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Offlinedamienmv920
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I am one.
    #8060095 - 02/23/08 12:01 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

I will tell you my story but I must make it brief as the zaroks have spies everywhere and will without a doubt trace my location after I post this.
Yesterday my friend john picked up about a ounce of some very high quality potent mushrooms. He is very into LSD and shrooms but I always stayed away from them seeing as Schizophrenia was very active in my family tree. He ground them up and put them in a jug of orange juice and then placed it in the refrigerator. I had just got back from running so I was looking for a drink. I take the Orange juice and down it all forgetting that there was a ounce of dried potent shrooms in it....A hour later I was tripping. I could do anything. I recieved powers from my trip. I met the one and only creator. The creator endowed me with special powers and showed me how our mind works. You can think of our mind as a apartment building with many rooms in it. We are all bound to 1 room but through the use of psychedelics or meditation we can transcend them and learn to use the door knobs to open and close doors. Our creator "Rorok" is energy. He explained to me that zaroks were off spring of a alien warlord named "Jashcoop" and they wanted us to die b/c of our new found abilities. I can explore my mind now all the time.I can self induce a level 5 trip when ever I feel like it but I don't like to call it a trip b/c in reality it's just me discovering the world as it really is. Our brains have a distinct connection to the afterlife and through deep meditation or psychedelics we can explore the afterlife/ the past/ the future/ the now....... I must warn you that the zaroks are everywhere and the goverment is in cahoots with them trying to bring mankind, the true offspring of rorok to our knees. I will be relocating asap after this post so they can not trace me. If you are able to open your mind as I am realize that when you are on your journey and the rabbit hole presents itself you must delay a few seconds before entering to summon the energies of the one and only. With that door opened I can do anything. I can fly, turn invisible, lift very heavy objects, really anything I want to do all I have to do is open that door and it will be accomplished... I must leave you know I hear the sirens coming..

Will be back to answer questions later................... Remember the rabbit hole


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Re: I am one. [Re: damienmv920]
    #8060247 - 02/23/08 12:39 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

:macdre:

need I say more?


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InvisibleEll Ess Bree
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Re: I am one. [Re: THEBats]
    #8060355 - 02/23/08 01:05 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Try again, please.


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Re: I am one. [Re: Ell Ess Bree]
    #8060401 - 02/23/08 01:17 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Um...How long ago did you drink the oj?


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Re: I am one. [Re: Huckleberry]
    #8060438 - 02/23/08 01:24 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

:hotidea:


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Re: I am one. [Re: damienmv920]
    #8060453 - 02/23/08 01:27 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

:sherlock:


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Re: I am one. [Re: Entropymancer]
    #8060467 - 02/23/08 01:30 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

dude this guy just imed me on aim. Here's how the conversation went.

damiencmv920: hello
THEBats: hello?
damiencmv920: what should I try again?
THEBats: who is this?
damiencmv920: need I say more?
damiencmv920: THEbats
THEBats: ah
THEBats: and u are?
damiencmv920: damiencmv920
damiencmv920: u told me "need i say more" on my post so i was guessing u met rorok aslso
THEBats: lol yea
damiencmv920: did he endow u with the power/
THEBats: no
damiencmv920: o damn... you should try to reconnect to the almighty
THEBats: prolly
damiencmv920: well man the agents are getting close so i must relocate nice talking with u
THEBats: yea
THEBats: late
damiencmv920 signed off at 3:27:00 PM.


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Re: I am one. [Re: Entropymancer]
    #8060472 - 02/23/08 01:33 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

If you are able to to anything, why run from the Zaroks?


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Re: I am one. [Re: WScott]
    #8060530 - 02/23/08 01:48 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Maybe damien is a zarok posing as a messenger of rorok,only to destroy us all in honor of jashcoop.Good story,but I hope this guys not serious.If so shrooms coulda done kicked in that schizo. Ive never met rorok,but I have seen kilroy a few times. Funny shit.


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Re: I am one. [Re: Huckleberry]
    #8060539 - 02/23/08 01:51 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

:eek::crazy2:


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Re: I am one. [Re: NationofStrangers]
    #8060545 - 02/23/08 01:53 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

I am aware of my state of being and I am not a schizo. I have just been redeemed in gods eyes. I hear the voices of those who have past on to the afterlife. I hear them all the time now. Right now I am on my sidekick and I can still hear them even when I am hiding in the woods. They call out too me. They need to be saved and retribution is the only path I see.

EDIT: I can't be caught b/c the enamy also has the same powers i do but they use them for evil.


Edited by damienmv920 (02/23/08 01:57 PM)


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Re: I am one. [Re: damienmv920]
    #8060588 - 02/23/08 02:03 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

I'm going to have to call shenanagins on this thread!


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Re: I am one. [Re: theorganicdomino]
    #8060650 - 02/23/08 02:18 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

And so it is that my first post will be a shenanigans call.


