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drug test help
    #8057035 - 02/22/08 03:33 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

ok i failed a drug test thursday. I'm taking another monday. I have not smoked since last night, being thursday night. I have smoked a lot in the past couple months. Taking in piss is not an option. How should i go about this.

i bought two gallons of tea and an omnipure drug drink. besides this and not smoking what would be some other helpful tips????


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Re: drug test help [Re: highc]
    #8057048 - 02/22/08 03:37 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

I don't think you will pass. You shouldn't have smoked.


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Re: drug test help [Re: robbyberto]
    #8057088 - 02/22/08 03:44 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

if i would have known i would not have... And of course i can pass. My friend just passed thursday with the jello method. I also did jello but failed, but i smoked the night beforer so yeah. He hadn't smoked for like 3 days


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Re: drug test help [Re: highc]
    #8057098 - 02/22/08 03:47 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

lol, jello method?


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Re: drug test help [Re: highc]
    #8057101 - 02/22/08 03:48 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Take like five niacin pills and drink alot of water, then buy some detox from a head shop or a health food store take it on monday and drink tons of water.

or get somebody elses piss


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Re: drug test help [Re: robbyberto]
    #8057108 - 02/22/08 03:49 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Have someone else piss in a bag and duct tape it to your leg or somewhere around your crotch.

Haha, my grandma used to SELL her piss to this chick named Erin, who was a friend of my mom's. Erin would take this bag of piss and hide it in her female hole until she had to empty it in the cup.

I really wish my mom and grandma had never told me that story.


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Re: drug test help [Re: ofzeroconcern]
    #8057120 - 02/22/08 03:51 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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Take like five niacin pills and drink alot of water, then buy some detox from a head shop or a health food store take it on monday and drink tons of water.




I would do that. Then take a shot of apple cider vinegar every hour, EVERY HOUR, until the test. More if you can handle the throat burning/irritation, and not puke.


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Re: drug test help [Re: robbyberto]
    #8057121 - 02/22/08 03:51 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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Re: drug test help [Re: Helixx]
    #8057131 - 02/22/08 03:53 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Getting piss is fail safe but you need to keep it hot and hiddin because they have temurature sensers.


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Re: drug test help [Re: Helixx]
    #8057140 - 02/22/08 03:54 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Omg. Go to your local headshop. Pick up whatever the guy behind the counter tells you. Follow directions. -Your welcome.


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Re: drug test help [Re: Kada]
    #8057286 - 02/22/08 04:42 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

taking piss is not an option. I have to put on a hospital gown and someone watches from the back. This is not the run of the mill test. I have the pill and drink for drug test cover up. It should work. thanks all


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Re: drug test help [Re: highc]
    #8057302 - 02/22/08 04:47 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

jesus, what are you taking the test for, joining the CIA or some shit?


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Re: drug test help [Re: Syle]
    #8057337 - 02/22/08 04:53 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Drink 2 gallons of water the day before you go,the last cup of the night add one capful of clorox and you should pass...worked for me on probation!


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Re: drug test help [Re: Syle]
    #8057391 - 02/22/08 05:04 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Srry can't really say what the test is for.


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Re: drug test help [Re: highc]
    #8057766 - 02/22/08 06:23 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Go to a sauna man.

a buddy and I get piss tested for our job fairly frequently but every now and then we smoke and when that happens we usually just hit the sauna for a few days in a row.


We usually hit it for like a total of 40-60 minutes, depending on what you can take, and with the sauna on the highest settings.

15-20 minutes at a time, you will sweat a lot, hit a cool (not cold) shower in between to cool down, rest for 5-10 minutes and get back in the sauna.

I really think this helps a lot for passing drug tests since it pretty much forces your body to release all the toxins and things it may have stored in fat cells. Especially if you arent very hydrated.

I would recommend bringing water and also drinking a few schwills in between sessions.

