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Anonymous #1

2/5ths buttsecks
    #8071186 - 02/26/08 01:44 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

this girl I hook up with made me think at the start of the booty-calling that dropping it in the deuce wasn't going to be happening.
so the other night she was on her period and I wasnt feeling like getting blood everywhere. so she started doing the "i want to have sex, but I don't want to take the tampon out and get a towel....".
so i just flip her over and start licking brown town and working a finger in there. she never had a rear end collision so it was like a midgets ear.
long story short, without teh KY, i got a lil past the head before she told me to pull out.

at least she is down with the brown. i just need to get her more drunk and buy some jeri-curl.


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Anonymous #2

Re: 2/5ths buttsecks [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #8072108 - 02/26/08 11:19 AM (15 years, 10 months ago)

if getting the head in is 2/5ths buttsecks, you sir have a tiny dick


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Anonymous #1

Re: 2/5ths buttsecks [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #8072652 - 02/26/08 01:52 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

i got a lil past the head




and 1/5th of buttsecks is just getting them to agree to let you jab them in the ass.


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