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Re: I am one. [Re: damienmv920]
    #8060889 - 02/23/08 03:09 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

:braindamage:


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  Edited by yageman (04/20/06 4:20 PM) 


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Re: I am one. [Re: wrestler_az]
    #8060917 - 02/23/08 03:16 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

imho too much Slaughterhouse 5.


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Re: I am one. [Re: Kanker]
    #8060955 - 02/23/08 03:26 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

he messaged me on aim as well. apparently, randy newman is jashcoops lead adviser on earth. an assassination attempt is already in the works.


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  Edited by yageman (04/20/06 4:20 PM) 


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Re: I am one. [Re: wrestler_az]
    #8061308 - 02/23/08 04:43 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

I instantly knew the thread was bs when he claimed to have chugged an ounce of mushrooms in OJ without noticing....


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Re: I am one. [Re: sandman_130]
    #8061476 - 02/23/08 05:08 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

rofl this sounds like scientology


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Re: I am one. [Re: damienmv920]
    #8061747 - 02/23/08 05:51 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

LOL. This shit is whack.


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Re: I am one. [Re: TuneInTurnOn]
    #8062576 - 02/23/08 10:38 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Somebody needs to slow down on teh mind benders...


Edited by Ophanim (06/16/09 08:52 PM)


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Re: I am one. [Re: Ophanim]
    #8062589 - 02/23/08 10:43 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Perhaps early Delusions of Granduer, or someone who's completely full of shit. How would you not notice an ounce of shrooms in OJ? Even if you were blind the taste would be awful.


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Re: I am one. [Re: Ophanim]
    #8062590 - 02/23/08 10:43 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

ZeeMox said:
Nooooo now the Zaroks will destroy us all for knowing their secrets. How could you post this in such a public place? We're doomed :frown:




you're prolly a zarok spy.


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Re: I am one. [Re: damienmv920]
    #8062596 - 02/23/08 10:45 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

You should write that down, publish it and sell it to the gullible. You'll make millions! :monopoly:


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Re: I am one. [Re: Le_Canard]
    #8062646 - 02/23/08 11:01 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

ToiletDuk said:
You should write that down, publish it and sell it to the gullible. You'll make millions! :monopoly:




Worked out pretty good for L. Ron...  Now you just have to find a way to use it as a tax shelter, and you'll be set!

:thumbdown:


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Re: I am one. [Re: Ophanim]
    #8062682 - 02/23/08 11:15 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

I'm a zarok.  I am ordering you to cease and desist all truth-seeking operations.  They will never believe you.

We will destroy you and everybody you love.

:headbanger:


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Re: I am one. [Re: damienmv920]
    #8062703 - 02/23/08 11:22 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

BORING.

Every month or so, some fool comes on here pretending to have eaten ridiculous quantities of mushrooms and lost his mind. Go away.


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Re: I am one. [Re: EllisDSox]
    #8062731 - 02/23/08 11:33 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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EllisDSox said:
BORING.

Every month or so, some fool comes on here pretending to have eaten ridiculous quantities of mushrooms and lost his mind. Go away.



I certainly feel the same way.

Fuck this thread is all im thinking.

Its just bad form.
A shit story.
Bad info.

I cant imagine why someone would make a post like this, honestly.

Abort people!


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You moron. Material is material is material.  No 'thing' fixes any situation.  If anything were so simple we would be living in a much better world.[/quote] <-----the dumbest thing I have ever read in my life.
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Re: I am one. [Re: sandman_130]
    #8067800 - 02/25/08 07:37 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

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I instantly knew the thread was bs when he claimed to have chugged an ounce of mushrooms in OJ without noticing....




And that it took an hour.


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Re: I am one. [Re: Zinglons Acolyte]
    #8068000 - 02/25/08 09:37 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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rofl this sounds like scientology




Yes, it does!


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Re: I am one. [Re: damienmv920]
    #8068219 - 02/25/08 11:08 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

this is weird stuff

are you sure your not completely insane


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Re: I am one. [Re: sirbojangles]
    #8068410 - 02/25/08 12:26 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

hes not, because hes making it up


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Re: I am one. [Re: danlennon3]
    #8298017 - 04/17/08 08:18 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

I am back....I have been fighting off the agents for a very long time....I am here to tell you that soon the world will be ending. So we all must connect to his holyness.


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Re: I am one. [Re: damienmv920]
    #8298112 - 04/17/08 08:33 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

lol best troll ever


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Re: I am one. [Re: Zinglons Acolyte]
    #8298119 - 04/17/08 08:34 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

That's just what the agents want you to think :smirk:


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Re: I am one. [Re: Entropymancer]
    #8298503 - 04/17/08 09:45 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

omg lol not this again. die.


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Re: I am one. [Re: 04281969]
    #8298537 - 04/17/08 09:51 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

04281969 said:
Quote:

sandman_130 said:
I instantly knew the thread was bs when he claimed to have chugged an ounce of mushrooms in OJ without noticing....




And that it took an hour.





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