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Learyfan
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FUCK! I think I have to stop smoking weed for 3 weeks
#8315168 - 04/22/08 04:47 PM (15 years, 10 months ago) |
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So I started a new job recently. I'm in "temp to hire" status. I also smoke weed every day. On my first day, I did the responsible thing, which was to strap fake piss to myself in order to pass the drug test. The drug test never came. I took the fake piss with me the next day just in case, even though the heating pad that it came with had burned out. I microwaved the fake piss before I left home that day. I wasn't tested that day either. So I thought I was in the clear.
Well today, my boss casually mentioned that I'll be drug tested once my 30 day probation period is over. Of course my heart sunk to the floor and my day was ruined. That means I have to not smoke weed until May 14th. That's 3 weeks and 1 day. I think I'll be clean by that time because even though I smoke every day, I don't smoke heavily at all.
I'm so pissed. Now I have to drink beer every day until May 14th. Either that, or buy a bunch of extra heating pads for my fake piss. Either that, or buy the Wizzinator, which is nearly $100. FUCK.
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HELLA_TIGHT
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Re: FUCK! I think I have to stop smoking weed for 3 weeks [Re: Learyfan]
#8315178 - 04/22/08 04:50 PM (15 years, 10 months ago) |
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Oh no, you can't go three weeks for a job?
Drug addict.
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Rebirtha
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Re: FUCK! I think I have to stop smoking weed for 3 weeks [Re: Learyfan]
#8315181 - 04/22/08 04:51 PM (15 years, 10 months ago) |
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I've got some heating pads that i'll trade that are made for piss tests. If you have got something cool to trade. If not you can order them relatively cheaply from UrinFlow.com
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vetsinspandex
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Re: FUCK! I think I have to stop smoking weed for 3 weeks [Re: Learyfan]
#8315187 - 04/22/08 04:53 PM (15 years, 10 months ago) |
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That sucks bro, but there is a positive side to this. Just think of how high you'll get once you start back up again. Plus all the extra money you'll have from not buying weed.
You could always do some magical mushrooms, that conquers all anyways.
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Re: FUCK! I think I have to stop smoking weed for 3 weeks [Re: vetsinspandex]
#8315198 - 04/22/08 04:57 PM (15 years, 10 months ago) |
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Just get some more heating pads.
If you have quick fix or something similar, you can re-heat it as many times as you want.
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DiabloSmurf
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Re: FUCK! I think I have to stop smoking weed for 3 weeks [Re: Madtowntripper]
#8315223 - 04/22/08 05:02 PM (15 years, 10 months ago) |
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Losing a job isnt worth it IMO.
I say quit, then toke after. Who knows maybe it will be good for you?.
Good luck either way
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Gr8fulJ420
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Re: FUCK! I think I have to stop smoking weed for 3 weeks [Re: Learyfan]
#8315229 - 04/22/08 05:03 PM (15 years, 10 months ago) |
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There's a lot of rumors of drug tests at my wife's workplace, so she and most of her coworkers are abstaining. And they're all cranky as fuck right now.
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Coaster
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Re: FUCK! I think I have to stop smoking weed for 3 weeks [Re: DiabloSmurf]
#8315231 - 04/22/08 05:03 PM (15 years, 10 months ago) |
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thers tons of other drugs u can take in the meantime kratom, alcohol, ketamine, shrooms, acid, mescaline, ayahuasca, kava, salvia, the list goes on and on
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Re: FUCK! I think I have to stop smoking weed for 3 weeks [Re: Coaster]
#8315244 - 04/22/08 05:06 PM (15 years, 10 months ago) |
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3 weeks is too long to be sober?
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Re: FUCK! I think I have to stop smoking weed for 3 weeks [Re: Learyfan]
#8315255 - 04/22/08 05:07 PM (15 years, 10 months ago) |
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I'm over three weeks sober myself. The days fly by past the first week.
But you could always do more fake piss.
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Learyfan
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Re: FUCK! I think I have to stop smoking weed for 3 weeks [Re: MOTH]
#8315462 - 04/22/08 06:05 PM (15 years, 10 months ago) |
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Thanks for all of your comments and suggestions. I appreciate that.