Hit the sauna up until the night of and drink a shit load of water and drink the drink if you have it (sometimes we drink an omni-clean drink) and you should be good. Make sure you gotta piss a lot, and fill the cup with mid-stream not the beginning or end of your piss.

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Re: drug test help [Re: morphius2661]
    #8057780 - 02/22/08 06:25 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

i will. I have the omni-clean im pretty much relying on that. I might down the pills with the given drink and a jello bottle to really help. Thank you


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Re: drug test help [Re: highc]
    #8057941 - 02/22/08 07:10 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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Re: drug test help [Re: Leanin]
    #8058981 - 02/23/08 12:47 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

buy some synthetic urine at a smoke shop or off line, works every time.:gethigh:


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Re: drug test help [Re: highc]
    #8059080 - 02/23/08 01:37 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Depending on the level of the test they may be able to detect fake piss, and or so called "detoxifiers" and other chemicals that are designed to "mask" the THC so it doesn't test positive. THC is fat solubale. So don't work out or do anything that is going to be burning fat a few days before. Drink about 3-4 12oz glasses of water before you give your sample. Make sure you piss once before you go in. Also try to give your sample from the beginning of the stream as stuff that is settled in your bladder will come out last with the last bit of piss. The idea here is to lower the THC to a low enough ppm so the test won't detect it.

On a side note if it isn't a monitored piss test and you can get clean urine then I hear those big ass bottles of clear eyes or visine are great to use. Just empty them out. Pull out the eye dropper part. Fill with urine. Cap and keep it down your shorts till you have to pee. This is basically in case they test it with a thermometer to make sure it is the appropriate body temperature which is a pretty common practice.


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Re: drug test help [Re: nugjug]
    #8059107 - 02/23/08 01:54 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

oh i can't wait to hear the results.

wouldn't the stuff that has settled at the bottom of the bladder come out first? i would think so.

but i don't think he would be able to choose which part of the piss he can put into the bottle, if it is going to be so closely monitored.


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Re: drug test help [Re: highc]
    #8059113 - 02/23/08 01:59 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

honestly, i doubt you'll pass it.  your best bet, is to drink a shitstorm of water and dilute it.  keep doing that until you can pass the test(probley two weeks).

next time, dont smoke so much weed.

i wrecked $800 in shit at work on wednesday and i had to take a piss test.  how embarrassing.  :frown:

but ill pass it.


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Re: drug test help [Re: Artnotwar]
    #8059522 - 02/23/08 08:09 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Typically you would give the first of the stream anyway. Some doctors request that your urine sample come from the middle of the stream to kind of clean out the plumbing first but before all the sediment comes out. Heavy stuff sinks so it will come out last.


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Re: drug test help [Re: nugjug]
    #8060427 - 02/23/08 01:22 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

I should be ok. I have 4 omni-clean gel tabs with 1oz of liquid that came with it. On top of that i am drinking a bottle of jello water, i think ill be fine. Let yall know Monday at about 4p.m.


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Re: drug test help [Re: highc]
    #8060434 - 02/23/08 01:24 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

You know all those detox products are scams, right? I would be thoroughly surprised if you passed. Good luck. Honestly, jello water? You're a moron if you think that is going to help.


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Re: drug test help [Re: robbyberto]
    #8060791 - 02/23/08 02:50 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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You know all those detox products are scams, right? I would be thoroughly surprised if you passed. Good luck. Honestly, jello water? You're a moron if you think that is going to help.






first of all, most detox products are not scams. Maybe the ones you have dealt with. A company would not be in business if they sold a product that did not work. Of course they are not 100%, but for the most part they do what they need to. Take omni for example. It contains a shit load of creatine and and riboflavin. HUH....interesting two things that can greatly increase your chances of coming up clean..

and second of all i'm a moron for thinking jello will work. Well i can guarantee you to the T that it works. My friend used this method after i told him the first time we took a druf test and he passed. He has been smoking as long as i have except he quit 3-4 days before test as i continued to smoke. just because you never heard of it does not mean it does not work, nor does it make me a moron. Edison was called a moron for trying to make the lightbulb work and now look at us...

so next time gather some facts before you run your face.


