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HeadTripVertigo
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Re: What's the best insult you've ever heard? [Re: g00ru]
#8137203 - 03/12/08 02:26 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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it's all about delivery. like in bad santa when billy bo thorton is making himself a drink at the bar on the beach and the bartender comes back and kicks him out and he runs away then stops really quick and turns around. "a-asshole!" that always gets me.
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goliath_91710
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Re: What's the best insult you've ever heard? [Re: HeadTripVertigo]
#8137261 - 03/12/08 02:43 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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It's not necessarily all about delivery, nor does the wording have to be clever. I think the best insults are the ones that find the person's greatest insecurity and state it clearly and simply. In high school I made another kid cry on accident. All the classes attention was on me after he'd called me a dork, there was a short silence, everyone was awaiting my rebuttal, I just came back with a quaint, but oh-so-painful,
"You're fat." (...and a slight shrug of the shoulders.)
He was a chubby kid, the class burst into laughter, his face turned, literally, purple and he started to cry. I felt so bad, but so good.
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BrAiN
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Re: What's the best insult you've ever heard? [Re: theorganicdomino]
#8137279 - 03/12/08 02:48 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
theorganicdomino said: Two good ones I can recall are
"Pig-eyed sack of shit" or "I wouldn't fuck that with a stolen dick"
Democrat!
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disturbed
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Re: What's the best insult you've ever heard? [Re: BrAiN]
#8137383 - 03/12/08 03:09 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Haha democrat I use quite frequently.
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Penguarky Tunguin
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Re: What's the best insult you've ever heard? [Re: ManianFH]
#8137566 - 03/12/08 04:05 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
mickdawg666 said: Bill Hicks:
You were conceived with a weak sperm. Maybe your dad was jerking off and your mom sat on it at the last second.
Yep, and "you should have been a blowjob..."
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cApTaInCrAp
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Schmuck(sp) - I'm pretty sure schmuck is the piece of forskin that gets tossed... (i gots to start using this more)
I also really enjoy Shithead , i dno...simple but ammuses me
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automan
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Re: What's the best insult you've ever heard? [Re: theorganicdomino]
#8138744 - 03/12/08 08:09 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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"i hope your children die of cancer"
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