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highc
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drug test help
#8057035 - 02/22/08 03:33 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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ok i failed a drug test thursday. I'm taking another monday. I have not smoked since last night, being thursday night. I have smoked a lot in the past couple months. Taking in piss is not an option. How should i go about this.
i bought two gallons of tea and an omnipure drug drink. besides this and not smoking what would be some other helpful tips????
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Re: drug test help [Re: highc]
#8057048 - 02/22/08 03:37 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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I don't think you will pass. You shouldn't have smoked.
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Re: drug test help [Re: robbyberto]
#8057088 - 02/22/08 03:44 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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if i would have known i would not have... And of course i can pass. My friend just passed thursday with the jello method. I also did jello but failed, but i smoked the night beforer so yeah. He hadn't smoked for like 3 days
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Re: drug test help [Re: highc]
#8057098 - 02/22/08 03:47 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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lol, jello method?
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Re: drug test help [Re: highc]
#8057101 - 02/22/08 03:48 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Take like five niacin pills and drink alot of water, then buy some detox from a head shop or a health food store take it on monday and drink tons of water.
or get somebody elses piss
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Re: drug test help [Re: robbyberto]
#8057108 - 02/22/08 03:49 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Have someone else piss in a bag and duct tape it to your leg or somewhere around your crotch.
Haha, my grandma used to SELL her piss to this chick named Erin, who was a friend of my mom's. Erin would take this bag of piss and hide it in her female hole until she had to empty it in the cup.
I really wish my mom and grandma had never told me that story.
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Quote:
Take like five niacin pills and drink alot of water, then buy some detox from a head shop or a health food store take it on monday and drink tons of water.
I would do that. Then take a shot of apple cider vinegar every hour, EVERY HOUR, until the test. More if you can handle the throat burning/irritation, and not puke.
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Re: drug test help [Re: robbyberto]
#8057121 - 02/22/08 03:51 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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cranberry juice
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Re: drug test help [Re: Helixx]
#8057131 - 02/22/08 03:53 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Getting piss is fail safe but you need to keep it hot and hiddin because they have temurature sensers.
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Re: drug test help [Re: Helixx]
#8057140 - 02/22/08 03:54 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Omg. Go to your local headshop. Pick up whatever the guy behind the counter tells you. Follow directions. -Your welcome.
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Re: drug test help [Re: Kada]
#8057286 - 02/22/08 04:42 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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taking piss is not an option. I have to put on a hospital gown and someone watches from the back. This is not the run of the mill test. I have the pill and drink for drug test cover up. It should work. thanks all
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Re: drug test help [Re: highc]
#8057302 - 02/22/08 04:47 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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jesus, what are you taking the test for, joining the CIA or some shit?
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Re: drug test help [Re: Syle]
#8057337 - 02/22/08 04:53 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Drink 2 gallons of water the day before you go,the last cup of the night add one capful of clorox and you should pass...worked for me on probation!
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Re: drug test help [Re: Syle]
#8057391 - 02/22/08 05:04 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Srry can't really say what the test is for.
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Re: drug test help [Re: highc]
#8057766 - 02/22/08 06:23 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Go to a sauna man.
a buddy and I get piss tested for our job fairly frequently but every now and then we smoke and when that happens we usually just hit the sauna for a few days in a row.
We usually hit it for like a total of 40-60 minutes, depending on what you can take, and with the sauna on the highest settings.
15-20 minutes at a time, you will sweat a lot, hit a cool (not cold) shower in between to cool down, rest for 5-10 minutes and get back in the sauna.
I really think this helps a lot for passing drug tests since it pretty much forces your body to release all the toxins and things it may have stored in fat cells. Especially if you arent very hydrated.
I would recommend bringing water and also drinking a few schwills in between sessions.
Hit the sauna up until the night of and drink a shit load of water and drink the drink if you have it (sometimes we drink an omni-clean drink) and you should be good. Make sure you gotta piss a lot, and fill the cup with mid-stream not the beginning or end of your piss.
Let us know how it goes.
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i will. I have the omni-clean im pretty much relying on that. I might down the pills with the given drink and a jello bottle to really help. Thank you
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Re: drug test help [Re: highc]
#8057941 - 02/22/08 07:10 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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substitution FTW
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Re: drug test help [Re: Leanin]
#8058981 - 02/23/08 12:47 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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buy some synthetic urine at a smoke shop or off line, works every time.
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Re: drug test help [Re: highc]
#8059080 - 02/23/08 01:37 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Depending on the level of the test they may be able to detect fake piss, and or so called "detoxifiers" and other chemicals that are designed to "mask" the THC so it doesn't test positive. THC is fat solubale. So don't work out or do anything that is going to be burning fat a few days before. Drink about 3-4 12oz glasses of water before you give your sample. Make sure you piss once before you go in. Also try to give your sample from the beginning of the stream as stuff that is settled in your bladder will come out last with the last bit of piss. The idea here is to lower the THC to a low enough ppm so the test won't detect it.
On a side note if it isn't a monitored piss test and you can get clean urine then I hear those big ass bottles of clear eyes or visine are great to use. Just empty them out. Pull out the eye dropper part. Fill with urine. Cap and keep it down your shorts till you have to pee. This is basically in case they test it with a thermometer to make sure it is the appropriate body temperature which is a pretty common practice.
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Re: drug test help [Re: nugjug]
#8059107 - 02/23/08 01:54 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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oh i can't wait to hear the results.
wouldn't the stuff that has settled at the bottom of the bladder come out first? i would think so.
but i don't think he would be able to choose which part of the piss he can put into the bottle, if it is going to be so closely monitored.
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