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Re: drug test help [Re: highc]
    #8060825 - 02/23/08 02:57 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

hey, leave edisson out of this. i doubt many people called him a moron.


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Re: drug test help [Re: highc]
    #8060829 - 02/23/08 02:57 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

:lol:
You're clearly well versed in pharmacology. My bad. I think I read about the jello method in a scientific journal only a few weeks ago. The Edison light bulb analogy really put me down. There is really no retort to come back from that. I have been defeated by you, good sir.


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Re: drug test help [Re: robbyberto]
    #8060843 - 02/23/08 02:59 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

it is best used as an enema...

true story.


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Re: drug test help [Re: highc]
    #8061007 - 02/23/08 03:42 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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so next time gather some facts before you run your face.




:shocked::ooo::smile::grin:

i tried some of the detox that i had to drink.  it came with a money back guarantee so i figured, why not.  i did exactly as it said, and i didn't fail my test, but it came out diluted and they wanted me to take another test.

that's why i told him to just drink a bunch of water and dilute his test, and keep doing that until he can pass one.


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Re: drug test help [Re: LayYouIn]
    #8061182 - 02/23/08 04:13 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

wrestler- you would be surprised about some of the shit edison went through during his many inventions. Saw some show on history channel where alot of people supposedly treated him like a retard. Weird.

Robby- I just don't want people to get false information. that is unfair. Yes some detox are not worth what they say, however others are. Sure they dilute it, but they never said how you would pass, just you would pass. Plus dilution can be explained to a tester in many ways. Also one does not have to be a pharmacist to simply gather the information about what creatine, vitamin-B, and riboflavin roles play in a drug test.

Lay- That is a good idea, but i smoked probably 4 grams a day for the last at least year so i do not have enough time to naturally drain my t.h.c. Its a far stretch as it is using the cover-ups.


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Re: drug test help [Re: highc]
    #8061196 - 02/23/08 04:16 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

stop fucking sweating it.

1. get someone to piss in a bottle for you
2. freeze it till the morning of test
3. take a hot shower with the bottle in the shower to warm it up/thaw it out.
4. get a hotel shampoo bottle, put it in your gooch under your balls.


jesus its not that hard.


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Re: drug test help [Re: Leanin]
    #8061219 - 02/23/08 04:20 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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stop fucking sweating it.

1. get someone to piss in a bottle for you
2. freeze it till the morning of test
3. take a hot show with the bottle in the shower to warm it up/thaw it out.
4. get a hotel shampoo bottle, put it in your gooch under your balls.


jesus its not that hard.




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Re: drug test help [Re: Syle]
    #8061290 - 02/23/08 04:37 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

ive done it many times


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Re: drug test help [Re: Leanin]
    #8062981 - 02/24/08 01:23 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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stop fucking sweating it.

1. get someone to piss in a bottle for you
2. freeze it till the morning of test
3. take a hot shower with the bottle in the shower to warm it up/thaw it out.
4. get a hotel shampoo bottle, put it in your gooch under your balls.


jesus its not that hard.







holy shit your the greatest person in the world i could not have done this without you. So intelligent. Why didn't i think of this.....hmmmmmm maybe its because i already fuckin said like 3 times TAKIN PISS IN IS NOT AN OPTION.


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Re: drug test help [Re: highc]
    #8062988 - 02/24/08 01:26 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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highc said:
Quote:

Leanin said:
stop fucking sweating it.

1. get someone to piss in a bottle for you
2. freeze it till the morning of test
3. take a hot shower with the bottle in the shower to warm it up/thaw it out.
4. get a hotel shampoo bottle, put it in your gooch under your balls.


jesus its not that hard.







holy shit your the greatest person in the world i could not have done this without you. So intelligent. Why didn't i think of this.....hmmmmmm maybe its because i already fuckin said like 3 times TAKIN PISS IN IS NOT AN OPTION.




just knock out the doctor, switch the piss, and when he/she comes to, just convince them they blacked out.


