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OfflineHeadTripVertigo
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Re: What's the best insult you've ever heard? [Re: g00ru]
    #8137203 - 03/12/08 02:26 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

it's all about delivery.  like in bad santa when billy bo thorton is making himself a drink at the bar on the beach and the bartender comes back and kicks him out and he runs away then stops really quick and turns around. "a-asshole!" 
that always gets me.  :lol:


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Re: What's the best insult you've ever heard? [Re: HeadTripVertigo]
    #8137261 - 03/12/08 02:43 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

It's not necessarily all about delivery, nor does the wording have to be clever. I think the best insults are the ones that find the person's greatest insecurity and state it clearly and simply. In high school I made another kid cry on accident. All the classes attention was on me after he'd called me a dork, there was a short silence, everyone was awaiting my rebuttal, I just came back with a quaint, but oh-so-painful,

"You're fat." (...and a slight shrug of the shoulders.)

He was a chubby kid, the class burst into laughter, his face turned, literally, purple and he started to cry. I felt so bad, but so good.


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Re: What's the best insult you've ever heard? [Re: theorganicdomino]
    #8137279 - 03/12/08 02:48 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

theorganicdomino said:
Two good ones I can recall are

"Pig-eyed sack of shit"
or
"I wouldn't fuck that with a stolen dick"




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Re: What's the best insult you've ever heard? [Re: BrAiN]
    #8137383 - 03/12/08 03:09 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Haha democrat I use quite frequently.


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Re: What's the best insult you've ever heard? [Re: ManianFH]
    #8137566 - 03/12/08 04:05 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

mickdawg666 said:
Bill Hicks:

You were conceived with a weak sperm. Maybe your dad was jerking off and your mom sat on it at the last second.




Yep, and "you should have been a blowjob..."


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Re: What's the best insult you've ever heard? [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #8138303 - 03/12/08 06:51 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Schmuck(sp) - I'm pretty sure schmuck is the piece of forskin that gets tossed... (i gots to start using this more)

I also really enjoy Shithead , i dno...simple but ammuses me


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Re: What's the best insult you've ever heard? [Re: theorganicdomino]
    #8138744 - 03/12/08 08:09 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

"i hope your children die of cancer"


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