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TheShroomJew23
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Own Mother calls DEA on son
#8062713 - 02/23/08 11:26 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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I was sitting in my apartment today, minding my own business when I got a private call from the DEA. Some douche bag agent called me to notify me that my mother had called them because she was concerned that I was growing magic mushrooms. After listening to this douche for half an hour about how if I take shrooms I'll freak out and kill someone or I'll OD if I take shrooms and smoke weed, I tried to explain to him that I was culturing an unknown fungi I discovered on a golf course. Before I could even finish that sentence he told me that they had gotten a search warrant and were going to exucute it on wednesday. To that I said "come right now you fuckin pig nazi and bring your biast bull shit scientists with." Then he hung up, he never showed up so I guess I'll have to wait till wednesday to personally kick his ass and make it look like he commited an antisemetic crime against me.
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im_on_a_boat
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holy shit.
sounds like you lead an intense life.
i hope you dont go to jail for it.. or make us all look bad.
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Chemy
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Re: Own Mother calls DEA on son *DELETED* [Re: TheShroomJew23]
#8062722 - 02/23/08 11:30 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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TheShroomJew23
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Re: Own Mother calls DEA on son [Re: Chemy]
#8062744 - 02/23/08 11:37 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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I checked out his badge num or wat ever they get, he was a legit agent, the fungi im culturing isnt illegal, i dont even have any illegal cultures or grows going. I was hoping that when he does exucute the search and finds nothing I can sue them on hrrasment charges. I am in no way trying to make the Shroomery or Shroomites look bad, just trying to piss of the DEA.
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Kombat Frank
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sounds strange to me
sir we are going to search your house on wednesday, sooo make sure to leave any illegal substances around the house, ohh and make sure to leave them in an open area soo we can find them quickly, i gotta meet my mom for lunch that evening and if im late she might call the president and tell him im growing mushrooms as well
rofl....have fun with that douche bag
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Re: Own Mother calls DEA on son [Re: Kombat Frank]
#8062784 - 02/23/08 11:46 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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this is just a fishy situation.
i dont think a federal agent would go out of their way to fck with a smalltime kid growin some edibles because his mom's a little of 'er rocker.. if she did call him in on something, it would be local cops i would think.. unless she just wanted to get him help instead of getting him busted so that's the initial reason for the guy to call him and lecture him in the first place which this kid is unwilling to listen and rejects all authority.
so that leaves me two conclusions:
this kid is bullshitting.
this kid has a fucked up life.
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TheShroomJew23
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Re: Own Mother calls DEA on son [Re: im_on_a_boat]
#8062998 - 02/24/08 01:30 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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My mom isn't very intelligent and I called her after and asked her what she told him and they way the local officer understood her brought him to the conclusion that I was like some mushroom/weed king. He then called the DEA and one of their agents contacted her and because she is a very influencial women she was able to convince him to call me to scare me so i will get rid of it and not waste their money. He called me back a little while ago and said that he is going to fully exucute the warrant because he believes that he has info about LSD and DMT production or disturbution. Oh, by the way he thinks he's talkin to my dad. My dad warned me earlier then both of these convo's the first convo with the agent he thinks its me but the second convo he thinks its my dad.
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Alan Rockefeller
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You should probably move, get a po box for all correspondence, don't tell anyone in your family exactly where you live ever again. Change your drivers license address to your PO box and don't get any utilities in your name.
I have never heard of an agent telling someone they are getting a search warrant.
Certainly you are in the local and federal databases now, it would be interesting to file a freedom of information act request and see what they have on you.
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tak
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if you are not doing anything illegal, fuck them.
if you are, or even plan on doing anything illegal then way to go mom & son.
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Cops don't call ahead to schedule a time to search you house for drugs.
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TheShroomJew23
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Re: Own Mother calls DEA on son [Re: Seuss]
#8065620 - 02/24/08 06:35 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Its along story why he warned me about the search but lets just leave it at that he respects my mother and since I have a perfectly clean record he wants to give me a chance, but if I still have anything on weds then the chance is over.
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well whatever... does your mom understand that getting caught growing isn't a probation eligible offense in most areas?
Here you get 2 years minimum...
I love these stories where ex girlfriends or parents try to "get back" or "teach a lesson" to those they care about.
Then the mom and girlfriend cry and say "I didn't know he could get 5 years!" Yeah, dumbshit, try investigating the consequences of your actions before you start down an unkown path.
oh, and lol at "shroomjew"
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Le_Canard
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Quote:
TheShroomJew23 said: Its along story why he warned me about the search but lets just leave it at that he respects my mother and since I have a perfectly clean record he wants to give me a chance, but if I still have anything on weds then the chance is over.
I'm sure you know what to do in that case.
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TheShroomJew23
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Re: Own Mother calls DEA on son [Re: Le_Canard]
#8066624 - 02/24/08 10:13 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Ya hide the fuckers.
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Re: Own Mother calls DEA on son [Re: Seuss]
#8067557 - 02/25/08 03:29 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Seuss said: Cops don't call ahead to schedule a time to search you house for drugs.
Yeah the DEA arent retards. They wouldnt tell you when they were showing up to execute a search warrant. Even a chimp would realize to get rid of everything they had illegal immediately. They would never bust anyone this way.
Sounds like your mom had one of her friends punk you.
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Re: Own Mother calls DEA on son [Re: Seuss]
#8068020 - 02/25/08 09:43 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Seuss said: Cops don't call ahead to schedule a time to search you house for drugs.
maybe they're just trying to "scare him straight" or give him one last chance to stop his illegal activity.
i'm sure someones mom calling the dea on their son is a unique situation, so perhaps the agent has a small amount of sympathy for the family and is really trying to "help" them.
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JonnyOnTheSpot
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oh yeah, and good job cussing out the dea agent. i'm sure you can expect a nice 5am door kick in tomorrow instead of a knock on the door. also, good luck ever doing anything illegal again.
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If I were in your situation (and it sounds like you're sure this is legit...)
I would not only get rid of anything I physically had... I would clean my computer as well. That may sound a little paranoid, but feds have been known to confiscate and search computers on a warrant.
I'd get something like System Mechanic and I would completely clear out my internet records, temporary files, etc. Then I would take anything drug related and use a secure deletion program ("incinerator" "shredder" etc) that overwrites the files with random data multiple times, so that the deleted data cannot be recovered.
This way, they would have ABSOLUTELY nothing to put in a file on you, other than a bullshit tip-off.
Then again, I'm paranoid as shit.
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Oh, and no offense...
But your mother sounds like a fucking cunt.
Good luck.
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Re: Own Mother calls DEA on son [Re: CidneyIndole]
#8071348 - 02/26/08 03:48 AM (15 years, 10 months ago) |
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Doesnt add up at all IMHO
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