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OfflineCoaster
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would u hit this bong if it waas passed to you?
    #8294319 - 04/16/08 11:31 PM (16 years, 3 days ago)

i certainly wouldn't lol


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Re: would u hit this bong if it waas passed to you? [Re: Coaster]
    #8294326 - 04/16/08 11:33 PM (16 years, 3 days ago)

dats gae.

i dont smoke marijuana so a double no.

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Re: would u hit this bong if it waas passed to you? [Re: im_on_a_boat]
    #8294335 - 04/16/08 11:34 PM (16 years, 3 days ago)

aw how come u dont?


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Re: would u hit this bong if it waas passed to you? [Re: Coaster]
    #8294343 - 04/16/08 11:35 PM (16 years, 3 days ago)

ehhhhhh... i think i'll pass that to the nigga on my left.


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Re: would u hit this bong if it waas passed to you? [Re: Coaster]
    #8294346 - 04/16/08 11:36 PM (16 years, 3 days ago)

Weed blows that's why.


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Re: would u hit this bong if it was passed to you? [Re: Coaster]
    #8294347 - 04/16/08 11:36 PM (16 years, 3 days ago)

i sure as hell wouldn't. i also wouldn't be smokin' with some one who owned a bong like that.


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Re: would u hit this bong if it was passed to you? [Re: Coaster]
    #8294354 - 04/16/08 11:38 PM (16 years, 3 days ago)

I would hit that once though where's your fucking sense of humor?


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Re: would u hit this bong if it waas passed to you? *DELETED* [Re: Coaster]
    #8294359 - 04/16/08 11:39 PM (16 years, 3 days ago)

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Re: would u hit this bong if it waas passed to you? [Re: Coaster]
    #8294402 - 04/16/08 11:53 PM (16 years, 2 days ago)

I'd hit that... Twice!

Does it intimidate you guys or something?


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Re: would u hit this bong if it waas passed to you? [Re: Chubba]
    #8294405 - 04/16/08 11:53 PM (16 years, 2 days ago)

My first response would be, "Bro, what's up with the cock bong? Load that shit in somethin else." But if he had nothin else i'd probably hit it once or twice. It's pretty fuckin gay though. And to the gentlemen who said weed blows, What drove you to speak such nonsense?


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Re: would u hit this bong if it waas passed to you? *DELETED* [Re: Wysefool]
    #8294410 - 04/16/08 11:54 PM (16 years, 2 days ago)

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Re: would u hit this bong if it waas passed to you? [Re: Chubba]
    #8294459 - 04/17/08 12:13 AM (16 years, 2 days ago)

Am I the only one who wouldn't have a problem smoking that? :lol:

*edit* I see I'm not alone. :tongue2:


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Re: would u hit this bong if it waas passed to you? [Re: Chubba]
    #8294488 - 04/17/08 12:22 AM (16 years, 2 days ago)

That's true it would definitely depend who I'm around, I think I'm at a point now where most of my friends would be mature enough to just smoke it and have a good laugh.


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Re: would u hit this bong if it waas passed to you? [Re: Coaster]
    #8294494 - 04/17/08 12:22 AM (16 years, 2 days ago)

Weed is weed


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Re: would u hit this bong if it waas passed to you? [Re: Coaster]
    #8294515 - 04/17/08 12:29 AM (16 years, 2 days ago)

Probably if I still smoked.

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Re: would u hit this bong if it waas passed to you? [Re: MOTH]
    #8294520 - 04/17/08 12:31 AM (16 years, 2 days ago)

When did you quit?


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Re: would u hit this bong if it waas passed to you? [Re: Wysefool]
    #8294583 - 04/17/08 12:57 AM (16 years, 2 days ago)

Fuck Id even butt chug a hit out of that shit:ass: :goatse:

















Not really, weed is teh gay.


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Re: would u hit this bong if it waas passed to you? [Re: Wysefool]
    #8294590 - 04/17/08 01:02 AM (16 years, 2 days ago)

Quote:

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When did you quit?




More then two weeks ago.

