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Invisibleweiliiiiiii
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Serious question.
    #8329122 - 04/26/08 12:07 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

So my buddy told me today that he had a lump on top of his testicle. Hes only 24 and is stressed the fuck out about it. The only bright side is that the lump is located on his epididymis which from research hes read said that cancer doesn't grow on the epidiymis. Has any body heard about anything like this before please help:sad:

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Re: Serious question. [Re: weiliiiiiii]
    #8329129 - 04/26/08 12:08 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

It never hurts to get something checked out, have him go to a doctor and ask.

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Re: Serious question. [Re: Robo]
    #8329131 - 04/26/08 12:09 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Why do so many people ask serious medical questions like this here?

Ask a doctor!


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Re: Serious question. [Re: weiliiiiiii]
    #8329137 - 04/26/08 12:12 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Do you know why leftysurprise's name is leftysurprise?

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Re: Serious question. [Re: circularvortex]
    #8329147 - 04/26/08 12:17 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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circularvortex said:

Ask a doctor!




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Re: Serious question. [Re: Robo]
    #8329155 - 04/26/08 12:22 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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Omni said:
Do you know why leftysurprise's name is leftysurprise?




why you gotta drag me into testicle talk!  :crankey:


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Re: Serious question. [Re: LeftyBurnz]
    #8329159 - 04/26/08 12:24 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

but seriously. get that shit checked out man. had i not caught it when i was 10 i might be missing both testicles, both testicles and my dick or i could be dead.

testicular cancer is no joke.

R.I.P. righty.....


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Invisiblenalyudi
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Re: Serious question. [Re: LeftyBurnz]
    #8329164 - 04/26/08 12:26 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

my question, is why does omni know what leftysurprise stands for :shocked: jkjk

but yeah no questions go to a doctor

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Re: Serious question. [Re: LeftyBurnz]
    #8329165 - 04/26/08 12:26 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

yea lol i had that shit , still do, idk sometimes its there sometimes its not, i think its a water sac or some shit, its fucked up to talk about lol cause when i dont think about it, its usually not there. try to lower stress, it might be stress-related.

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Re: Serious question. [Re: LeftyBurnz]
    #8329167 - 04/26/08 12:26 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

seminoma?

:nonono:

Sorry man, that sucks, good thing you caught it early.


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Re: Serious question. [Re: Chemy]
    #8329173 - 04/26/08 12:32 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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Chemy said:
seminoma?

:nonono:

Sorry man, that sucks, good thing you caught it early.




i dont remember what the technical name for it was, but my right testicle became precancerous and it was discovered  pretty much by accident...... i had just started masturbating and getting to know the area when i felt a wierd lump on my right teste that was not on the left, told my dad about it, went to he doctor and was under the knife within a week.    doc said it was amazing that we caught it because it never really forms that early, and when it does, it isnt ever caught because most kids are too afraid to say anything about it.

thank jeebus for unopressive parents!  :lol:


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Invisiblecheezeits
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Re: Serious question. [Re: cheezeits]
    #8329231 - 04/26/08 12:57 AM (15 years, 10 months ago)

under the knife? you sayin surgery?

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Re: Serious question. [Re: cheezeits]
    #8329247 - 04/26/08 01:03 AM (15 years, 10 months ago)

No, his father shanked him for masturbating.

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Invisiblecheezeits
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Re: Serious question. [Re: cheezeits]
    #8329256 - 04/26/08 01:08 AM (15 years, 10 months ago)

he just scared the shit out of me thinkin about that shit, i remembered i only had a Hydroceles or whatever.

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Re: Serious question. [Re: cheezeits]
    #8329304 - 04/26/08 01:28 AM (15 years, 10 months ago)

I've had a couple surgeries but never on the boys. Can't even imagine. But being in my early 20's, I'd get myself to the doctor the day I discovered an abnormality.

Wouldn't be the first guy and wouldn't be the last.

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Re: Serious question. [Re: Robo]
    #8329317 - 04/26/08 01:37 AM (15 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Omni said:
It never hurts to get something checked out, have him go to a doctor and ask.



exactly. also he doen't have to be ashamed, doctors see people with things like that a lot

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Re: Serious question. [Re: Adden]
    #8329410 - 04/26/08 02:40 AM (15 years, 10 months ago)

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S_2 said:
No, his father shanked him for masturbating.




:rofl2:


That may be the funniest thing I've ever read in here. +5


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Re: Serious question. [Re: whattheheck]
    #8329763 - 04/26/08 07:51 AM (15 years, 10 months ago)

im a lefty surprise myself
I caught mine when I was 16 and it had spread into my lymph node system
not fun


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Re: Serious question. [Re: fee]
    #8330616 - 04/26/08 01:39 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

well welcome to he left nut club :smile:


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Re: Serious question. [Re: circularvortex]
    #8330639 - 04/26/08 01:46 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

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circularvortex said:
Why do so many people ask serious medical questions like this here?

Ask a doctor!



lol b/c they want common reports from ppl with the same problem for a peace of mind


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Re: Serious question. [Re: Coaster]
    #8330647 - 04/26/08 01:48 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

Doesnt powdered toast man only have one testicle too?


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Re: Serious question. [Re: Coaster]
    #8330654 - 04/26/08 01:51 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

i have a bump right next to (nearly on) my left nut thats been there for years... apparently its a cyst. The doctor said he did not want to perform an operation when he found it. He said it was filled with dead sperm and other fluids.

Sometimes I would like it to not be there anymore, but its not dangerous.. just tell him to get an ultrasound; they can determine its malignancy from that.


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Re: Serious question. [Re: Coaster]
    #8330664 - 04/26/08 01:54 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

my buddy told me today its been there for fuckin 3 years dont think its cancer he would be dead by now if it was but thanx for all the great answers.

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Re: Serious question. [Re: danlennon3]
    #8330707 - 04/26/08 02:08 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

danlennon3 said:
Doesnt powdered toast man only have one testicle too?




im not sure..... i know tom green does...  :shrug:


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Re: Serious question. [Re: LeftyBurnz]
    #8330719 - 04/26/08 02:11 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

i have three testicles


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Re: Serious question. [Re: Coaster]
    #8330781 - 04/26/08 02:25 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

liar.


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Re: Serious question. [Re: LeftyBurnz]
    #8330800 - 04/26/08 02:29 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

ingrown hair?? lol

but yea.... check it out:crazy2:

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Re: Serious question. [Re: weiliiiiiii]
    #8330811 - 04/26/08 02:31 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

He probably picked up the clap from a weepy young devotchka.

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