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 jewunit
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 Herpes, a dumpster fire, and 5 cases of beer later.... 
#8210309 - 03/29/08 01:24 PM (16 years, 22 days ago) |
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Christ, what a fucking night. Someone (we're assuming someone) lit our fucking dumpster on fire. Waste 4 fire extinguishers on it and it still didn't get put out so we had to call the fire department. This was fairly early in the night so no one was too drunk thank god.
Later (like 6 am later) two of the people I live with start a yelling match because, this can get confusing, Adam (one friend) made out with a chick allllll night. This chick supposedly gave Rob (other friend) herpes, and Adam was livid that Rob didn't tell him before the night started to stay away from her. They yelled at each other for about an hour.
Other events through the course of the night include 3 coal burns in various rugs from the hookah getting knocked over (don't drink and hookah inside!), two people throwing up downstairs on the fucking floor, and a bunch of us walking in on one of our house mates having sex with a fat chick  We didn't even throw a party, just some of our friends came over, but it turned into a shitshow.
What a night.
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Re: Herpes, a dumpster fire, and 5 cases of beer later.... [Re: jewunit]
#8210324 - 03/29/08 01:27 PM (16 years, 22 days ago) |
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Sounds like a good time.
Thanks for hittin' me up. 
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jewunit
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Re: Herpes, a dumpster fire, and 5 cases of beer later.... [Re: Tangerines]
#8210338 - 03/29/08 01:30 PM (16 years, 22 days ago) |
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I didn't even plan on drinking. I wanted to fuck around with my hookah, try different tobaccos and different things in the base since it's new to me, but as soon as someone put a delicious Natty Ice in my hand it was over.
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Re: Herpes, a dumpster fire, and 5 cases of beer later.... [Re: jewunit]
#8210358 - 03/29/08 01:33 PM (16 years, 22 days ago) |
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Still could have called me. Hookahs are the shit.
I was on 16th and Summit at a party which ran out of beer around 1 am so I just went to sleep.
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Atheist
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Re: Herpes, a dumpster fire, and 5 cases of beer later.... [Re: jewunit]
#8210368 - 03/29/08 01:35 PM (16 years, 22 days ago) |
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that night sounds fun as hell!
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Re: Herpes, a dumpster fire, and 5 cases of beer later.... [Re: Atheist]
#8210758 - 03/29/08 03:20 PM (16 years, 22 days ago) |
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lol... that sucks about the dude with the girl with herpes...   
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Re: Herpes, a dumpster fire, and 5 cases of beer later.... [Re: andrewss]
#8210779 - 03/29/08 03:28 PM (16 years, 22 days ago) |
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andrewss said:
lol... that sucks about the dude with the girl with herpes...
i once had sex with a chick and prior to sex we had discussed the std issue. she said something along the lines of "i have nothing, i am fine..."
After sex she literally rolled over and told me that she lied to me and that while living in Florida she contacted hpv.
Hpv only effects women as far as symptoms are concerned, but i didnt want to be running around carrying Hpv, and never being to live my sex life out to its full potential...nevertheless i tested negative and went on with my life. Fucking whore...
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Re: Herpes, a dumpster fire, and 5 cases of beer later.... [Re: xshadowmage666x]
#8210842 - 03/29/08 03:43 PM (16 years, 22 days ago) |
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sounds like a fun night 
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Re: Herpes, a dumpster fire, and 5 cases of beer later.... [Re: xshadowmage666x]
#8210875 - 03/29/08 03:53 PM (16 years, 22 days ago) |
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Quote:
xshadowmage666x said:i once had sex with a chick and prior to sex we had discussed the std issue. she said something along the lines of "i have nothing, i am fine..."
After sex she literally rolled over and told me that she lied to me and that while living in Florida she contacted hpv.
what a cunt
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xshadowmage666x
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Re: Herpes, a dumpster fire, and 5 cases of beer later.... [Re: Helixx]
#8215232 - 03/30/08 03:43 PM (16 years, 21 days ago) |
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Quote:
Helixx said:
Quote:
xshadowmage666x said:i once had sex with a chick and prior to sex we had discussed the std issue. she said something along the lines of "i have nothing, i am fine..."
After sex she literally rolled over and told me that she lied to me and that while living in Florida she contacted hpv.
what a cunt
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Re: Herpes, a dumpster fire, and 5 cases of beer later.... [Re: jewunit]
#8215309 - 03/30/08 04:03 PM (16 years, 21 days ago) |
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jewunit said:
a bunch of us walking in on one of our house mates having sex with a fat chick
this is why camera phones were invented. so at a later date you can ridicule your closest friends. 
