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Re: stupid bitchs don't know anythin bout dr00gz [Re: Le_Canard]
    #8315810 - 04/22/08 09:09 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

So yeah I accidentally shot up 6mg of pure LSD and I convinced myself I was a can of Pepsi...unfortunately the acid actually turned me into a Pepsi can and I got dranken, so now I don't exist.

(this is the mortician typing up this post)

I LOVE PEPSI! YEAAA

LOL JPJP


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Re: stupid bitchs don't know anythin bout dr00gz [Re: tyler_0_durden]
    #8315829 - 04/22/08 09:14 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

i dont know man id need to ask him something was wrong. he sparked a L on 420 smokedlike --------------- that much of it then just told me i could kill it... we used to burn 1/4 oz every day too....


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That we are all one consciousness experiencing itself
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That life is only an illusion created in the
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Re: stupid bitchs don't know anythin bout dr00gz [Re: tyler_0_durden]
    #8315833 - 04/22/08 09:15 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

ive been a pepsi can before

but then i was like:

"dood, you are GAY. you got this nasty ass thick syrup in you that gets all over bitches teeth. and bro, you are endorsed by the fucking spice girls. why don't you grab a dress and spritz up your hair a lil bit while you're at it?"

so then i was like yo

fuck pepsi

i dont drink that shit anymore

and im definitely never being a pepsi can again

fuck that


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Re: stupid bitchs don't know anythin bout dr00gz [Re: JohnBlaze]
    #8315843 - 04/22/08 09:17 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

That's rather strange.


We can fire up an L any day brotha and I'll smoke at least -------------------------------------------------- much.

I remember one of my friends turned into a Mars bar once after too much acid, too. We ended up eating him though; we had the munchies too bad.


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Edited by tyler_0_durden (04/22/08 09:18 PM)


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Re: stupid bitchs don't know anythin bout dr00gz [Re: Ell Ess Bree]
    #8315943 - 04/22/08 09:40 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

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Ell Ess Bree said:
tell her "well, lets do an experiment. lets both take acid everyday for a month and then lets cut ourselves open and check our spines for a big crystal of acid..." tell her if it's really there it'll be worth it cause you can sell that shit for thousands

and if she says that's fucked up, tell her thats how stupid she sounds to you and to stfu and go back to watching MTV like a good little bitch




hahaha...damn that's funny. man they are so many damn myths about cid. everytime i tell someone i've done acid they ask me about all these stupid myths. people need to be educated before they speak about anything.


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Re: stupid bitchs don't know anythin bout dr00gz [Re: frizzlefry22]
    #8315963 - 04/22/08 09:45 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

^ lol
then the world would be a very quite place


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Re: stupid bitchs don't know anythin bout dr00gz [Re: frizzlefry22]
    #8315966 - 04/22/08 09:45 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

bro i was tripping on acid and i thought i was a penis. I looked upwards with my one eye and saw my face smiling down at me. Then i was being choked by my hand. Then after i splooged i was back to normal.


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Re: stupid bitchs don't know anythin bout dr00gz [Re: shaftmonkey]
    #8316213 - 04/22/08 10:27 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

thats just fucking weird


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Today, a young man on acid realized
That all matter is simply energy condensed
and slowed to a low vibration
That we are all one consciousness experiencing itself
and there is no death
That life is only an illusion created in the
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Re: stupid bitchs don't know anythin bout dr00gz [Re: JohnBlaze]
    #8316322 - 04/22/08 10:46 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

thats probably why his name is shaft monkey.


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Re: stupid bitchs don't know anythin bout dr00gz [Re: PilzeEssen]
    #8316549 - 04/22/08 11:42 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

Not everyone is a drug nerd people.

Who gives a shit?
I dont know anyone aside from maybe a few people who actually know these drugs and in mid conversation wont mention something that is not true or just flat out ridiculous.

You talk to most users for long enough they will say something/many things that are really fucking dumb though it may not be as bad as most of the non-facts mentioned here.

No need to kick in any teeth.........lol

Id be more upset if someone couldnt point to china or japan on a map.

Its sad, but quite a few shroomery members would fuck that up.
The shroomery is a microcosm of the world.
Stupidity and almost anything else undesirable is present here.
Some people just say shit that seems to be dramatic and noteworthy when its not.
That also happens when uninformed people are talking about drugs.

Some of you act like you dont expect this from the average person who really loves their articulate use of word vomit.

It happens every day.
Get used to it no matter the subject at hand.

You will find that in some circles, stupidity does not dominate.
Families, and circles of friends, etc etc.

Some people just think before they talk.
They are not flakes.
Those people may not even think before they talk sometimes, but they know stupid when the see, or hear it.

Expect it.


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You moron. Material is material is material.  No 'thing' fixes any situation.  If anything were so simple we would be living in a much better world.[/quote] <-----the dumbest thing I have ever read in my life.
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Re: stupid bitchs don't know anythin bout dr00gz [Re: yageman]
    #8316585 - 04/22/08 11:50 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

yageman said:
Not everyone is a drug nerd people.





True story.


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Re: stupid bitchs don't know anythin bout dr00gz [Re: frizzlefry22]
    #8316642 - 04/23/08 12:03 AM (13 years, 3 months ago)

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man they are so many damn myths about cid.



ever hear the one about the kids who were walking around at night while tripping, when a gnome walked up and started talking to them, so they decided to bring him home, then woke up the next morning and found an 8 year old kid locked in their closet?

i mean i was pretty skeptical at first, but like 5 different people have told me this story before, and each of them swore that it was a friend of a cousin's roommates ex-girlfriend or something along those lines, so i'm pretty sure it actually happened.