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Re: would u hit this bong if it waas passed to you? [Re: MOTH]
    #8294595 - 04/17/08 01:04 AM (16 years, 2 days ago)

so like a year ago?


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Re: would u hit this bong if it waas passed to you? [Re: ApeBaboon]
    #8294636 - 04/17/08 01:16 AM (16 years, 2 days ago)

if i smoked, and it was dank, then why not? im comfortable enough with my sexuality to hit a fucking dick bong. its not like im sitting there sucking on a real penis just for the taste for christ sake


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Re: would u hit this bong if it waas passed to you? [Re: PilzeEssen]
    #8294662 - 04/17/08 01:24 AM (16 years, 2 days ago)

ya you know i guess i would too
i was thinking about getting my gf one cuz she loves the cock


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Re: would u hit this bong if it waas passed to you? [Re: Coaster]
    #8294673 - 04/17/08 01:31 AM (16 years, 2 days ago)

we all know this


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Re: would u hit this bong if it waas passed to you? [Re: ApeBaboon]
    #8294675 - 04/17/08 01:32 AM (16 years, 2 days ago)

:orly:


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Re: would u hit this bong if it waas passed to you? [Re: Coaster]
    #8294677 - 04/17/08 01:33 AM (16 years, 2 days ago)

:hamsterdance:


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Re: would u hit this bong if it waas passed to you? [Re: PilzeEssen]
    #8294689 - 04/17/08 01:40 AM (16 years, 2 days ago)

Its the perfect bong for a whore.


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Re: would u hit this bong if it waas passed to you? [Re: jajapee]
    #8294698 - 04/17/08 01:44 AM (16 years, 2 days ago)

I still can't believe someone actually started mass manufacturing those lol.

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Re: would u hit this bong if it waas passed to you? [Re: Helixx]
    #8294699 - 04/17/08 01:45 AM (16 years, 2 days ago)

seems pretty predictable to me


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Re: would u hit this bong if it waas passed to you? [Re: Coaster]
    #8294720 - 04/17/08 01:54 AM (16 years, 2 days ago)

I would hit it.
Good weed is good weed.

And if you aren't mature enough and comfortable enough with your sexuality to deal with putting your mouth on a fake penis then you need to work some stuff out with yourself.

Sexual taboo is generated by the ignorant religiously based morals of our society.

It would still get me high and it'd be fairly lulzy.

I would wonder why they would choose that bong over something that was made for smoking, rather than looks.

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Re: would u hit this bong if it waas passed to you? [Re: Bandersnatch]
    #8294747 - 04/17/08 02:14 AM (16 years, 2 days ago)

Id laugh and pull out the blue meanie, 2 foot thick glass bong, blows your mind.


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Re: would u hit this bong if it waas passed to you? [Re: Irishdrunk]
    #8294749 - 04/17/08 02:15 AM (16 years, 2 days ago)

Haha, I like all the people who are too cool to hit that thing.


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Re: would u hit this bong if it waas passed to you? [Re: Alec_Baldwin]
    #8294754 - 04/17/08 02:17 AM (16 years, 2 days ago)

hell i would hit it, while i have my eyes closed.....

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Re: would u hit this bong if it waas passed to you? [Re: Coaster]
    #8294755 - 04/17/08 02:17 AM (16 years, 2 days ago)

i can't believe people wouldn't hit that... it would be fucking hilarious

doesn't mean you're gay if you hit a dick bong... don't worry :yesnod:


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Re: would u hit this bong if it waas passed to you? [Re: razmablues]
    #8294759 - 04/17/08 02:19 AM (16 years, 2 days ago)

i am going to make a boob bong!!

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Re: would u hit this bong if it waas passed to you? [Re: rugergirl79]
    #8294763 - 04/17/08 02:20 AM (16 years, 2 days ago)

imagine the weed that you would have to have to fill a boob bong this
big...

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Re: would u hit this bong if it waas passed to you? [Re: rugergirl79]
    #8294780 - 04/17/08 02:29 AM (16 years, 2 days ago)

i'd hit it, because i'm not really scared that smoking out of a dick bong is gonna turn me gay, plus its just funny.


