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Zinglons Acolyte
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KryptikTripper said: To answer this, I worked at one place who said this, and they had a company that drove an RV right into the parkinglot, and they would come in, grab you, take you right out to go pee, and I think you had to leave the bathroom door open and stuff too.
wow... who were you working for? nazicorp?
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KryptikTripper
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Lol, no, just a very reputable CNC machining shop, that didnt play around with anything like that, cause its a liability to a company. especially if you get hurt on the job, and cant pass a test.
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Chemik
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Registered: 03/19/08
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$150 gets you a whizzinator and you can probably get it cheaper, comes with synthetic piss, heating pad, and choice of color lol ive heard it works pretty well id say its definetly worth the price
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danknugz81
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Registered: 02/22/08
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acommunistspy said: also, fake piss would not be ideal for a random drug test because it's good for only a couple days unless you freeze it. you don't have to buy a specific thing for the pee because there's gonna be no guards watching you unless it's for police. just put it into a squeezable bottle or condom and put it between your thighs and it'll be body temperature.
the fake piss i bought (quick fix) stays good for 180 days at room temp. i would just do that and keep a bottle in the glove compartment of my car.
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killerthc
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Zinglons Acolyte said:
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tyler_0_durden said: you could still smoke occasionally... fit it around your work schedule.
ya and have the fucktards fire him "for abusing drugs"
They cant fire you for abusing drugs, at least not in Canada, they have to send you to rehab until you get better.
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Zinglons Acolyte
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Re: Random drug testing [Re: killerthc]
#8203442 - 03/27/08 08:52 PM (15 years, 10 months ago) |
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heh, well the us is mre fucktarded than canada, unless ur actually in rehab they can fire you for "abusing controlled substances"
-------------------- And they wandered off.. nine ways till bedfast. ----- "And lets pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space 'cause theres bugger-all down here on earth!" -Monty Python's "The Universe Song" from The Meaning of Life "In the beginning, the universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely considered as a bad move." -Douglas Adams "The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy" "If the words 'life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness' don't include the right to experiment with your own consciousness, then the Declaration of Independence isn't worth the hemp it was written on." -Terence McKenna
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anyone420
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Registered: 02/04/08
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niacin is pretty unpleasant shit
took it once to see what it was like
gets the job done though i hear, so it might be a good option OP
id never consent to a drug test anyways they are so fucked up just like the war on drugs
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Mankey


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Re: Random drug testing [Re: anyone420]
#8203735 - 03/27/08 09:39 PM (15 years, 10 months ago) |
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I'd say choose one or the other. Why not quit smoking for a while and save up a bunch of cash. When you're done with the job you're talking about here, find another one that doesn't require random drug testing and spend the money you saved previously on weed.
p.s. When I was in high-school and my parents caught on to me I took niacin. One night I took five pills of 500mg each and i was flushed red and didn't even notice. I was sitting in my room in front of my computer with my shirt off and my parents came in and thought I was extremely sick and wanted to take me to the hospital. I convinced them not to eventually and they drug tested me the next day. I passed after having smoked myself retarded 3 days previously.
Edited by Mankey (03/27/08 09:42 PM)
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