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Man eats 420 oysters in food competetion and wins
    #8286894 - 04/15/08 01:26 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)


Patrick "Deep Dish" Bertoletti looked down at the litter of empty oyster shells in front of him and savored the sweet taste of victory. For Crazy Legs Conti, the bitter taste of defeat could be washed away only by beer.

The Acme World Oyster Eating championship belt — leather, with a silver dish featuring an oyster on the half-shell — hung on Bertoletti's skinny hips. The 22-year-old Chicago resident took the title Saturday by slurping 35 dozen of the big bivalves in eight minutes. [(35 x 12 = 420 oysters)]

"I could probably do a couple dozen more, especially if they were charbroiled," said Bertoletti, who holds the endurance oyster-eating record, having downed 53 1/2 dozen in 2007 before calling it quits. "Although they're great raw..."

Conti, the defending champion, tied for third, sucking down 24 dozen.

"They're supposed to be an aphrodisiac," said Conti, whose real name is Crazy Legs. "But I think that's only true for about the first three dozen. When you get up higher than that, you don't want much activity for a while."

Juliet Lee, 43, of Germantown, Md., formerly a Ninjing University chemistry professor, methodically polished off 31 1/2 dozen for second place.

Such a thing as a professional eater?
A dozen professional eaters who compete in Major League Eaters events year-round squared off at the French Quarter Festival on Saturday.

Major League Eating describes itself as a sports franchise that oversees all professional competitive eating events and competitive eating television specials. It puts on the annual Nathan's Hot Dog eating contest, as well as other events, such as the World Deep-Fried Asparagus Eating Championship and the National Sweet Corn Eating Championship.

Rules for the oyster tournament forced contestants to use forks, not lift the shells to their mouth, and to finish all the oysters from a tray before starting a new one.

Officials in striped shirts stood beside each contestant and flipped a counter as each dozen was consumed.

Many of the competitors wore gloves to handle the shells; all carried several bottles of water, cold drinks or beer to help them keep their mouths and throats lubricated. Lee carried a thermos of hot water but said she didn't feel the need for it.

"Oysters are pretty liquid," said Lee, who weighs 105 pounds despite being on the pro-eating tour for the past year. "I didn't need it."

'Reversal of fortune'
Tim "Gravy" Brown — ranked 13th in the world — was disqualified when he had what professional eaters call a "reversal of fortune." He vomited after 14 dozen.

Scott "Scozzy Bone" Zukowski, 20, a Tulane University student from New York's Long Island was in his first professional event. He ate 20 dozen.

"I feel good about that; my goal was 15 dozen," Zukowski said. "I had only eaten one raw oyster in my life before this and I thought I'd vomit after it. I hate them."
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that is 1 hardcore guy lol
so many freakin oysters jeeeeesus, gotta smoke a bowl to that


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Re: Man eats 420 oysters in food competetion and wins [Re: Coaster]
    #8287011 - 04/15/08 02:02 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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Man eats 420 oysters in food competetion and wins




coincidence, i think not.

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"They're supposed to be an aphrodisiac," said Conti, whose real name is Crazy Legs. "But I think that's only true for about the first three dozen. When you get up higher than that, you don't want much activity for a while."





lol:lol:

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Re: Man eats 420 oysters in food competetion and wins [Re: Coaster]
    #8287013 - 04/15/08 02:02 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

i think oysters are the best thing to not eat 14 dozen of

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Re: Man eats 420 oysters in food competetion and wins [Re: nepalnt21]
    #8287040 - 04/15/08 02:10 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

These competitive eaters should post pictures of thier used toilets on the day after... I'm interested to see what the human digestive tract makes of 400+ oysters.

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Re: Man eats 420 oysters in food competetion and wins [Re: RoosterCogburn]
    #8287056 - 04/15/08 02:14 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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These competitive eaters should post pictures of thier used toilets on the day after... I'm interested to see what the human digestive tract makes of 400+ oysters




do you really want to see that?

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Re: Man eats 420 oysters in food competetion and wins [Re: biggysmall]
    #8287175 - 04/15/08 02:55 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

After tubgirl and the like, I'm pretty desensitized... I wanna see for pure curiosity. How often does someone eat these ridiculous amounts of food!!

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Re: Man eats 420 oysters in food competetion and wins [Re: RoosterCogburn]
    #8287273 - 04/15/08 03:20 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

quite often, considering the u.s is the most obese place on earth...

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Re: Man eats 420 oysters in food competetion and wins [Re: biggysmall]
    #8287434 - 04/15/08 03:50 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

he must have been one horny guy after all little aphrodisiacs.

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Re: Man eats 420 oysters in food competetion and wins [Re: jay707]
    #8288061 - 04/15/08 06:12 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

From the looks of this guy, I take it he was trying to get 420 in the news? I saw this on the front page of CNN a few days ago and lol'd...so close to the date too.

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Re: Man eats 420 oysters in food competetion and wins [Re: Coaster]
    #8289295 - 04/15/08 10:15 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

This is disgusting, and isn't really news worthy.


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Re: Man eats 420 oysters in food competetion and wins [Re: fapjack]
    #8289681 - 04/15/08 11:57 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

i work on an oyster farm yay

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Re: Man eats 420 oysters in food competetion and wins [Re: Psilobuds]
    #8290836 - 04/16/08 09:55 AM (15 years, 10 months ago)

What a waste of food....


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Look at it this way: if you want to make a baby cry, first you give it a lollipop. Then you take it away. If you never give it a lollipop to begin with, it would have nothin' to cry about. That's like God, who gives us life and love and help just so that he can tear it all away and make us cry, so he can drink the sweet milk of our tears. You see, it's our tears, Stan, that give God his great power.

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Re: Man eats 420 oysters in food competition and wins [Re: IdeLOLogies]
    #8291598 - 04/16/08 01:31 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

Props to this guy. I wonder if they pee test people in the "Major League Eating" events?

Weed would definitely give you an advantage.


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Re: Man eats 420 oysters in food competition and wins [Re: fastfred]
    #8293295 - 04/16/08 08:07 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

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fastfred said:
Props to this guy. I wonder if they pee test people in the "Major League Eating" events?

Weed would definitely give you an advantage.


-FF




i was in a corndog nugget eating contest and tried this strategy. it doesnt help as much as youd think. you just feel sick before you feel full. i didnt win but i got third place. my friend, who was also stoned, beat the only fat kid competing. it was hilarious.


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