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hahahaha, get this
    #8212085 - 03/29/08 10:25 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Just got a phone call from my boss.  He just scheduled himself, my coworker and myself to shoot a sex change operation documentary.

We've already interviewed the guy who will be getting the sex change.  But we have to refer to her as a she now.  She's been taking hormone therapy medication for over 8 years now and has large B-cups.  I thought we would just be making a video about her talking about the ordeal.

I will be in the operating room dressed in surgical garb and will have a camera attached to me and I"m supposed to get closeups of everything.  The surgery, the doctors, the instruments, the worried parents looking in through the windows.

What does everybody think of this?  Good or bad?  Would you do it?

I'm torn between thoughts of "wow, what an experiences and will look good on my resume and portfolio (:smirk:) to "fucking christ, i'm gonna see a guy get his balls cut off and have his scrotum turned inside out and shoved back into him slightly and stapled down."

Oh yeah and when she's fully a woman, she's a lesbian.  :smile:


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Re: hahahaha, get this [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #8212117 - 03/29/08 10:30 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

pics?


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Re: hahahaha, get this [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #8212118 - 03/29/08 10:30 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I think that would be awesome. A lot more interesting than my job.

What is it that you do?


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Re: hahahaha, get this [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #8212121 - 03/29/08 10:30 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

well I did have an appetite until I read your post. Great job dick :thumbup:


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Re: hahahaha, get this [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #8212133 - 03/29/08 10:32 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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What does everybody think of this? Good or bad?





I think it's great, you should ask if it's OK to play with her
tits and request a testicle to keep on your key chain


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Re: hahahaha, get this [Re: appleorange]
    #8212139 - 03/29/08 10:33 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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I think that would be awesome. A lot more interesting than my job.

What is it that you do?




I'm a multimedia producer for the college I attend.  This documentary will be for the Psychology Department and will be entered in to a few documentary award festivals sometime next year.  I also will be doing all the motion graphics, title cards, and music for the damn thing and my boss will get all the credit, as usual.  LIttle does he know that I burn extra copies of everything I do and have been making a demo reel. 

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Tangerines said:
pics?




The shoot is in June.  I'll have them a few weeks later.  :smile:


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Re: hahahaha, get this [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #8212140 - 03/29/08 10:34 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Make sure you get a close up when they lop of her dick


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Re: hahahaha, get this [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #8212142 - 03/29/08 10:34 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Yea I want to see EVERYTHING!


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Re: hahahaha, get this [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #8212145 - 03/29/08 10:35 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Quote:

Penguarky Tunguin said:
What does everybody think of this? Good or bad?





I think it's great, you should ask if it's OK to play with her
tits and request a testicle to keep on your key chain




S/He smells weird, I couldn't get that close to hirm.


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Re: hahahaha, get this [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #8212147 - 03/29/08 10:35 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Would you fuck her?


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Re: hahahaha, get this [Re: Tangerines]
    #8212149 - 03/29/08 10:36 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

She has a dick man!


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Re: hahahaha, get this [Re: Gastronomicus]
    #8212154 - 03/29/08 10:36 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

:shrug:

I've seen Hatchet Vs. Genitals I think I can handle this.


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Re: hahahaha, get this [Re: Tangerines]
    #8212155 - 03/29/08 10:36 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I feel really uncomfortable answering that because my answer makes me uncomfortable...


:grin:


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Re: hahahaha, get this [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #8212161 - 03/29/08 10:37 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

so thats a yes?


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Re: hahahaha, get this [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #8212162 - 03/29/08 10:37 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Why?

Is it gay to fuck a tranny in the ass? If so is it gay to fuck a woman in the ass?

and ass is an ass, right?


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Re: hahahaha, get this [Re: Tangerines]
    #8212165 - 03/29/08 10:38 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

But a dick is a dick


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Re: hahahaha, get this [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #8212167 - 03/29/08 10:38 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

She's cute.

And she literally hates cock. Hers and everyone elses...


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Re: hahahaha, get this [Re: Gastronomicus]
    #8212170 - 03/29/08 10:38 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

touche good sir!


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Re: hahahaha, get this *DELETED* [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #8212177 - 03/29/08 10:41 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Re: hahahaha, get this [Re: Tangerines]
    #8212178 - 03/29/08 10:41 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Tangerines said:
:shrug:

I've seen Hatchet Vs. Genitals I think I can handle this.





that didnt bother me, something that sadsappysucker posted is the only pic that ever had any effect


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