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Invisiblemantis
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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: Gumby]
    #3917108 - 03/14/05 04:17 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

I'd also like to compliment the forces of nature on that beautiful bell curve! If you discount the 9-plussers (liars or farm animals) then it's a perfect distribution.


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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: mantis]
    #3929551 - 03/17/05 08:20 AM (18 years, 10 months ago)

yeah man that bell curve is insane :laugh:


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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: Gumby]
    #5020982 - 12/05/05 11:15 PM (18 years, 1 month ago)

Hehe... I was wondering what was up with all the hits from PenisSizeLinks.com...

Mine is about 1.94650861 ? 10-17 light years BTW.

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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: Ythan]
    #5023045 - 12/06/05 11:35 AM (18 years, 1 month ago)

Cause boys want to share they're fish stories! Boobs and penis' seem to always get the most hits...with us girls we want to see what boys think of themselves and does it match what we think of them! Usually not!


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InvisibleShroomismM
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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: Tippinthru]
    #5023555 - 12/06/05 01:37 PM (18 years, 1 month ago)

you tell me

hehe..


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Invisibleagar
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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: Shroomism]
    #5024140 - 12/06/05 03:32 PM (18 years, 1 month ago)


I keep mine on a leash...... :grin:


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OfflineShdwstr
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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: agar]
    #5025959 - 12/06/05 09:31 PM (18 years, 1 month ago)

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I keep mine on a leash...... :grin:




Now that's a Porker :lol:


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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #8067010 - 02/24/08 11:38 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

So i was confronted with a similar ordeal but instead of the waist it was my gonads. I was unfortunately introduced to the Cormier Cock Tease aka CCT. A female was pleasuring me orally and proceeded to discontinue operations previous to me reaching lift-off. She got embarrassed and blushed and my balls ended up growing about 2 inches in diameter. Is this good and cool?


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InvisibleBaeosistine
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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: mantis]
    #8068548 - 02/25/08 01:15 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Hey thats pretty much a Normal distribution, I am impressed by shroomerite's honesty.  :penis:


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InvisibleIrishdrunk
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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: Baeosistine]
    #8072939 - 02/26/08 02:55 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

This thread owns, I was going to make a ythan shrinky-dink thread about cold water.......


you guys own


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InvisibleCureCat
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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: Irishdrunk]
    #8073080 - 02/26/08 03:26 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

If I were male, then based on the wrist/middle finger equation, my dick would be just two knicks over 6.5 inches (not measuring the finger nails of course, haha)....

Interestingly, I voted 6-6.5 inches to see the results before i measured my hand!
I'd be pretty well hung if I were a guy, since I'm only 5'1. I have long fingers though.


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InvisibleJackthaTripper
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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: Baeosistine]
    #8078461 - 02/27/08 06:26 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

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Baeosistine said:
Hey thats pretty much a Normal distribution, I am impressed by shroomerite's honesty.  :penis:




Yeah thats what I was thinking, a prefect bell curve, except for the spike at 9+, insecure boys :lol:


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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: JackthaTripper]
    #8079090 - 02/27/08 08:50 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

I rock at this game!



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Offlinewoefuljungle
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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: Seuss]
    #8108111 - 03/05/08 08:25 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

i do on a regular basis


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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: Seuss]
    #8177366 - 03/21/08 08:12 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

Haha quite a nice bell curve. No pun intended


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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll *DELETED* [Re: coleus]
    #8185330 - 03/23/08 10:42 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

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Offlinecoleus
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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: dumbum39]
    #8250981 - 04/07/08 02:29 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

Oops I didn't notice that it had already been mentioned.


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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: Jackal]
    #8508019 - 06/10/08 04:47 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

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Jackal said:
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Basidiocarp said:
Aiight, anyone voting over 8 inches needs to provide verifiable photographic proof.  No airbrushing and no John Holmes pics either. LOL.    :shiftyeyes:




Man, I can't believe people would bullshit in an anonymous poll. According to the results so far,  everyone has a larger than average (5in) Penis!

I'm gonna wait 'til theres a few more in before voting. :wink:






dude, the average is 6, tell yourself 5 though if it makes you feel better =P


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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: homegrower]
    #8511416 - 06/11/08 01:45 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

First post, eh?  LoL, you registered to post in this thread.  :lol:


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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: Gumby]
    #8513188 - 06/11/08 09:52 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

I let my fiance vote. I swear, I think it's in the water or something, but the average size penis out here in my area is like 7 inches. I didn't think God would bless us women in such a manner. I've had a few boyfriends in my town in the last four years and they've all been pretty well-endowed.  My husband to be when erect is a good 8.5 inches, sometimes I swear it's bigger.

Do you think it's possible that location has anything to do with penis size? Here's a couple of examples, Asian men are quite known for having a less than average penis size. American Indians have a pretty decent size as well as Italians(I've been engaged to 2).

I don't sleep around, but I have had my share of men in the last 10 years of my life, so I think I can somewhat classify a few according to experience.


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