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Re: drug test help [Re: highc]
#8059113 - 02/23/08 01:59 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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honestly, i doubt you'll pass it. your best bet, is to drink a shitstorm of water and dilute it. keep doing that until you can pass the test(probley two weeks).
next time, dont smoke so much weed.
i wrecked $800 in shit at work on wednesday and i had to take a piss test. how embarrassing. 
but ill pass it.
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Re: drug test help [Re: Artnotwar]
#8059522 - 02/23/08 08:09 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Typically you would give the first of the stream anyway. Some doctors request that your urine sample come from the middle of the stream to kind of clean out the plumbing first but before all the sediment comes out. Heavy stuff sinks so it will come out last.
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Re: drug test help [Re: nugjug]
#8060427 - 02/23/08 01:22 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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I should be ok. I have 4 omni-clean gel tabs with 1oz of liquid that came with it. On top of that i am drinking a bottle of jello water, i think ill be fine. Let yall know Monday at about 4p.m.
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Re: drug test help [Re: highc]
#8060434 - 02/23/08 01:24 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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You know all those detox products are scams, right? I would be thoroughly surprised if you passed. Good luck. Honestly, jello water? You're a moron if you think that is going to help.
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Re: drug test help [Re: robbyberto]
#8060791 - 02/23/08 02:50 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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robbyberto said: You know all those detox products are scams, right? I would be thoroughly surprised if you passed. Good luck. Honestly, jello water? You're a moron if you think that is going to help.
first of all, most detox products are not scams. Maybe the ones you have dealt with. A company would not be in business if they sold a product that did not work. Of course they are not 100%, but for the most part they do what they need to. Take omni for example. It contains a shit load of creatine and and riboflavin. HUH....interesting two things that can greatly increase your chances of coming up clean..
and second of all i'm a moron for thinking jello will work. Well i can guarantee you to the T that it works. My friend used this method after i told him the first time we took a druf test and he passed. He has been smoking as long as i have except he quit 3-4 days before test as i continued to smoke. just because you never heard of it does not mean it does not work, nor does it make me a moron. Edison was called a moron for trying to make the lightbulb work and now look at us...
so next time gather some facts before you run your face.
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Re: drug test help [Re: highc]
#8060825 - 02/23/08 02:57 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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hey, leave edisson out of this. i doubt many people called him a moron.
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Re: drug test help [Re: highc]
#8060829 - 02/23/08 02:57 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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 You're clearly well versed in pharmacology. My bad. I think I read about the jello method in a scientific journal only a few weeks ago. The Edison light bulb analogy really put me down. There is really no retort to come back from that. I have been defeated by you, good sir.
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Re: drug test help [Re: robbyberto]
#8060843 - 02/23/08 02:59 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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it is best used as an enema...
true story.
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Re: drug test help [Re: highc]
#8061007 - 02/23/08 03:42 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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highc said: so next time gather some facts before you run your face.
   
i tried some of the detox that i had to drink. it came with a money back guarantee so i figured, why not. i did exactly as it said, and i didn't fail my test, but it came out diluted and they wanted me to take another test.
that's why i told him to just drink a bunch of water and dilute his test, and keep doing that until he can pass one.
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Re: drug test help [Re: LayYouIn]
#8061182 - 02/23/08 04:13 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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wrestler- you would be surprised about some of the shit edison went through during his many inventions. Saw some show on history channel where alot of people supposedly treated him like a retard. Weird.
Robby- I just don't want people to get false information. that is unfair. Yes some detox are not worth what they say, however others are. Sure they dilute it, but they never said how you would pass, just you would pass. Plus dilution can be explained to a tester in many ways. Also one does not have to be a pharmacist to simply gather the information about what creatine, vitamin-B, and riboflavin roles play in a drug test.
Lay- That is a good idea, but i smoked probably 4 grams a day for the last at least year so i do not have enough time to naturally drain my t.h.c. Its a far stretch as it is using the cover-ups.
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Re: drug test help [Re: highc]
#8061196 - 02/23/08 04:16 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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stop fucking sweating it.
1. get someone to piss in a bottle for you 2. freeze it till the morning of test 3. take a hot shower with the bottle in the shower to warm it up/thaw it out. 4. get a hotel shampoo bottle, put it in your gooch under your balls.
jesus its not that hard.
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Re: drug test help [Re: Leanin]
#8061219 - 02/23/08 04:20 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Leanin said: stop fucking sweating it.
1. get someone to piss in a bottle for you 2. freeze it till the morning of test 3. take a hot show with the bottle in the shower to warm it up/thaw it out. 4. get a hotel shampoo bottle, put it in your gooch under your balls.
jesus its not that hard.
you're a pro
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Re: drug test help [Re: Syle]
#8061290 - 02/23/08 04:37 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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ive done it many times
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Re: drug test help [Re: Leanin]
#8062981 - 02/24/08 01:23 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Leanin said: stop fucking sweating it.
1. get someone to piss in a bottle for you 2. freeze it till the morning of test 3. take a hot shower with the bottle in the shower to warm it up/thaw it out. 4. get a hotel shampoo bottle, put it in your gooch under your balls.
jesus its not that hard.
holy shit your the greatest person in the world i could not have done this without you. So intelligent. Why didn't i think of this.....hmmmmmm maybe its because i already fuckin said like 3 times TAKIN PISS IN IS NOT AN OPTION.
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Re: drug test help [Re: highc]
#8062988 - 02/24/08 01:26 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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highc said:
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Leanin said: stop fucking sweating it.
1. get someone to piss in a bottle for you 2. freeze it till the morning of test 3. take a hot shower with the bottle in the shower to warm it up/thaw it out. 4. get a hotel shampoo bottle, put it in your gooch under your balls.
jesus its not that hard.
holy shit your the greatest person in the world i could not have done this without you. So intelligent. Why didn't i think of this.....hmmmmmm maybe its because i already fuckin said like 3 times TAKIN PISS IN IS NOT AN OPTION.
just knock out the doctor, switch the piss, and when he/she comes to, just convince them they blacked out.
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Re: drug test help [Re: Syle]
#8062999 - 02/24/08 01:31 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Water&Vinigar: water bottle little less than half vinigar the rest water...or bunch of salt make sure its dissolved in water pour it in your piss it errors the test if its lab dont do they test for dilutants, or dip you two fingers in straight bleach and piss off them. thats if its a dip stick.(they cant tell if diluted-----> you can also take as much vitamin c as possible and drink water to dilute your system. the vitamin c will make your piss yellow so it doesnt look diluted. just trying to help ***what kind of drug test is it EMIT????****
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what does it matter if your piss looks diluted? diluted looking piss means you are sufficiently hydrated. they can't bust you on that can they?
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Re: drug test help [Re: Syle]
#8063033 - 02/24/08 01:44 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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yes they can im on probation the last test i took two days b4 i was did some cocaine...i drank lots of water and he told me he could violate my parol it was to watery. thats y they say drink lots of soda and milk b4 you come because the drug metabolites stick to the sugars and fats. oh yeah and another tip if you piss dont piss the first of your piss in the cup there ussually more drug metabolites in it. so pee the when your about done then pee in the cup.
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wtf, is the doctor gonna do a strip search? wtf
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Re: drug test help [Re: Leanin]
#8063919 - 02/24/08 10:45 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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it is a dip test. all the other people passed on dilution. And yes it is a strip search. I have to put on a hospital gown and someone stands behind me at the door. They are just making sure you dont switch piss.
Tomarrow is the big day. Lil nervous its my last chance to pass. Now i have heard more then one opinion on what part of the piss you should take. I have heard beggining middle and end. So which is it?
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