08 11:50 AM (15 years, 10 months ago)

Sounds like you need to ask your gf why she is best friends with this girl. One of my ex's was friends with a bunch of half Korean girls and they all acted like this. The girl you describe reminds me vividly of this girl named Kristina, but everyone called her Deucy, or Duecy, or something that sounded remotely like "Douchey".
What I've noticed is girls whose mothers are Korean or Japanese immigrants and whose fathers are white, tend to be insane. I guess their mothers come from Korea/Japan to America, and go from being super submissive, to domineering witches and the daughters grow up learning from them.
Moral of the story- beware of half Asian girls, if their mother was an Asian immigrant.
There's also another moral here somewhere, and its something like don't ever take shit from stupid bitches, and encourage your girlfriend to seek better friends.


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Re: I Hate My Girlfriend's Best Friend [Re: IslandShroomer]
    #8341803 - 04/29/08 12:05 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

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IslandShroomer said:
No, C word is a very terrible word, and while she certainly is a bitch, I don't condone the use of that word except in extreme circumstances.




I read your rant about this bitch and agreed with you on it, but reach under your skirt and grab your fucking nuts and be a goddamn man and tell this bitch off. Fucking Christ.....the "Cword" you are on a drug forum, dont be such a bitch. I will tell you what, give me her phone number and I will tell her if she does bot get her act together, I will drop a nuke on her Jap ass!


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Re: I Hate My Girlfriend's Best Friend [Re: TrancedShroom]
    #8341996 - 04/29/08 12:58 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

Lol, for real, he should just post her number on here and we can spam call her... "Hello, yes, is this Ms. Kim? I was just calling you to let you know that the ratings are in, and you are indeed a cunt."


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Re: I Hate My Girlfriend's Best Friend [Re: DragonChaser]
    #8342114 - 04/29/08 01:32 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

Indeed


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Re: I Hate My Girlfriend's Best Friend [Re: IslandShroomer]
    #8342316 - 04/29/08 02:55 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

PHONE NUMBER!!! POST THE PHONE NUMBER!!!!

best idea so far!!!!


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Re: I Hate My Girlfriend's Best Friend [Re: DragonChaser]
    #8342868 - 04/29/08 05:35 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

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DragonChaser said:
Lol, for real, he should just post her number on here and we can spam call her... "Hello, yes, is this Ms. Kim?  I was just calling you to let you know that the ratings are in, and you are indeed a cunt."




:rofl2:

that actually made me spit out my coffee.

Now to address some things..........

The C word. I don't know, my mom rose me and told me the one word she never wanted to hear me say was that word, she said there was nothing worse you could call a female. A love my mom and respect her, and for some reason I have always adhered by that rule.

My girlfriend actually agrees with me on a lot of the stuff I saw about her friend, but is still friends with her. IMO, she is the mandatory ugly friend a lot of girls have. But that is just my opinion.

I don't have her phone number. Nor do I ever plan on having it.

I could tell my girlfriend she offered to blow me. But A) she would never believe that and B) potential backlash from me lying.

I WOULD LOVE TO DOSE HER. But I don't have any acid. Nor have I ever. But if anyone wants to send some my way so i can dose her......and maybe myself...........thats cool.

Actually, fuck dosing her. Make her do a thumbprint. Could you imagine, your first experience with a psychedelic being a thumbprint? That would change her.

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Re: I Hate My Girlfriend's Best Friend [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #8342888 - 04/29/08 05:39 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

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HELLA_TIGHT said:
I'd get drunk and call her a dumb cunt.



Not saying that's the right move, but it would definatly happen.


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Re: I Hate My Girlfriend's Best Friend [Re: PilzeEssen]
    #8342907 - 04/29/08 05:43 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

sounds like my ex-girlfriends best friend... she was a bitch too and treated her boyfriend like shit... and he put up with it up until he killed himself a few months ago... it was quite fucked up

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Re: I Hate My Girlfriend's Best Friend [Re: btm1111]
    #8343041 - 04/29/08 06:17 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

you sound like me when im pissed at someone, heh. i agree with that guy up there. have her blow you, or wait, i think its you blow her and tell your girlfriend, or something like that. yeah, just have her blow youe


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Re: I Hate My Girlfriend's Best Friend [Re: satyr]
    #8348496 - 05/01/08 03:26 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

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satyr said:
i think its you blow her and tell your girlfriend, or something like that.




Shemale? The plot thickens...

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