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OfflineMadtowntripper
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Fucking Landlord On Fucking Sunday Morning What The Fuck
    #8246029 - 04/06/08 10:29 AM (15 years, 10 months ago)

Call before you come, asshole.

He's lucky I didn't fucking shoot him, jesus christ.

Who just lets themselves into someones house on Sunday morning

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Re: Fucking Landlord On Fucking Sunday Morning What The Fuck [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #8246039 - 04/06/08 10:31 AM (15 years, 10 months ago)

Just walks all up in your shit?


I'd Kill a nukka...

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Re: Fucking Landlord On Fucking Sunday Morning What The Fuck [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #8246045 - 04/06/08 10:31 AM (15 years, 10 months ago)

Did he even knock?

I have a clause in my lease that says the landlord can come in anytime he wants to. Since I don't know what he looks like, he will get the fuck beat out of him if he does.

Also, he's a judge.


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Re: Fucking Landlord On Fucking Sunday Morning What The Fuck [Re: Baby_Hitler]
    #8246056 - 04/06/08 10:35 AM (15 years, 10 months ago)

He may have knocked, I was asleep.

I know he did unlock it and walk right in.

I wake up to this guy standing in the hallway outside of my bedroom, talking to me about having some guy come look at the roof or something.

Fucking christ.

Buying a deadbolt today, that's for sure.

Honestly, he's lucky he knew my name and it was daytime. If he ever tries this shit at night he is going to catch a couple of .38's right in the chest.


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Re: Fucking Landlord On Fucking Sunday Morning What The Fuck [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #8246068 - 04/06/08 10:39 AM (15 years, 10 months ago)

My lease says I can't add or change locks on the doors unless I give them a key.


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Re: Fucking Landlord On Fucking Sunday Morning What The Fuck [Re: Baby_Hitler]
    #8246080 - 04/06/08 10:42 AM (15 years, 10 months ago)

Mine my say that, but if he asks I'll tell him its for his own safety.


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He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus


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Re: Fucking Landlord On Fucking Sunday Morning What The Fuck [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #8246082 - 04/06/08 10:43 AM (15 years, 10 months ago)

Yikes. I'm glad I have a protective dog that barks like crazy if someone I don't know even taps on my door.


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Re: Fucking Landlord On Fucking Sunday Morning What The Fuck [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #8246188 - 04/06/08 11:20 AM (15 years, 10 months ago)

My landlord is the shit. Really awesome, big old guy.

I had him come in to do some maintenance work once and left out a pipe and baggie and the next day he asked me about it and said "i don't care as long as YOU stay out of trouble and keep others out of trouble". I later found out he voted for legalization in Denver county!

Everytime I've had a problem he's fixed it within 24 hours. He'll even take packages left by the mailman in the lobby and place them inside my door.

Always give 24 hours or more notice if people will be entering the apartment. Just a real cool guy.


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Re: Fucking Landlord On Fucking Sunday Morning What The Fuck [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #8246260 - 04/06/08 11:35 AM (15 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Madtowntripper said:
Who just lets themselves into someones house on Sunday morning





No one at my place, i changed the locks and didn't tell anyone. :grin:


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Re: Fucking Landlord On Fucking Sunday Morning What The Fuck [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #8246262 - 04/06/08 11:36 AM (15 years, 10 months ago)

this one time i was living in the warehouse in the tenderloin part part of SF. we weren't allowed to be living there. there were like 3 bike messengers and 3 bartenders that lived there. and this one morning, my room mate boyfriend leaves early and as he's walking out, some guy in a big jacket barges in and the bf tries to stop him i guess but the guy says its cool, he knows the land lord. and he comes in and out to the window that overlooks pill corner and gets on a walkie talkie. i woke up to this (none of us really had walls, it was more like an expensive squat) and my room mate walks up to him and says who the fuck are you. the guy was a narc that used to use the spot as a scout out and we said fuck you get out. and he goes out down stairs to meet up with 3 other undercovers.


i moved out of that place quick.


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Re: Fucking Landlord On Fucking Sunday Morning What The Fuck [Re: impgl]
    #8246335 - 04/06/08 12:01 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

Wow, sucky. Where I live they have to give you 24 hours notice before coming to do an inspection or anything, and even then I think they're still supposed to wait to be invited in (unless you've specifically told them they may enter).


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Re: Fucking Landlord On Fucking Sunday Morning What The Fuck [Re: mayfly]
    #8246366 - 04/06/08 12:15 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

Every apt i have had has a deadbolt that can only be locked/unlocked from the inside. I hope he didn't come across anything that he wasn't supposed to.


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Re: Fucking Landlord On Fucking Sunday Morning What The Fuck [Re: perosiste]
    #8246619 - 04/06/08 01:23 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

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Every apt i have had has a deadbolt that can only be locked/unlocked from the inside. I hope he didn't come across anything that he wasn't supposed to.




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