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Re: Urine Detox Drinks: Do They Work? [Re: QuantumReality]
#8300283 - 04/18/08 09:57 AM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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The herbal detox teas have never failed me. Just follow the directions, drink lots of water the day before and of the test, and dont smoke for 3 days....also do not exercise while you are trying to detox.
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Re: Urine Detox Drinks: Do They Work? [Re: t00th]
#8300431 - 04/18/08 10:31 AM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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another one of these threads. here is a bullet proof way to pass a drug test. i was on supervised parole for 6 months taking a drug test weekly. I would smoke a blunt the night of, sometimes even the day and pass using this system.
please if you have never tried it don't sit their and call me a liar and say it is bullshit. Because my hand on anything it will work every time. heres what you do.
get a box of sure gel or jello. Make sure IT IS NOT SUGAR FREE. this will fuck it all up. take a standard coke bottle and empty the contents into it. fill with water shake and down. refill bottle with water and down. 10-15 minutes later eat greasy food accompanied with one more bottle of water. now take at least 1 i recommend 2 pisses before the test and your good to go.
see what happens is your body gets rid of all the sugar from the jello before it has time to have t.h.c. leaked into it and show up. the greasy food is not a must but it will give your piss that yellow tint, otherwise your piss is crystal.
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Re: Urine Detox Drinks: Do They Work? [Re: highc]
#8300441 - 04/18/08 10:33 AM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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he already has the detox drink.
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Re: Urine Detox Drinks: Do They Work? [Re: 420inchrims]
#8300451 - 04/18/08 10:35 AM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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o my bad....still a good tip
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Re: Urine Detox Drinks: Do They Work? [Re: highc]
#8301049 - 04/18/08 01:42 PM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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I appreciate all the help guys... I'm planning on not smoking until the test, getting up at like 8am that morning and just drinking a shitload of water and then the drink like 30 minutes before. Hope it works... I have a feeling I'll be smooth sailin' because my metabolism is fast
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Re: Urine Detox Drinks: Do They Work? [Re: highc]
#8301216 - 04/18/08 02:31 PM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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highc said: another one of these threads. here is a bullet proof way to pass a drug test. i was on supervised parole for 6 months taking a drug test weekly. I would smoke a blunt the night of, sometimes even the day and pass using this system.
please if you have never tried it don't sit their and call me a liar and say it is bullshit. Because my hand on anything it will work every time. heres what you do.
get a box of sure gel or jello. Make sure IT IS NOT SUGAR FREE. this will fuck it all up. take a standard coke bottle and empty the contents into it. fill with water shake and down. refill bottle with water and down. 10-15 minutes later eat greasy food accompanied with one more bottle of water. now take at least 1 i recommend 2 pisses before the test and your good to go.
see what happens is your body gets rid of all the sugar from the jello before it has time to have t.h.c. leaked into it and show up. the greasy food is not a must but it will give your piss that yellow tint, otherwise your piss is crystal.
i have heard this same method from people in rehab, claims it works. what kind of time period is this clear for?? like 1 hour + or less?? i am a heavy pot smoker (literal and figurative, about 220 lbs, 5'10" and multiple times a day smoker) and looking for a better job, so i would love to be able to pass a piss test easy as pie.
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the free thinker said: I appreciate all the help guys... I'm planning on not smoking until the test, getting up at like 8am that morning and just drinking a shitload of water and then the drink like 30 minutes before. Hope it works... I have a feeling I'll be smooth sailin' because my metabolism is fast
you want to drink the detox around 2 hours before (you get like a 5 hour window) so you can get a piss or two in before your test.
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Re: Urine Detox Drinks: Do They Work? [Re: t00th]
#8301768 - 04/18/08 05:10 PM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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Also, the very beginning and the very end of your piss have the highest concentration of THC. You want to piss in the cup after you pee in the toilet for a few seconds.
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Re: Urine Detox Drinks: Do They Work? [Re: t00th]
#8302507 - 04/18/08 09:12 PM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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The drink failed to clean my system the first time i used it. Since then i started mixing niacin with one of those drinks and i hasn't failed me since.
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Re: Urine Detox Drinks: Do They Work? [Re: sixsystemz]
#8302522 - 04/18/08 09:21 PM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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niacin is dangerous to take in large amounts, like the way most people do it. i dont know if it really works or not, ive never done it myself. but id suggest following the instructions on the bottle. dont take more than you need. youll fuck up your liver/kidneys, cant remember which one it is.
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Re: Urine Detox Drinks: Do They Work? [Re: smokeybear]
#8302601 - 04/18/08 09:57 PM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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smokeybear said:
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highc said: another one of these threads. here is a bullet proof way to pass a drug test. i was on supervised parole for 6 months taking a drug test weekly. I would smoke a blunt the night of, sometimes even the day and pass using this system.
please if you have never tried it don't sit their and call me a liar and say it is bullshit. Because my hand on anything it will work every time. heres what you do.
get a box of sure gel or jello. Make sure IT IS NOT SUGAR FREE. this will fuck it all up. take a standard coke bottle and empty the contents into it. fill with water shake and down. refill bottle with water and down. 10-15 minutes later eat greasy food accompanied with one more bottle of water. now take at least 1 i recommend 2 pisses before the test and your good to go.
see what happens is your body gets rid of all the sugar from the jello before it has time to have t.h.c. leaked into it and show up. the greasy food is not a must but it will give your piss that yellow tint, otherwise your piss is crystal.
i have heard this same method from people in rehab, claims it works. what kind of time period is this clear for?? like 1 hour + or less?? i am a heavy pot smoker (literal and figurative, about 220 lbs, 5'10" and multiple times a day smoker) and looking for a better job, so i would love to be able to pass a piss test easy as pie.
same as a detox about 4 hours or so. But i usually take it 2 hours before test and squeeze out 2 pisses.
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