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JonnyOnTheSpot
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Re: What's the most fucked up American state? [Re: ApeBaboon]
#8267422 - 04/11/08 12:38 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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i vote south carolina.
it's basically just one big dilapidated slum divided into towns here and there. these horrible fucking towns are full of mostly stereotypical rednecks (the kind that make people think the south is full of ignorant blindly patriot christian fundamentalists) and then the dumbest most uneducated black people in the nation. south carolina is the reason why the word nigger was invented imo. i'm not a racist person at all, and i have a lot of black friends, but south carolina is full of niggers, and that's a fact. my black friends would agree@
then there's the police...every town you go through is a giant speed trap. it's like the town's only source of revenue for the most part. myrtle beach is basically a racket since they confront you and demand money or take you to jail. and charleston's police are notoriously corrupt assholes.
next we have their weird alcohol laws. no beer can be sold on sundays. it's the gayest rule ever! however the rest of the time you can buy it 24 hours a day which ensures that there are drunk idiots everywhere you go...yay...
also:
- the roads are in bad shape - there are swamps everywhere that smell like ass - it's ugly and not scenic at all - it was the reason bush got the republican nomination in 2000 instead of john mcain - it always seems to be unbearably hot and muggy - the biggest eyesore town in the country "south of the border" is there, along with their idiotic billboards which are everywhere for 100 miles around. - strom thurmond was from there - and it shares part of north carolina's (which is an amazing state) name, therefore making people think north carolinians are similar to south carolinians. south carolina is like north carolina's weird sex offender uncle that everyone feels uncomfortable and no one wants to talk to.
SOUTH CAROLINA FTL!!
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IslandShroomer
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Re: What's the most fucked up American state? [Re: JonnyOnTheSpot]
#8267429 - 04/11/08 12:40 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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ha. That post alone puts SC at the top of my list.
Im glad i live in a part of the states that IMO is quite nice.
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Alec_Baldwin
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Re: What's the most fucked up American state? [Re: JonnyOnTheSpot]
#8267431 - 04/11/08 12:40 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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JonnyOnTheSpot said: - and it shares part of north carolina's (which is an amazing state) name, therefore making people think north carolinians are similar to south carolinians. south carolina is like north carolina's weird sex offender uncle that everyone feels uncomfortable and no one wants to talk to.
Hahahah.
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Re: What's the most fucked up American state? [Re: JonnyOnTheSpot]
#8267433 - 04/11/08 12:41 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Wow, that was an epic callout on your state. Probably the best I've seen since that skydiving callout, but for sure the best against a state.
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JonnyOnTheSpot
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Re: What's the most fucked up American state? [Re: IslandShroomer]
#8267451 - 04/11/08 12:44 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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the top of your list of states that are horrible wastes? you live there? is every single town there full of at least five condemmed/falling down buildings and the smell of pig shit, or are there a few that only have perhaps one condemmed building on the main road?
in south carolina it's like everytime a hurricane hits no one bothers to clean anything up. it's a gross place, ya know?
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JonnyOnTheSpot
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Re: What's the most fucked up American state? [Re: dill705]
#8267487 - 04/11/08 12:48 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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actually i'm from NC, but i've spent enough time in SC to know a bit about it. seriously, every time i go to myrtle beach i'm depressed as hell by the time i get there because it's like driving through a third world country only there's mcdonlads and wal-marts everywhere...
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IslandShroomer
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Re: What's the most fucked up American state? [Re: JonnyOnTheSpot]
#8267488 - 04/11/08 12:48 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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I was reading an excerpt one of Jane Goodall's book, and she mentioned whenever there is a huge, moist tropical system in the south/southeast, the waterways just go to shit. Shit down there is DIRTY.
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Re: What's the most fucked up American state? [Re: Jack Albertson]
#8347083 - 04/30/08 07:19 PM (15 years, 10 months ago) |
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UTAH!! god i hate this state
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TheFakeSunRa
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Re: What's the most fucked up American state? [Re: striker]
#8347095 - 04/30/08 07:22 PM (15 years, 10 months ago) |
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Nice bump striker!
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Re: What's the most fucked up American state? [Re: PyroBurns]
#8347473 - 04/30/08 09:18 PM (15 years, 10 months ago) |
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PyroBurns said:
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PyroBurns said: Ohio.
i think ohio is peaceful
Yeeech. To be honest, I thought Canton was okay.