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Re: would u hit this bong if it waas passed to you? [Re: doitagain]
    #8294786 - 04/17/08 02:30 AM (16 years, 2 days ago)

What if you were naked?


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Re: would u hit this bong if it waas passed to you? [Re: DeathCompany]
    #8294792 - 04/17/08 02:31 AM (16 years, 2 days ago)

then that would be weird, but if i was at a party and someone passed me that bong i'd probably start laughing and then i'd hit it because i don't turn down a free bowl.


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Re: would u hit this bong if it waas passed to you? [Re: doitagain]
    #8294796 - 04/17/08 02:33 AM (16 years, 2 days ago)

Haha I used to have that bong. My old roommate left it when he moved out. It was pretty decent, but I never really used it.


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Re: would u hit this bong if it waas passed to you? [Re: doitagain]
    #8294798 - 04/17/08 02:33 AM (16 years, 2 days ago)

HAHA. What if you saw dried  poop stains on it mid hit?!?!?!? Man that would be horrid.:projectile:


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Re: would u hit this bong if it waas passed to you? [Re: DeathCompany]
    #8294827 - 04/17/08 02:48 AM (16 years, 2 days ago)

Fucking dick shaped bongs
Free weed is free weed i guess

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Re: would u hit this bong if it waas passed to you? [Re: PilzeEssen]
    #8294917 - 04/17/08 04:11 AM (16 years, 2 days ago)

ok id let a chick hit it, then blow me a shotgun


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Re: would u hit this bong if it waas passed to you? [Re: Hyper_Panda_GO]
    #8295046 - 04/17/08 05:49 AM (16 years, 2 days ago)

Quote:

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Re: would u hit this bong if it waas passed to you? [Re: Coaster]
    #8295107 - 04/17/08 06:45 AM (16 years, 2 days ago)

This thread is hilarious!

Of course I'd choke off of it.

If you don't hit it more for me! I don't think whether someone hits it or not is related to if they are gay.

It is more associated to the bridges built between people relating to ones self image. The dick bong could collapse some bridges in some social circles.

Some open minds are very solidly constructed, yet brittle under the right conditions, just like the bong.

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Re: would u hit this bong if it waas passed to you? [Re: PilzeEssen]
    #8295116 - 04/17/08 06:51 AM (16 years, 2 days ago)

I've smoked from penis bongs.....kinda wierd... but they are the same damn thing who careS?


well, I was a bit worried what the person used that particular bong for


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Re: would u hit this bong if it waas passed to you? [Re: Coaster]
    #8295380 - 04/17/08 09:04 AM (16 years, 2 days ago)

I had a friend give me a penis pipe as a joke b-day gift a few years ago. We all used it but it unfortunately broke by the end of the drunken night.

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Re: would u hit this bong if it waas passed to you? [Re: Coaster]
    #8295441 - 04/17/08 09:26 AM (16 years, 2 days ago)

yeash i would, as long as it was only used for smoking nothing else :wink:


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Re: would u hit this bong if it waas passed to you? [Re: shr00mer420]
    #8295457 - 04/17/08 09:33 AM (16 years, 2 days ago)

I'd wrap my lips around it!

It would actually be nice to have. Then when the moochers came over I'd pull it out. They'd either decline or I'd get some amusement out of watching them put it in their mouth. It's a win-win situation.


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Re: would u hit this bong if it waas passed to you? [Re: mushbaby]
    #8295535 - 04/17/08 10:06 AM (16 years, 2 days ago)

And take pictures.

I'd probably hit it and laugh about it, but I wouldn't really want to make it my regular smoking utensil.


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Under closer inspection I realised it was a funky ball of tits from outer space.


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Re: would u hit this bong if it waas passed to you? [Re: token matt]
    #8295536 - 04/17/08 10:07 AM (16 years, 2 days ago)

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ok id let a chick hit it, then blow me a shotgun




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Re: would u hit this bong if it waas passed to you? [Re: jewunit]
    #8295539 - 04/17/08 10:08 AM (16 years, 2 days ago)

You'd have to fill up the chamber with smoke, pull out the slide and then put your lips around where the slide goes in and blow out, pointing it at a chicks mouth.