I tried UrinFlow.com, but it doesn't work. Evan, could you check that URL again? I have the Quick Fix fake piss and I need a bunch of heating pads if I'm going to use that. You can nuke the bottle in the microwave, but the heating pad keeps it at a steady temperature. THANKS GUYS!!!!!
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Re: FUCK! I think I have to stop smoking weed for 3 weeks [Re: Learyfan]
#8315523 - 04/22/08 06:18 PM (15 years, 10 months ago) |
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It should be easy to go three weeks.
Marijuana isn't addictive
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Learyfan
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Re: FUCK! I think I have to stop smoking weed for 3 weeks [Re: badchad]
#8315545 - 04/22/08 06:24 PM (15 years, 10 months ago) |
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That's what they say, but I'm sure as hell addicted to it. I am not happy right now.
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Re: FUCK! I think I have to stop smoking weed for 3 weeks [Re: Learyfan]
#8315554 - 04/22/08 06:26 PM (15 years, 10 months ago) |
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suck it up man, 3 weeks without pot? comon
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Rebirtha
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Re: FUCK! I think I have to stop smoking weed for 3 weeks [Re: Learyfan]
#8315560 - 04/22/08 06:28 PM (15 years, 10 months ago) |
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Here is the real URL:
http://www.yurinflow.com/
I guess I forgot the y in yurin hmm.
Good luck to you sir.
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Learyfan
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Re: FUCK! I think I have to stop smoking weed for 3 weeks [Re: Rebirtha]
#8315704 - 04/22/08 06:52 PM (15 years, 10 months ago) |
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Sorry guys, I could not last without weed. The 12 hours since I found out about this drug test have been a living hell. Thank god it's over.
Evan, thank you so much for that link. I just ordered 10 heating pads. Actually, I'm not sure if it's 10 or 20. The picture shows 2 pads. Anyway, I'm now smoking my medicine and I feel normal again.
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Re: FUCK! I think I have to stop smoking weed for 3 weeks [Re: Learyfan]
#8315721 - 04/22/08 06:56 PM (15 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
Learyfan said: Thanks for all of your comments and suggestions. I appreciate that.
I tried UrinFlow.com, but it doesn't work. Evan, could you check that URL again? I have the Quick Fix fake piss and I need a bunch of heating pads if I'm going to use that. You can nuke the bottle in the microwave, but the heating pad keeps it at a steady temperature. THANKS GUYS!!!!!
You should have NO PROBLEM with quickfix. I've used it with success 3 times, and my friends have all used it multiple times. Just don't put it in your pocket, strap to the inside of your leg.
I totally support your right to privacy. It may be "only weed" but there are larger issues at stake here, such as the right to privacy about what goes into our bodies.
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Re: FUCK! I think I have to stop smoking weed for 3 weeks [Re: Learyfan]
#8315748 - 04/22/08 06:59 PM (15 years, 10 months ago) |
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Do you realize you only lasted 2 hours and 5 minutes?
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Learyfan
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Re: FUCK! I think I have to stop smoking weed for 3 weeks [Re: vetsinspandex]
#8315811 - 04/22/08 07:09 PM (15 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
MOTH said:
You should have NO PROBLEM with quickfix. I've used it with success 3 times, and my friends have all used it multiple times. Just don't put it in your pocket, strap to the inside of your leg.
I totally support your right to privacy. It may be "only weed" but there are larger issues at stake here, such as the right to privacy about what goes into our bodies.
Right on! Glad to hear that it works well. Thanks Moth.
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vetsinspandex said: Do you realize you only lasted 2 hours and 5 minutes?
I know, that's crazy! It felt like way longer than that.
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Re: FUCK! I think I have to stop smoking weed for 3 weeks [Re: Learyfan]
#8315866 - 04/22/08 07:22 PM (15 years, 10 months ago) |
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Dude... deal with it. I had to go for a year on probation. After that I smoked every day for years until this December, when I just forgot to smoke and it was weeks after until I realized I hadn't done it. Its just pot. Chill out and remember your job is more important.
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