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Re: Herpes, a dumpster fire, and 5 cases of beer later.... [Re: nalyudi]
#8215330 - 03/30/08 04:10 PM (16 years, 21 days ago) |
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I'm moving to Columbus. You guys know how to have a good time. LOLZ
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Re: Herpes, a dumpster fire, and 5 cases of beer later.... [Re: xshadowmage666x]
#8215366 - 03/30/08 04:24 PM (16 years, 21 days ago) |
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Quote:
xshadowmage666x said:
i once had sex with a chick and prior to sex we had discussed the std issue. she said something along the lines of "i have nothing, i am fine..."
After sex she literally rolled over and told me that she lied to me and that while living in Florida she contacted hpv.
Hpv only effects women as far as symptoms are concerned, but i didnt want to be running around carrying Hpv, and never being to live my sex life out to its full potential...nevertheless i tested negative and went on with my life. Fucking whore...
You should have said; "I kinda lied too, I just recently tested positive for HIV. At least it's not AIDS though." LOL
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- Hunter S. Thomspon.
"Maybe there is no Heaven. Or maybe this is all pure gibberish — a product of the demented imagination of a lazy drunken hillbilly with a heart full of hate who has found a way to live out where the real winds blow — to sleep late, have fun, get wild, drink whisky, and drive fast on empty streets with nothing in mind except falling in love and not getting arrested... Res ipsa loquitur. Let the good times roll."
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Re: Herpes, a dumpster fire, and 5 cases of beer later.... [Re: xshadowmage666x]
#8215394 - 03/30/08 04:32 PM (16 years, 21 days ago) |
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i once had sex with a chick and prior to sex we had discussed the std issue. she said something along the lines of "i have nothing, i am fine..."
After sex she literally rolled over and told me that she lied to me and that while living in Florida she contacted hpv.
Hpv only effects women as far as symptoms are concerned, but i didnt want to be running around carrying Hpv, and never being to live my sex life out to its full potential...nevertheless i tested negative and went on with my life. Fucking whore...
HPV can cause warts on your dick though cant it? If thats the same thing I am thinking of a buddy of mine has it and said it aint no big deal but every once in a while he gets this tiny almost microscopic wart that last a few days. Or am I thinking of sumptin else?
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Re: Herpes, a dumpster fire, and 5 cases of beer later.... [Re: misterdogman]
#8215400 - 03/30/08 04:34 PM (16 years, 21 days ago) |
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This weekend really reminded me of my love for rum.
Polished off a bottle of Sailor Jerry's in the last 2 days.
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Re: Herpes, a dumpster fire, and 5 cases of beer later.... [Re: misterdogman]
#8216094 - 03/30/08 07:46 PM (16 years, 20 days ago) |
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Quote:
misterdogman said:
i once had sex with a chick and prior to sex we had discussed the std issue. she said something along the lines of "i have nothing, i am fine..."
After sex she literally rolled over and told me that she lied to me and that while living in Florida she contacted hpv.
Hpv only effects women as far as symptoms are concerned, but i didnt want to be running around carrying Hpv, and never being to live my sex life out to its full potential...nevertheless i tested negative and went on with my life. Fucking whore...
HPV can cause warts on your dick though cant it? If thats the same thing I am thinking of a buddy of mine has it and said it aint no big deal but every once in a while he gets this tiny almost microscopic wart that last a few days. Or am I thinking of sumptin else?
You may be correct, nevertheless i am fine, and the worst part about it was that she was a great fuck!
~disapointed in myself for admitting that~
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Re: Herpes, a dumpster fire, and 5 cases of beer later.... [Re: xshadowmage666x]
#8216195 - 03/30/08 08:07 PM (16 years, 20 days ago) |
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first time i read this i thought it said someone lit your hampster on fire and 4 fire extinguishers weren't enough
stds are probably my worst fear yo thats a fuckin blower
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Re: Herpes, a dumpster fire, and 5 cases of beer later.... [Re: anyone420]
#8216626 - 03/30/08 09:15 PM (16 years, 20 days ago) |
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fat bitches always end up on top, either that or at the freezer
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DiabloSmurf
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Re: Herpes, a dumpster fire, and 5 cases of beer later.... [Re: Tangerines]
#8216872 - 03/30/08 09:54 PM (16 years, 20 days ago) |
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Quote:
Tangerines said:
Still could have called me. Hookahs are the shit.
I was on 16th and Summit at a party which ran out of beer around 1 am so I just went to sleep.
Should have gone over to 12th and summit, we has plenty of beer and beans!
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Re: Herpes, a dumpster fire, and 5 cases of beer later.... [Re: DiabloSmurf]
#8216887 - 03/30/08 09:57 PM (16 years, 20 days ago) |
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hit me up next time nigguh!
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