That would be clutch. :yesnod:


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Under closer inspection I realised it was a funky ball of tits from outer space.


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Re: would u hit this bong if it waas passed to you? [Re: circularvortex]
    #8295548 - 04/17/08 10:11 AM (16 years, 2 days ago)

Just think about the mechanics of a bong, then think about the feasibility of what you just said.

Edit: Never mind, I literally just woke up and had to read your post 5 times before I understood what you were saying.


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Re: would u hit this bong if it waas passed to you? [Re: jewunit]
    #8295549 - 04/17/08 10:12 AM (16 years, 2 days ago)

Oh, your face would be in the scrotum area. Undoubtedly.


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Re: would u hit this bong if it waas passed to you? [Re: Apollyphelion]
    #8295616 - 04/17/08 10:36 AM (16 years, 2 days ago)

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Of course I'd choke off of it.





same here

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Re: would u hit this bong if it waas passed to you? [Re: milkman]
    #8295627 - 04/17/08 10:39 AM (16 years, 2 days ago)

Haha I bought my friend one of those for his birthday.

Don't see what all the fuss is about, unless you hang around with Beavis and Butthead


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Re: would u hit this bong if it waas passed to you? [Re: Coaster]
    #8295689 - 04/17/08 10:56 AM (16 years, 2 days ago)

yeah.

But I'd go one better. I want a dickbong with a working foreskin. Because then when you get to your fifth-tenth bowl, someone in the group is going to start playing with it.

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Re: would u hit this bong if it waas passed to you? [Re: Coaster]
    #8295710 - 04/17/08 11:01 AM (16 years, 2 days ago)

I would hit that bong if it were white.  :cool2:

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Re: would u hit this bong if it waas passed to you? [Re: PilzeEssen]
    #8295749 - 04/17/08 11:14 AM (16 years, 2 days ago)

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if i smoked, and it was dank, then why not? im comfortable enough with my sexuality to hit a fucking dick bong. its not like im sitting there sucking on a real penis just for the taste for christ sake




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Re: would u hit this bong if it waas passed to you? [Re: PilzeEssen]
    #8295767 - 04/17/08 11:20 AM (16 years, 2 days ago)

i have hit a pipe that was penis shaped before so if i still was smoking i would have to say yes. it's just a bong not a real penis


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Re: would u hit this bong if it waas passed to you? [Re: Coaster]
    #8295851 - 04/17/08 11:43 AM (16 years, 2 days ago)

Someone should get a pipe implanted in their penis.  Them hoes would never forget you.  :foshizzle:

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Re: would u hit this bong if it waas passed to you? [Re: Cowgold]
    #8296057 - 04/17/08 12:47 PM (16 years, 2 days ago)

I saw a vid of someone taking a bong out of some girl's pussy once. I can't be bothered looking for it and I don't remember the exact mechanics of the whole sitution but I do remember it being gross, entertaining and weird all at the same time. Meh. Gotta love the internet



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Re: would u hit this bong if it waas passed to you? [Re: sam420]
    #8296102 - 04/17/08 01:04 PM (16 years, 2 days ago)

hahaha i like that
they missed the peace sign
thats a good 1 too


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Re: would u hit this bong if it waas passed to you? [Re: Coaster]
    #8296202 - 04/17/08 01:30 PM (16 years, 2 days ago)

i wudnt bekuz it cud AIDS u up LOLz!1!!one!

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Re: would u hit this bong if it waas passed to you? [Re: Coaster]
    #8296300 - 04/17/08 01:56 PM (16 years, 2 days ago)

I'd certainly hit it. It's a bong. :shrug: Who cares what it looks like? :lol:


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Re: would u hit this bong if it waas passed to you? [Re: Slave of Cthuluh]
    #8298282 - 04/17/08 09:05 PM (16 years, 2 days ago)

Give's a whole new meaning to 'sucking the glass dick'. At least it's budz and not meth. I'd probably tag it for laughs. lolz.

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