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Offlineg00ru
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Re: so... i'm about to buy a gram [Re: jasonpwnd]
    #8078303 - 02/27/08 05:56 PM (16 years, 24 days ago)

If you don't get on the shroomery and talk while you're super blazed ima glare at you from across the Atlantic.


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Re: so... i'm about to buy a gram [Re: Bridgeburner]
    #8078310 - 02/27/08 05:58 PM (16 years, 24 days ago)

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so... i'm about to buy a gram




So where's the deal going down sonny?  :cop:


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Offlinejasonpwnd
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Re: so... i'm about to buy a gram [Re: g00ru]
    #8078315 - 02/27/08 05:59 PM (16 years, 24 days ago)

haha fuck teh shroomery get ripped and try to order mcdonalds drive through.. enjoy the high :smoking:


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OfflinecoulterIV
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Re: so... i'm about to buy a gram [Re: crumblebum]
    #8078330 - 02/27/08 06:02 PM (16 years, 24 days ago)

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crumblebum said:
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coulterIV said:

the way i do the tunnel is with a wine corkscrew. then use a spoon to make the bowl. then poke a little hole from the bowl to the tunnel




That sounds like it would gum up real quick, does it not?




not at all brother. the hit is intense since the carb on the end makes it like a steam roller. and since most of the apple isn't being used, well, its crunchy sweet juicy munchie apple time. Much tastier than eating a blunt if the fuzz roll through.


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Re: so... i'm about to buy a gram [Re: scrywolof]
    #8078341 - 02/27/08 06:03 PM (16 years, 24 days ago)

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scrywolof said:
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crumblebum said:
Blank bible pages, rolled and slathered in rum to seal, allowed to dry. While it's drying, feel free to like, pray to Satan or something. The resulting joint/blunt depending on whether we're going with pocket Psalms or hotel Gideon will be harsh, but will make you a warrior. Probably. And it's tasty.




say what now? last time i smoked with bible paper i thought i was adamn n walked naked through the wilderness drinking rum n jews




See? Bible paper is the way to go. One way or another, something metaphysically interesting is gonna happen.


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Re: so... i'm about to buy a gram [Re: jasonpwnd]
    #8078603 - 02/27/08 06:55 PM (16 years, 24 days ago)

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jasonpwnd said:
haha fuck teh shroomery get ripped and try to order mcdonalds drive through.. enjoy the high :smoking:



I have many stoned burger king drive through stories


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Offlineimpgl
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Re: so... i'm about to buy a gram [Re: Bridgeburner]
    #8080022 - 02/28/08 01:21 AM (16 years, 23 days ago)

you should just buy a ROOR now, because by now, you're probably a stoner


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InvisibleMerkin
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Re: so... i'm about to buy a gram [Re: Bridgeburner]
    #8080033 - 02/28/08 01:25 AM (16 years, 23 days ago)

Listen to Beck - Odelay and Floyd, goes with out saying :laugh:! have fun @_@


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Invisiblesh0e
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Re: so... i'm about to buy a gram [Re: Rebirtha]
    #8080114 - 02/28/08 02:06 AM (16 years, 23 days ago)

smoke it up *thumbs up*

buy a bong, or a pipe or some papers. roll a spliff. i usually roll my spliffs with a ratio of 70%W/30%tobaccy. if you dont smoke cigs then make a 100% joint.

just smoke it, have fun m8 :laugh:

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Re: so... i'm about to buy a gram [Re: sh0e]
    #8080575 - 02/28/08 07:59 AM (16 years, 23 days ago)

so this is what happened...

i get there, there are two kids with the girl. later i learned they go to the 9th grade. yeah you can see where this is going. we walk on a bit and then the guys stop and say they're gonna go to the dude's place & pay up. now i did the math & gram costs 30$. a friend heard i was buying and gave me another 30$. i pay the dude and then also remember stories about paying up front without seeing product and getting their money stolen etc.

so the guy takes off and one of his buddies stays behind and we wait. after 15 minutes he shows up, we walk to an alley (the funny thing was this took place in front of the only police station in town) and he hands me a small grip baggie. didn't look like 2g but hey what the fuck do i know, i say yeah goodbye and when i got home i took my gram scale out and it weighed out 0,7g and i was pissed off for a second or two but then i said "fuck it" and tol my friend what happened and said its my fault doing business with grade school brats and he can have the whole thing, my bad.

so that's what happened.


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Re: so... i'm about to buy a gram [Re: Bridgeburner]
    #8080577 - 02/28/08 08:00 AM (16 years, 23 days ago)

:congrats:

everyone gets robbed their first time

Edited by Atheist (02/28/08 08:01 AM)

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Re: so... i'm about to buy a gram [Re: Atheist]
    #8080603 - 02/28/08 08:14 AM (16 years, 23 days ago)

thanks...

i'm not really angry, i'm just like "yeah whatever i didn't want it that bad anyway". at least i know the kid's face.


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Re: so... i'm about to buy a gram [Re: Bridgeburner]
    #8080624 - 02/28/08 08:22 AM (16 years, 23 days ago)

did you even get to smoke?

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Re: so... i'm about to buy a gram [Re: Bridgeburner]
    #8080625 - 02/28/08 08:22 AM (16 years, 23 days ago)

Wait.. so you paid $60 for what you thought was going to be 2g and ended up with .7g?
That's... absolutely ridiculous.

Better luck next time.


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Re: so... i'm about to buy a gram [Re: vitadura]
    #8080631 - 02/28/08 08:28 AM (16 years, 23 days ago)

i'm giving it to the friend that gave his money to me.


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OfflineBrAiN
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Re: so... i'm about to buy a gram [Re: vitadura]
    #8080636 - 02/28/08 08:29 AM (16 years, 23 days ago)

I usually just whip out the aluminum foil and make a quick, disposable pipe in a few seconds.

I have a feeling that it's really bad for me though

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Re: so... i'm about to buy a gram [Re: BrAiN]
    #8080644 - 02/28/08 08:32 AM (16 years, 23 days ago)

Trust your feelings.

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OfflineBrAiN
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Re: so... i'm about to buy a gram [Re: MOTH]
    #8080705 - 02/28/08 08:58 AM (16 years, 23 days ago)

Are there any chemistry majors here that can actually verifiy that smoking from an aluminum bowlis bad for you?

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Re: so... i'm about to buy a gram [Re: Bridgeburner]
    #8080708 - 02/28/08 09:00 AM (16 years, 23 days ago)

whoaaa... you got incredibly ripped off and you're not even upset? dude, i'd be hunting down some fucking 14 yr olds with a spike sodomy stick in hand.

"you see this!? this! is what happens! when you fuck! a stranger! in the ass!!"


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Re: so... i'm about to buy a gram [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #8080757 - 02/28/08 09:21 AM (16 years, 23 days ago)

1g of weed aint worth stomping on a high schooler for and getting an assulting-a-minor charge.

Everyon gets ripped off.. at least u got weed though.. could have been buying something where you could have just gotten bunk.

Besides... when you FIRST start smoking. 0.7g will last you .. heh .. that is if you learn to smoke it properly, quickly without wasting it.

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"you see this!? this! is what happens! when you fuck! a stranger! in the ass!!" "

I love that movie. Gonna see it at a theatre this weekend actually

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