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help cooking ground beef
    #8283464 - 04/14/08 06:35 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

Actually, I'm not cooking it I just need to know the easiest way to get ground beef up to 98-99 degrees fahrenheit. Thanks.


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Re: help cooking ground beef [Re: fapjack]
    #8283496 - 04/14/08 06:43 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

Why ?


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Re: help cooking ground beef [Re: Brainiac]
    #8283526 - 04/14/08 06:48 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

put it in the cupboard above your fridge?

seriously though a low oven will do this (the meat will be partially cooked). the question is why?


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Re: help cooking ground beef [Re: danknugz81]
    #8283617 - 04/14/08 07:06 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

I think he wants to mold a you know what out of it and do you know what to it because it will be at body temperature and might feel like the same thing.


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Re: help cooking ground beef [Re: Stein]
    #8283642 - 04/14/08 07:11 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

:what:


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Re: help cooking ground beef [Re: Brainiac]
    #8283691 - 04/14/08 07:22 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

warm apple pie is so much better


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Re: help cooking ground beef [Re: danknugz81]
    #8283797 - 04/14/08 07:41 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

What setting and how long?


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Re: help cooking ground beef [Re: Stein]
    #8283986 - 04/14/08 08:29 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

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I think he wants to mold a you know what out of it and do you know what to it because it will be at body temperature and might feel like the same thing.



:lol: :awesome: :rofl: :lol:


To the original poster: pre-heat your oven to desired temperature for at least 20 minutes.  Stick the meat in there and it should reach the target temp in about 15 - 20 minutes (quicker if its spread into a thin sheet, longer if its balled up into a huge loaf).... of course, it's not like it'll ever get hotter than the target temp unless your oven thermometer malfunctions, so if you're unsure, just leave it in the oven longer.

Can you tell us why you want to do this?


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Re: help cooking ground beef [Re: geokills]
    #8284011 - 04/14/08 08:35 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

Either he is making jerky or he will be jerking. Honestly i dont want to know.


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Re: help cooking ground beef [Re: geokills]
    #8284062 - 04/14/08 08:47 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

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Can you tell us why you want to do this?




A science project.


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Re: help cooking ground beef [Re: fapjack]
    #8284263 - 04/14/08 09:27 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

we demand details! whats with the secrecy?


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Re: help cooking ground beef [Re: Psychoslut]
    #8284428 - 04/14/08 09:55 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

I'll post pics of it.


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Re: help cooking ground beef [Re: fapjack]
    #8284485 - 04/14/08 10:03 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

okay


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Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]


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Re: help cooking ground beef [Re: Psychoslut]
    #8284554 - 04/14/08 10:14 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

I was going to take pics but ran into a problem. Sorry.


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Re: help cooking ground beef [Re: fapjack]
    #8284561 - 04/14/08 10:15 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

i call spice!


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Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]


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Re: help cooking ground beef [Re: Psychoslut]
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Re: help cooking ground beef [Re: Fexor]
    #8295161 - 04/17/08 07:24 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

:ilold:


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Re: help cooking ground beef [Re: Fexor]
    #8295182 - 04/17/08 07:38 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)



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Re: help cooking ground beef [Re: fapjack]
    #8295310 - 04/17/08 08:35 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

:lol:


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Re: help cooking ground beef [Re: fapjack]
    #8295669 - 04/17/08 10:52 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

Are you bloody serious? :what:

Why in the hell would you have set your oven to 300° if you wanted the meat to get to 98°?

Why wouldn't you test the temperature first by stickin' your finger into it, or pressing it with the back of your hand?


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Re: help cooking ground beef [Re: geokills]
    #8295901 - 04/17/08 11:59 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

I agree, he should have fingered it first.


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Re: help cooking ground beef [Re: Stein]
    #8299817 - 04/18/08 05:22 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

> I agree, he should have fingered it first.

Oh, thats bad... do we have an award for worst pun of the year? *laugh*


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Re: help cooking ground beef [Re: Seuss]
    #8300025 - 04/18/08 08:28 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

:mypleasure:


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Re: help cooking ground beef [Re: geokills]
    #8301161 - 04/18/08 02:17 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

I did finger the meat first, what can I say my penis is longer than my finger is and I couldn't reach the G spot with my pinky.


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Re: help cooking ground beef [Re: fapjack]
    #8302745 - 04/18/08 10:47 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

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Alright, this thread is done. Kids, don't try this at home...


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