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OfflineGainer
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Yo Momma jokes lets hear em.
    #8232828 - 04/03/08 10:24 AM (15 years, 10 months ago)

Here's a link to a php script I wrote that spits out a random yo momma joke out. You can even submit your own just don't use any commas cause I'm using comma seperated values to seperate the jokes and have written anything to parse them out yet.

http://gainer.free-web-hosting.biz/form.html


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Re: Yo Momma jokes lets hear em. [Re: Gainer]
    #8233094 - 04/03/08 11:50 AM (15 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Yo momma does drugs




Wow... Good one... :nonono:


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Re: Yo Momma jokes lets hear em. [Re: RipVanWinkle]
    #8233262 - 04/03/08 12:31 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

Worst....or posably greatest yo momma jokes ever. Yo momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks, and Yo momma so fat she takes two trips to haul ass.


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Re: Yo Momma jokes lets hear em. [Re: blewmeanie]
    #8240585 - 04/04/08 11:10 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

Bump.. my script that submits new jokes was broke and I didn't know it just fixed it though through me some new jokes. By the way I know some of those jokes I have on there are lame so throw me some good ones.


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"I mean, it's like a koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain!"
-Captain Murphy

"Quit being a bitch and pill me up"
-Dr. Quinn

"Smoke that bitch"
"I am not Stormy, I am He who smokes Bitches!"
-Stormy

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Re: Yo Momma jokes lets hear em. [Re: Gainer]
    #8240641 - 04/04/08 11:22 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

yo momma is so fat, she sat on this thread and killed it...... :fatbastard:


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Re: Yo Momma jokes lets hear em. [Re: LeftyBurnz]
    #8240672 - 04/04/08 11:32 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

God you mama come back.



Someone says a come back and you respond



"If i wanted my come back I would have got it off yo mommas face.":lol:


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Re: Yo Momma jokes lets hear em. [Re: DeathCompany]
    #8240677 - 04/04/08 11:33 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

Yo momma's so fat, sir mix-a-lot decided he DIDN'T like big butts.


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Re: Yo Momma jokes lets hear em. [Re: Gainer]
    #8240683 - 04/04/08 11:35 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

Your mom is fat

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Re: Yo Momma jokes lets hear em. [Re: Robo]
    #8240730 - 04/04/08 11:48 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Omni said:
Your mom is fat




FTW!


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Re: Yo Momma jokes lets hear em. [Re: LeftyBurnz]
    #8240756 - 04/04/08 11:52 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

Your mom is not skinny

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Re: Yo Momma jokes lets hear em. [Re: Robo]
    #8240760 - 04/04/08 11:53 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

b-b-b-b-burn

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Re: Yo Momma jokes lets hear em. [Re: Robo]
    #8241255 - 04/05/08 02:50 AM (15 years, 10 months ago)

your mother is so fat that the doctor told her she was overweight for her age and height :heart:


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Re: Yo Momma jokes lets hear em. [Re: gilesypopper]
    #8241308 - 04/05/08 03:18 AM (15 years, 10 months ago)

Your momma jokes are so fat, they got stuck in the 90's


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omg really?

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Re: Yo Momma jokes lets hear em. [Re: impgl]
    #8241309 - 04/05/08 03:19 AM (15 years, 10 months ago)

pm IMACHAVEL for your momma jokes. that kid pwnd OTD with them


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omg really?

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Re: Yo Momma jokes lets hear em. [Re: impgl]
    #8241310 - 04/05/08 03:20 AM (15 years, 10 months ago)

Not as much as talking about penises and pedophilia >_<

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