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Re: drug test help [Re: Syle]
    #8062999 - 02/24/08 01:31 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Water&Vinigar: water bottle little less than half vinigar the rest water...or bunch of salt make sure its dissolved in water pour it in your piss it errors the test if its lab dont do they test for dilutants, or dip you two fingers in straight bleach and piss off them. thats if its a dip stick.(they cant tell if diluted-----> you can also take as much vitamin c as possible and drink water to dilute your system. the vitamin c will make your piss yellow so it doesnt look diluted. just trying to help ***what kind of drug test is it EMIT????****


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    #8063023 - 02/24/08 01:40 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

what does it matter if your piss looks diluted? diluted looking piss means you are sufficiently hydrated. they can't bust you on that can they?


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Re: drug test help [Re: Syle]
    #8063033 - 02/24/08 01:44 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

yes they can im on probation the last test i took two days b4 i was did some cocaine...i drank lots of water and he told me he could violate my parol it was to watery. thats y they say drink lots of soda and milk b4 you come because the drug metabolites stick to the sugars and fats. oh yeah and another tip if you piss dont piss the first of your piss in the cup there ussually more drug metabolites in it. so pee the when your about done then pee in the cup.


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Re: drug test help [Re: ShROoMiNnBOOMiN]
    #8063037 - 02/24/08 01:45 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

wtf, is the doctor gonna do a strip search? wtf


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Re: drug test help [Re: Leanin]
    #8063919 - 02/24/08 10:45 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

it is a dip test. all the other people passed on dilution. And yes it is a strip search. I have to put on a hospital gown and someone stands behind me at the door. They are just making sure you dont switch piss.

Tomarrow is the big day. Lil nervous its my last chance to pass. Now i have heard more then one opinion on what part of the piss you should take. I have heard beggining middle and end. So which is it?


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Re: drug test help [Re: highc]
    #8064183 - 02/24/08 11:49 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

I always go with middle. But really man good luck.

I always get a kick out of people drinking vinegar and stuff haha use your brain... bleach yea thats the trick :whoa:


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Re: drug test help [Re: highc]
    #8064456 - 02/24/08 12:59 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

just do it like that one guy did from that awesome sci-fi movie...take in a syringe with the fake blood, when the doctor sticks the needle and and starts pulling out blood, squirm really fast and switch syringes and say something like "what are you trying to drain me of all my blood".

what movie was that?


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Re: drug test help [Re: LayYouIn]
    #8064859 - 02/24/08 03:05 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

idk......but what movie is that bird from in your avatar


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Re: drug test help [Re: highc]
    #8064997 - 02/24/08 03:52 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

i cant remember...it's some kind of cartoon or something.

but...

this movie im talking about takes place in the future. it has the two brothers that are split apart and one is allow to to successful and the other isn't for some reason(i think it's because of his blood type). one time they swim into the ocean and the one with the wrong blood type saves the other.

the brother with the wrong blood type takes the identity of a person with the correct blood type so that he can be successful.

it's kind of an older movie.


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Re: drug test help [Re: LayYouIn]
    #8065045 - 02/24/08 04:06 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

never heard of it...
but for you i want to say Dumbo


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Re: drug test help [Re: highc]
    #8065119 - 02/24/08 04:34 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

http://www.mbdetox.com/product36/product_info.html

Is a drink called qcarbo, it works wonderfully, I've used it about 10 times and it has NEVER failed. It seems like the same thing as you have. It is a drink that is loaded with creatine, riboflavin, and b vitamins, what it does is dilute your pee, but load it with the creatine and riboflavin to mask the dilution, and the b vitamins to color.

If you follow the directions exactly, you should pass. I even passed a govt. drug test with this.