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Re: stupid bitchs don't know anythin bout dr00gz [Re: my_ankle_hurts]
    #8316651 - 04/23/08 12:06 AM (13 years, 3 months ago)

or the chick who was babysitting and fried
then went to go cook a turkey
and cooked the baby instead
so many things wrong with that story
and i saw that one on tv too


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Re: stupid bitchs don't know anythin bout dr00gz [Re: Coaster]
    #8316672 - 04/23/08 12:15 AM (13 years, 3 months ago)

well maybe if for one reason or another she had to quit smoking weed, and decided to cook a turkey every time she felt like she wanted to smoke. I mean she had a house to herself and she was on acid, and i can't think of any other reason someone could possibly want to cook a whole turkey in that context.


Edited by my_ankle_hurts (04/23/08 12:27 AM)


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Re: stupid bitchs don't know anythin bout dr00gz [Re: Coaster]
    #8316698 - 04/23/08 12:22 AM (13 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Coaster said:she also said its just like when acid builds up in ur spine and she has a friend that can crack his back to release acid so he starts trippin. how do ppl believe such nonsense!




Time to do some learning!
Its true theres something in the acid that when you have it enough it gets stored in the air pockets in your spine and so on.
I work doing temperary fencing and its very heavy lifting, in the past i have taken Alot of acid so after a hard days work when i sit down to relax i get acid trails Hard.
Its not like im trippin, as i said its just the trails.
I have heard this can be perminent, and it sucks because im a labourer and get them almost everyday, especially after work when i smoke cones.

As for the weed i say thats Bullshit I never heard that. Ive been smokiin for over 10 yrs and my parents more than double that, and were not allergic.


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Re: stupid bitchs don't know anythin bout dr00gz [Re: yageman]
    #8316717 - 04/23/08 12:26 AM (13 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

yageman said:
Not everyone is a drug nerd people.





And not every drug nerd spends all thier time on the internet checking erowid or the shroomery to ensure every single thing they say is completely factual. I know a shit ton about drugs I've never done and don't even necessarily intend to do. It's kind of pointless I suppose, but there you have it. My small handful of drug nerd friends have had experience with a wider variety of drugs, and know less about them. This may have something to do with thier being way less bookish and reclusive than I.


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Re: stupid bitchs don't know anythin bout dr00gz [Re: Coaster]
    #8316718 - 04/23/08 12:26 AM (13 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Coaster said:
when she said that i said thats bs acid leaves ur system in less than a day




WRONG DICKHEAD!
HMM SO DUMB....


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Re: stupid bitchs don't know anythin bout dr00gz [Re: Coaster]
    #8316723 - 04/23/08 12:27 AM (13 years, 3 months ago)

Even my dealer thinks that too much shrooms drains your spinal fluid


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[quote]drken said:
Dont get me wrong he is a funny guy, just not a great actor. Smoke some bud and watch the movie, weed helps me pick out shitty acting. [/quote]

no your just stoned. stop smoking pot [/quote]


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Re: stupid bitchs don't know anythin bout dr00gz [Re: Robo]
    #8316733 - 04/23/08 12:30 AM (13 years, 3 months ago)

I have never learned anything about the psychedelic experience here.
I do speak about my own atypical experiences because I feel I have something to offer.
Something on the schizophrenic side of the truth.

Though, when I came here I thought I was sort of a drug nerd, but I was wrong.
Some of yalls know alot more than me, and I dont mean things pertaining to the psychedelic experience.
Im talking text book shit.

I only roll my minds eyes at stupidity, and fucked up perceptions.

I just think some people expect too much from fellow users.

It wouldnt piss you off If you knew why you should expect that from alot of people.

"stupid bitches"...........I guess thats why I chimed in.

I think what I have said has a place here.

If someone called some girl a stupid bitch because of how little she knows about psychedelics, you can bet your ass id say something about the fact that the shit talker is the stupid bitch for the most part, but in a roundabout sort of way.

I dont care when people dont know drug doses or simple biology.
I do for example though, chime in when people act ugly, call others stupid bitches for no good reason, make fun of their best friends with ill intent, or when some custy dude calls some good looking girl ugly.
I cant tell you how many times I have wanted to kick some teeth in because some asshole is shitting on some girls looks(like uma thermon for example).
A custy is a custy.
Not everyone who doesnt think before they speak is custy.

Shitty people are the cust.
"Ignorant" doesnt bother me all that much.


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[quote]Me_Roy said:
You moron. Material is material is material.  No 'thing' fixes any situation.  If anything were so simple we would be living in a much better world.[/quote] <-----the dumbest thing I have ever read in my life.
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Re: stupid bitchs don't know anythin bout dr00gz [Re: QuantumReality]
    #8316757 - 04/23/08 12:35 AM (13 years, 3 months ago)

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Dizzwizzle said:
Quote:

Coaster said:
when she said that i said thats bs acid leaves ur system in less than a day




WRONG DICKHEAD!
HMM SO DUMB....



LSD is metabolized very quickly. For one thing, very little of it makes it to the brain, much getting metabolized in the liver, and what does make it to the brain is metabolized within a couple of hours. The strongest piece of practical data is that LSD use can only be detected with drug tests for about 2 days. This is shorter than almost any other illegal psychoactive they test for.


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