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OfflineYoschie99
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Help me...
    #8055344 - 02/22/08 07:08 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

I'm having business cards made up for myself as a DJ.. downtempo, house, etc. All the information is easy, obviously, except for a descriptive line.. you know, the line that says what my service actually is...

I can't just use: "DJ".. that's a little too blah.
I'm not yet a producer, so that doesn't go on there.. s

so.. what's a creative, interesting way to tell someone in 5 words or less that I am a DJ? that i provide a musical service... w/out sounding like a lifeless object or super-dork...

a little dork is ok, just gotta walk that fine line...

anyone?

bueller? bueller?

i'm not good w/ words... i could assign myself a pretty awesome number, though, i bet...

yos-


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Re: Help me... [Re: Yoschie99]
    #8055350 - 02/22/08 07:17 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

how about... DJ!


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Re: Help me... [Re: Yoschie99]
    #8055354 - 02/22/08 07:19 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Sound Reconstructioner


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Re: Help me... [Re: Yoschie99]
    #8055360 - 02/22/08 07:23 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

This sounds like a job for Apollyphelion.
That guy has lots of names.


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Re: Help me... [Re: Blend]
    #8055365 - 02/22/08 07:27 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

deadendeavor said:
This sounds like a job for Apollyphelion.
That guy has lots of names.




Whahaha. QFT.


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Re: Help me... [Re: Yoschie99]
    #8055372 - 02/22/08 07:33 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

beat pusher extrodinarre


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Re: Help me... [Re: Yoschie99]
    #8055640 - 02/22/08 09:33 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

harmonic sound scape engineer:sun:


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Re: Help me... [Re: Yoschie99]
    #8055657 - 02/22/08 09:39 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Sound engineer is the obvious one.. :shrug:


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Re: Help me... [Re: Cepheus]
    #8056098 - 02/22/08 11:46 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

I think mine sounds neater.

"DJ Whatever
Reconstructing Sound"

It adds texture methinks


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Re: Help me... [Re: Yoschie99]
    #8056104 - 02/22/08 11:49 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

well are you a DJ?


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Re: Help me... [Re: Yoschie99]
    #8056122 - 02/22/08 11:53 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Frequency Manipulator FTW


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Re: Help me... [Re: Yoschie99]
    #8056179 - 02/22/08 12:09 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

DJ Microgram
See whatcha listnin'

word up, holmes
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Re: Help me... [Re: RipVanWinkle]
    #8056625 - 02/22/08 02:05 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

aural services :naughty::naughty::naughty:


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Re: Help me... [Re: ilus]
    #8056648 - 02/22/08 02:11 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Until you learn to spin something besides house and downbeat, you probably shouldn't start making up cards. Promoters will toss them once they hear what you're playing.

Go back to your studio and try mixing something worthwhile


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Re: Help me... [Re: kriminalelement]
    #8056667 - 02/22/08 02:14 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

kriminalelement said:
Until you learn to spin something besides house and downbeat, you probably shouldn't start making up cards. Promoters will toss them once they hear what you're playing.

Go back to your studio and try mixing something worthwhile




Is that a serious post? Where exactly are you from and what do you consider something that is worth playing? I'm a promoter and I'm pretty sure that any serious promoter won't throw aside a card due to the type of music listed, ESPECIALLY house or downbeat. House is probably the most popular out of all electronic music in any club today. WTF are you talking about?


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Re: Help me... [Re: kriminalelement]
    #8056674 - 02/22/08 02:16 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

kriminalelement said:
My Music Is Better Than Your Music.




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Re: Help me... [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #8056702 - 02/22/08 02:19 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Now now guys, she knows everything about everything and is never wrong because she is a woman:smilingpuppy:


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Re: Help me... [Re: DeathCompany]
    #8056727 - 02/22/08 02:27 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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DeathCompany said:
Now now guys, she knows everything about everything and is never wrong because she is a woman:smilingpuppy:




LOLOLOLOL...    What kind of house u spin?  I go with DnB / hardhouse


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Re: Help me... [Re: ilus]
    #8056766 - 02/22/08 02:37 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

illustrain said:
aural services :naughty::naughty::naughty:



Nice one, I've been using the tagline "An Aural Experience" for my subwoofer business since I started the business in 2004.  I still have the line on my webpage, but it's not nearly as prominent as it used to be.  I just don't think most people get it.

Yosch.. you could always call yourself a Block Rocking Beat(nic) :tongue:
Haha... yea I suck.  Good luck man!  In the end, it's a very minor consideration.
How you represent yourself and perform your trade is where the money is (but you probably know that already).


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Re: Help me... [Re: geokills]
    #8056894 - 02/22/08 03:05 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

of course, in the end my abilities are going to be the deciding factor to being contacted.. not what's on my card.. (at least i really hope so)..

but, I think it's good to have something on the card that says what you are doing so that if a person has the card just sitting there, they will have something to remind them...


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