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Re: This is fucking terrible [Re: jewunit]
    #8104663 - 03/05/08 03:03 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Squeeze Me Macaroni by Mr Bungle

I wanna lock Betty Crocker in the kitchen
And knock her upper during supper
Clutter up her butter gutter
Hostess Ding Dong wrapped an eggroll around my wong
While Dolly Madison proceded to ping my pong
Your Milky Way is M'n'M in your britches
And I'll tell you Baby Ruth it looks mighty delicious
Keep blowing my gum, cuz here I come
I'm gonna get you all sticky with my Bubble Yum

Knick knack paddywhack and give your dog a bone, baby

I was givin' some head to some french bread
It was a four course orgy on the spread of my bed
French kissin' french fries in my Fruit of the Looms
I get deeper penetration with a fork and a spoon

I got yogurt meat loaf smeared all over my ass
I stick my weiner in two buns and and then give it the gas
Sour cream from my spleen into Levi jeans
Gonna bust the seams with my refried beans

Ronald McDonald just loves to be fondled
With Big Mac he'll fuck it like a Chicken McNugget
Colonel Sanders wants to goose Granny's loose caboose
He's gonna give her a boost with that Kentucky fried juice
Sooper doop poop scoop, loop de loop, chicken coop
Shoot some hoop, top sirloin from the groin
Topped with dick cheese, sneeze, wheeze,
From the skeez disease, wooi!

Take a dump, baby, squirt some gravy
Pour some sugar on me, honey, make it brown & runny
Give a little Flavor Flav, back from the grave
Gonna burn some toast, pump some humpin' rump roast

Knick knack paddywhack, jump in the sack, in fact
Jerk the smack and crack Jack from the back
Bananarama or ramabanana
Fuckin' Barry Manilow on the Copa Cabana

Squeeze me macaroni, slop your face with my bologna

You gotta syphon the spinach, you gotta cream the corn
Sperm scrambles the eggs and a meal is born
Cookin' like a beginner, but I'm goin' up in her
I had Fritos for lunch I'm havin' bush for dinner
Chef Boyardee and the Three Muskateers
Shove Charleston Chews in their rears like queers
"Holy moly, guacamole!" said my Chips Ahoy
I'm gonna pinch a ravioli on the Pillsbury dough boy

Knick knack paddywhack and give your dog a boner, baby

We came to pottie...we came to pottie down your throat


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Re: This is fucking terrible [Re: Sheepish]
    #8104679 - 03/05/08 03:18 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Way to wait til just after I finish the paper, I would have loved to see my teachers reaction to a whole paper dedicated to that.


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Re: This is fucking terrible [Re: jewunit]
    #8104697 - 03/05/08 03:39 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

It only just occured to me right now. An entire song about sex using food puns and metaphors just makes me laugh like a school girl.
I'm sure there's tonnes of Frank Zappa songs like that too.


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Re: This is fucking terrible [Re: PinballWizard]
    #8105671 - 03/05/08 11:05 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

PinballWizard said:
Gotta be "I am the Walrus". I even wrote your paper for you: (look halfway down the page)

http://www.webweaverdesign.ca/beatles/other/walrus.html




Lennon himself has said that the lyrics are nonsense, written for the express purpose of embarrassing scholars who have taken to analyzing his songs.


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