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Unfolding Nature Shop: Unfolding Nature: Being in the Implicate Order

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OfflineSSM_Arts
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Post I found in another fourm...
    #8125560 - 03/10/08 12:19 AM (13 years, 7 months ago)

Ok, So I found this on a fourm and read it and it seemed like bullshit to me, mainly because at the end he seems concerned... but in the second paragraph he is making jokes. The first thing that came to my mind is that this is viral propaganda against the use of LSD. I don't even believe this could happen. Check it out and let me know what you think........



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"On Saturday night me and a buddy were at a party, and a guy poured a vial of LSD (as some sort of horrible practical joke) into his glass of vodka and cranberry, after about 30 minutes after drinking it he said he couldn't feel his legs, after another 15 minutes, he said he felt completely weightless. Then he fell to the floor.

I whistled for an ambulance and when it came near, the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror, and they showed up about 30 mins after calling them, in that time he was drifting in and out of consciousness, and he thought I was the Islam prophet Mohamed.

The ambulance took him away, and I went home to Bel-Air, and they said that I should return to the hospital the next morning to see how he was doing.

The next morning I woke up at 7am to go to the hospital, upon reaching the hospital I went to see him, the Psychiatrist advised me that I could only see him if he was restrained, anyway, they organized a restraining device for him.

I went into see him, and he was completely pale, and had an almost zombie-like glare, as if the lights were on, but nobody was home. So I put on my Walkman and said I might as well kick it.

The police arrived and I had to answer a bunch of questions about the previous night.

I tried to talk to him but he wasn't responsive, the doctors advised me that he was speaking non-nonsensical languages throughout the night, and now his brain stem has been permanently damaged and he couldn't control his muscular functions... Including speech.

So now my friend uncontrollably urinates and such, and can't speak, all because of this!

What should I do, I am utterly depressed and I can't sleep. I am absolutely shocked and horrified by the whole incident."

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I mean... come on, who would even waste a vial like that?


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Re: Post I found in another fourm... [Re: SSM_Arts]
    #8125571 - 03/10/08 12:20 AM (13 years, 7 months ago)

its a joke


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Re: Post I found in another fourm... [Re: SSM_Arts]
    #8125576 - 03/10/08 12:21 AM (13 years, 7 months ago)

Well if any amount of LSD would do it, a vial would. And if you're stupid enough to down a vial of acid you probably aren't the kind of person that can integrate an experience so powerful.

But that sounds like complete BS if I've ever heard it.


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Re: Post I found in another fourm... [Re: g00ru]
    #8125592 - 03/10/08 12:26 AM (13 years, 7 months ago)

that's not even a good jokish post.

i guess op wasn't born in the 80's. lots fresh prince lines in there.


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Re: Post I found in another fourm... [Re: appleorange]
    #8125602 - 03/10/08 12:27 AM (13 years, 7 months ago)

:doh:


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Re: Post I found in another fourm... [Re: appleorange]
    #8125603 - 03/10/08 12:27 AM (13 years, 7 months ago)

everyone called prince should die.


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Re: Post I found in another fourm... [Re: g00ru]
    #8125606 - 03/10/08 12:28 AM (13 years, 7 months ago)

Does anyone else have the Prince of Bel Air theme song stuck in their head? Because it's totally ripping certain parts of the song out.

Yeah, that's a joke. "non-nonsensical languages" = sensical languages. Yay double negatives!


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