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Re: drug test help [Re: robbyberto]
    #8066300 - 02/24/08 08:58 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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You know all those detox products are scams, right? I would be thoroughly surprised if you passed. Good luck. Honestly, jello water? You're a moron if you think that is going to help.






well tomarrow is the big day. But just wanted to let everyone especially robby know i took a test run drug test about five minutes ago only using the jello and came up clean. I didnt even take the omni-clean pills. So tommarow a mixture of the two i have no doubt in my mind i will pass. But still will let yall know.


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Re: drug test help [Re: awesomebastard]
    #8066313 - 02/24/08 09:01 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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Take like five niacin pills and drink alot of water, then buy some detox from a head shop or a health food store take it on monday and drink tons of water.

or get somebody elses piss




niacin does nothing, in fact it can be dangerous if taken in quantity. It has nothing to do with the metabolization of thc.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Niacin#Toxicity


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Re: drug test help [Re: highc]
    #8066323 - 02/24/08 09:03 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

It'll be even more awesome when you fail because you've lulled yourself into a false sense of security. It seems like you made this thread just to convince yourself that you would pass.


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Re: drug test help [Re: robbyberto]
    #8066364 - 02/24/08 09:13 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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It'll be even more awesome when you fail because you've lulled yourself into a false sense of security. It seems like you made this thread just to convince yourself that you would pass.





Your pretty gay. Do you even read what you write before posting. Number one why would you want me to fail? that is kind of ignorant if you were in my position i would be helping you out as much as i could.

Made this thread to convince myself i would pass. That does not even make sense. If you would look at the title it is DRUG TEST HELP!!!!!!!! i was looking for some information i could use to help me out. If your only postin to hate and put me down then dont even bother, your wastin my time.

I would like to personally thank all on this thread for all their support, and help except for robby who apparently has nothing better to do then oppose all odds to stand out and gather attention.


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Re: drug test help [Re: highc]
    #8066395 - 02/24/08 09:18 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

I never said that I wanted you to fail. Did you even notice how many times that you said you could or would pass in here? Seriously, jello method. I don't even need to say anything else.


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Re: drug test help [Re: robbyberto]
    #8066405 - 02/24/08 09:21 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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I never said that I wanted you to fail. Did you even notice how many times that you said you could or would pass in here? Seriously, jello method. I don't even need to say anything else.





yeah but on my life it worked and came up clean so i need not say anything else as well...


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Re: drug test help [Re: highc]
    #8066414 - 02/24/08 09:22 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

i hear drinking windex also helps


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Re: drug test help [Re: wrestler_az]
    #8066569 - 02/24/08 10:00 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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i hear drinking windex also helps





wow even i wouldn't stoop that low...jeez i'd make bleach balls before i ever sipped windex.


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Re: drug test help [Re: highc]
    #8066590 - 02/24/08 10:06 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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it is a dip test. all the other people passed on dilution.




why not take my advice then, if everyone else is passing it from dilution?

just drink a ton of water.


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Re: drug test help [Re: highc]
    #8066602 - 02/24/08 10:09 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

sipping wont work. you got to chug that fucker!


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Re: drug test help [Re: LayYouIn]
    #8066616 - 02/24/08 10:11 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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it is a dip test. all the other people passed on dilution.




why not take my advice then, if everyone else is passing it from dilution?

just drink a ton of water.





that is all i'm doing now. Just with the help of some creatine. i read somewhere though that to pass it solely on water you have to make it to where you are peeing every 10-12 minutes, and i find that somewhat difficult. Plus my stomach kills me with all that liquid. Better safe then sorry. Can't wait for this to be over I'll never have to take another test again, unless i get probation.


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Re: drug test help [Re: Artnotwar]
    #8068862 - 02/25/08 03:03 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

the results are in....drum roll
high-c passed with flying colors. Well more like crystal clear colors. Thank you everyone for your help and opinions......now lets put this thread to rest....


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Re: drug test help [Re: highc]
    #8068919 - 02/25/08 03:27 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

congrats. good to hear.


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