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BrainChemistry
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DMT Flyer
#8059160 - 02/23/08 02:42 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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So my friend found this flyer hanging up in bathroom stall on our campus.
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WARNING!!! YOU MAY BE SUBJECT TO ACCIDENTAL DMT INTOXICATION
It has been discovered recently that prolonged exposure to comfort, darkness, and quiet may result in accidental DMT intoxication. This intoxication is commonly associated with visions which may harmful to your psyche. Frequently, these hallucinations are incredibly horrifying, and a sense of helplessness and fear may emerge.
These delusions are accompanied by uncontrollable rapid eye movement and full body paralysis. During your accidental DMT "trip", you will be unable to escape these dreadful visions.
DMT is produced by your pineal gland during this period, which lasts between six to eight hours every night for the average person.
DMT IS ILLEGAL AND DANGEROUS! IF YOU ARE CAUGHT USING DMT EITHER THROUGH INHALATION OR USAGE OF YOUR PINEAL GLAND, YOU WILL BE ARRESTED.
Be safe. Be smart. DARE to resist drugs and violence.
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wrestler_az
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i will pay you money for one of these fliers...
-------------------- how's your WOW?
Edited by yageman (04/20/06 4:20 PM)
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RonaldFuckingPaul
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wrestler_az said: i will pay you money for one of these fliers...
I think he's bullshitting us..
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wrestler_az
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reeferaddict69 said:
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wrestler_az said: i will pay you money for one of these fliers...
I think he's bullshitting us..
im sure he is.
but if one were to exist, i would want it.
-------------------- how's your WOW?
Edited by yageman (04/20/06 4:20 PM)
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antiPock
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sometimes, I am a DMT flyer.
Seriously though, I must admit to occaisionally promoting the substance in various contexts. I never mention the natural sources for fear of scheduling though.
I discovered it quite by random in my pre-shroomery days (thanks Tom Robbins!). I had done much acid and psilocybin, I had read of DMT but didn't know how accessible it was.
Sometimes I just want to be like the yeast in bread. If just ONE person discovers what is to be discovered in this arena due to my promotion (to appropriate audiences), I have fulfilled my purpose.
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wrestler_az
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Re: DMT Flyer [Re: antiPock]
#8059204 - 02/23/08 03:11 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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this particular drug is in the middle of exploding in popularity. in a year or so, uncle sam will cut off the legal access to the plants that contain it. mark my words. stock up bitches...
-------------------- how's your WOW?
Edited by yageman (04/20/06 4:20 PM)
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BrainChemistry
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No bullshit. I mean, its not an official flyer from the school or any thing like that. It was in a freakin bathroom stall. Someone probably typed it up in Word and printed it off at home. It was just meant as a joke. I thought it was funny so I retyped the flyer here for you all to laugh at as well.
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wrestler_az
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get that flier, and send it to me. i will pay you money.
-------------------- how's your WOW?
Edited by yageman (04/20/06 4:20 PM)
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sui
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MMMM DMT
-------------------- "There is never a wrong note, bend it." Jimi Hendrix
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sui
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Re: DMT Flyer [Re: sui]
#8059263 - 02/23/08 03:38 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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-------------------- "There is never a wrong note, bend it." Jimi Hendrix
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wrestler_az
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Re: DMT Flyer [Re: sui]
#8059269 - 02/23/08 03:43 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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tis be my desktop image, actually
-------------------- how's your WOW?
Edited by yageman (04/20/06 4:20 PM)
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sui
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nice choice.
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antiPock
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Re: DMT Flyer [Re: sui]
#8059278 - 02/23/08 03:47 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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I love you guys.
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wrestler_az
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Re: DMT Flyer [Re: sui]
#8059280 - 02/23/08 03:48 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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dmt, is the most wild euphoric mysterious direct connection to the divine i have ever come across. best when smoked at the peak of a nice mushroom dose... i have never been closer to "god" since. all my years of church combined, cant hold a candle to the light ive seen with dmt.
-------------------- how's your WOW?
Edited by yageman (04/20/06 4:20 PM)
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sui
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wrestler_az said: get that flier, and send it to me. i will pay you money.
shit ill make you one and send it if you pay me
-------------------- "There is never a wrong note, bend it." Jimi Hendrix
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DeathCompany
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So many false facts in that flyer I don't even want to go into it.
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Edited by DeathCompany (02/23/08 03:51 AM)
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wrestler_az
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DeathCompany said: So many false facts in that flyer I don't even want to go into it.
yes, and this is the main reason i want it. i shall burn it, as an offering to the great dmt elves of superior wisdom, prior to a heavy dose of the spice. the actual flier is the only one i want. a pic of it next to the urinal it was next to along with a copy of the days paper and a crankey sticker are the prerequisites to any purchase i may make.
-------------------- how's your WOW?
Edited by yageman (04/20/06 4:20 PM)
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BrainChemistry
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Alright alright, I'm willing to do all those things. But you must offer up something of equal value. Sentimental items, smoking utensils, naked pictures of your girlfriend...
I'd rather barter than sell.
-------------------- Word to your mom.
Edited by BrainChemistry (02/23/08 12:35 PM)
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reeferaddict69 said:
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wrestler_az said: i will pay you money for one of these fliers...
I think he's bullshitting us..
I want one of these.
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BrainChemistry
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Re: DMT Flyer [Re: Robo]
#8060283 - 02/23/08 12:48 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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