I've only really lived west of Cleveland (various shithole hick or semi-ghetto towns) and in Columbus (pretty crappy). What I saw of Cinnci was terrifying. And you can't forget our winters.
Maybe there are some nice spots, but it's certainly surrounding by rotting holes.
Exactly what in Canton was "okay"? talk about a semi-ghetto town. Seeing as my town literally has <10 blacks though.... ha
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Re: What's the most fucked up American state? [Re: TheFakeSunRa]
#8347503 - 04/30/08 09:25 PM (15 years, 10 months ago) |
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i think anyone living in the middle of a cornfield would be fucked, i like Utah..even known it has some shitty ass laws towards drugs. But i love the mountains..fuck living in tornado alley...
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LloydChristmas
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Re: What's the most fucked up American state? [Re: thedefone]
#8347544 - 04/30/08 09:34 PM (15 years, 10 months ago) |
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thedefone said: Texas is chock full of nothing.
Gonna have to go ahead and disagree with you on that one. Dallas/Ft. Worth, San Antonio, Houston, and Austin all have a shit-ton of cool things to do. You can smoke weed in a lot of public places in Austin with no hastle from the cops. The Texas hill country is absolutely gorgeous, and our women are easily the hottest.
George Bush was actually a decent Governor, it's just the whole presidency thing that fucked him up.
My vote is going to have to go to the giant shit-hole that is Oklahoma.
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Re: What's the most fucked up American state? [Re: LloydChristmas]
#8347554 - 04/30/08 09:37 PM (15 years, 10 months ago) |
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Humm, so what where can you camp in the mountains? and enjoy the cool air...you can smoke all the dope you want in your campsite?? fuck the flatland haha
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LloydChristmas
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Re: What's the most fucked up American state? [Re: Skunk420]
#8347571 - 04/30/08 09:41 PM (15 years, 10 months ago) |
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umm...what?
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Re: What's the most fucked up American state? [Re: LloydChristmas]
#8347589 - 04/30/08 09:44 PM (15 years, 10 months ago) |
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3 way tie between cali, fla, and mass
on my socialist scale that is
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Re: What's the most fucked up American state? [Re: LloydChristmas]
#8347592 - 04/30/08 09:46 PM (15 years, 10 months ago) |
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I have to say it sounds like Florida is winning this contest. And I have to agree.
now I haven't really lived in many states, but florida does suck pretty bad.
*Orlando arrests people for feeding the homeless *Everything is nasty suburban sprawl, and the whole housing market situation is going to fuck us so bad on top of destroying beautiful stretches of nature. *The Iraq War is being run out of Tampa Bay (McDill AFB) *There's fucking SAND... EVERYWHERE!!! *Fire ants... *Sinkholes *It's always like 90+ degrees outside and like 60 degrees inside. WTF!
And you know.. some parts of florida are actually really pretty, but as soon as an area is developed it just becomes disgusting! If there wasn't such mindless raping of the land by housing (suburb) and stripmall construction it might be a decent place to live.
oh and I almost forgot
PALMETTO BUGS (giant fucking cockroaches!)
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Nunbuh_Chrubble
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Re: What's the most fucked up American state? [Re: Nunbuh_Chrubble]
#8347604 - 04/30/08 09:50 PM (15 years, 10 months ago) |
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You know your state sucks if it has these things in it!
plus they can FLY!!!
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Skunk420
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Re: What's the most fucked up American state? [Re: LloydChristmas]
#8347607 - 04/30/08 09:51 PM (15 years, 10 months ago) |
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LloydChristmas said: umm...what?
..yes i dont like the flatlands humm>>??
Edited by Skunk420 (04/30/08 09:59 PM)
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Re: What's the most fucked up American state? [Re: Jack Albertson]
#8348696 - 05/01/08 07:11 AM (15 years, 10 months ago) |
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ts727 said: Florida at least you guuts have sweet beaches, what the fuck does georgia have?
georgia also has beaches
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fee
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Re: What's the most fucked up American state? [Re: Sundrop]
#8348820 - 05/01/08 08:29 AM (15 years, 10 months ago) |
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NH is fucked in the fact that we dont have any sales tax except on prepared foods, we dont have to have insurance on our vehicles, 18 and above you dont need to wear seat belts or wear a helmet on a motorcycle.
and im sure their is a few other weird things about NH.
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