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TheShroomHermit
Divine Hermit of the Everything
Registered: 02/19/02
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Don't take this story seriously...
#800931 - 08/06/02 07:03 PM (21 years, 7 months ago) |
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I'd just like to say that this site is a crock of shit and you guys all just plain suck. Your FAQ was the most unhelpful peice of crap that I've ever stumbled upon.
Yeah, I sent away for the magic mushroom seeds with money I stole from my freinds, but when they came they were in this big ass needle. FUCK THAT! It was way to big to put into my arm... So I enlisted the freind that I stole the money from (he still didn't know about it, that trusting fuck) he actually read your stupid FAQ, went out and bought... a fuck load of flour... What a pansie, he started cooking up flour in little jars he kept calling "cakes" what a woman. I took a jar of peanut butter and squirted the juice into it (the fuck who sold me the seeds totally ripped me off... There were no seeds... the fuck sold me water) Any way I waited.. nothing happened. Mushrooms grow on the shit of every animal in the world, so I knew I got bad seeds. My loser freind said the mushrooms were growing... after 2 weeks he showed be his jars which had changed color into white... I snuck into his house when he wasn't around the next day and stole his jars with magick fuck-you-up mushrooms in them... I also took some more money. When I got back home I took the white blocks of mushrooms out of the jars and burried them in the yard, I put 15-30-15 fertilizer on them and waited... nothing happened. What a bunch of horse shit mushroom growing is.. you are all a bucnh of liars if you say you've dun it... anyway what I am getting at is I just picked about 30 of these mushrooms with red caps on my lawn and ate them, and i was just wondering what kind they were. They were about an inch tall if that helps
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UFOz8MyGoat
The Governator Sayz Go Chagaz
Registered: 07/18/02
Posts: 1,924
Loc: USA
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Re: Don't take this story seriously... [Re: TheShroomHermit]
#800996 - 08/06/02 07:54 PM (21 years, 7 months ago) |
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that just blew my fucking mind lol wow!!!! is this based on a true story I sure as fuck hope not innoculated yourself in the arm ouch!!!!!!!!!!!!
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dilatedcreature
veteran
Registered: 07/17/02
Posts: 1,450
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Re: Don't take this story seriously... [Re: TheShroomHermit]
#800999 - 08/06/02 07:55 PM (21 years, 7 months ago) |
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haha cooll story
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Hashbury
CHEEBA HAWK
Registered: 07/15/02
Posts: 392
Loc: Under the Influence
Last seen: 20 years, 1 month
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Re: Don't take this story seriously... [Re: TheShroomHermit]
#801668 - 08/07/02 05:30 AM (21 years, 7 months ago) |
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Dude, I'm sooo fucking confused.
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joe666
The ReverendToke DBK
Registered: 09/13/01
Posts: 20,081
Loc: Southern by grace of God
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Re: Don't take this story seriously... [Re: TheShroomHermit]
#801922 - 08/07/02 07:40 AM (21 years, 7 months ago) |
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He should have innoculated his friends arm.
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shroom_assassin
assissinator ofshroomz
Registered: 07/05/02
Posts: 561
Loc: DEA Research Deptpartment
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Re: Don't take this story seriously... [Re: TheShroomHermit]
#802350 - 08/07/02 11:07 AM (21 years, 7 months ago) |
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wait... uhhh im comically confused.
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Sheepish
Registered: 04/02/02
Posts: 10,137
Loc: Exile
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Re: Don't take this story seriously... [Re: TheShroomHermit]
#802381 - 08/07/02 11:21 AM (21 years, 7 months ago) |
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*chuckle* The typical Shroomery moron. Great parody
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doozer
off the deep end
Registered: 05/14/01
Posts: 93
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Re: Don't take this story seriously... [Re: TheShroomHermit]
#803128 - 08/07/02 05:14 PM (21 years, 7 months ago) |
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"I also took some more money" Funny stuff
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doozer
off the deep end
Registered: 05/14/01
Posts: 93
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Re: Don't take this story seriously... [Re: TheShroomHermit]
#803138 - 08/07/02 05:19 PM (21 years, 7 months ago) |
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I'm still lol. Reminds me of the Buffoon on Adam Sandlers Theyre All Gonna Laugh At You! " FUCKING SHIT!!! "
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Disgustip8ted
Divinity Becomes Me
Registered: 08/08/02
Posts: 9
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Re: Don't take this story seriously... [Re: TheShroomHermit]
#808620 - 08/10/02 08:48 AM (21 years, 7 months ago) |
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Damn, now that was some funny shit I haven't laughed so hard since last night when i was, yaknow... slightly inebriated Oh, and btw, if those red shrooms do anything for ya (besides cause your internal organs to melt, and your brain turn to goo) lemme know j/k
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MadDhAdDeR420
enthusiast
Registered: 07/02/02
Posts: 240
Loc: Arizona
Last seen: 21 years, 5 months
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Re: Don't take this story seriously... [Re: TheShroomHermit]
#809739 - 08/10/02 07:06 PM (21 years, 7 months ago) |
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lol, i hope your not serious lol so u injected spoes into peanut butter? did it do anything
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blo0mz
boomz
Registered: 08/10/02
Posts: 164
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Re: Don't take this story seriously... [Re: MadDhAdDeR420]
#810070 - 08/11/02 12:51 AM (21 years, 7 months ago) |
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That had me laughing for a long time..lolol
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