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Anonymous #1

Normal chicks,FTL
    #8050377 - 02/21/08 01:47 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

My chick kinda sucks. She's hot...way hot,for a scumfuc like myself. That aside,she's way way too normal. It probably shouldn't have taken 9 months to realize this.

I mean,how's a playa supposed to hold a satanic mass with his chick reading cosmo on the couch?


This just wont do, some class A defiling has to commence here.



Nigga what?


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Anonymous #2

Re: Normal chicks,FTL [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #8050388 - 02/21/08 01:56 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Sounds like you're gonna have to turn her crazy.  Squeeze a vial out into her lemon flavored fitness water. :thumbup:


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Anonymous #3

Re: Normal chicks,FTL [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #8050650 - 02/21/08 06:59 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Haven't you figured out yet to go for the kind of nerdy chicks? Those are the freaky ones.


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Anonymous #4

Re: Normal chicks,FTL [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #8050684 - 02/21/08 07:21 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
My chick sucks. Nigga reading cosmo on the couch?


defiling commence



what?




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Anonymous #5

Re: Normal chicks,FTL [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #8050760 - 02/21/08 07:58 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

You better be proud that girl reads cosmo.


At least she reads that shit so she can get the newest tips on being hot. Women who follow that shit are usually hot and have been because they take care of themselves the way they learned.


Plus, women who read usually are more intelligent then your average dumbass.


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Anonymous #6

Re: Normal chicks,FTL [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #8050778 - 02/21/08 08:05 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

*than (you know instead of then) :smirk:
I detect you're a frustrated chick that doesn't have the mind to read more THAN cosmo.
And no, reading is not a sign of intelligence, WHAT you read is. There are reads (like cosmo :hehehe:) that can actually decrease one's intelligence.
I am a woman and I know to look good and how to take care of myself and I don't read all that crap. It is called common sense and the sense of aesthetics. :imslow:


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Anonymous #7

Re: Normal chicks,FTL [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #8050801 - 02/21/08 08:19 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:

Plus, women who read usually are more intelligent then your average dumbass.




Ahahaha magazines don't count.

People who only read magazines don't read.


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Anonymous #3

Re: Normal chicks,FTL [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #8051000 - 02/21/08 09:10 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

No one actually reads Cosmo. They take the quizzes and look at the ads of clothes they can't afford.


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Anonymous #8

Re: Normal chicks,FTL [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #8051418 - 02/21/08 11:10 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

DO you want to spend the rest of your life with this woman?

If your answer is NO, then do a nice and slow break up, and go out and have fun! Experience the pond. So many fish in the sea, so many crazy little ones...

You'll probably end up back together anyways, (youll be on your hands and knees like a little bitch, but shell take you back) and this might even help to bring you guys even closer after it is all said and done.


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Anonymous #8

Re: Normal chicks,FTL [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #8051431 - 02/21/08 11:14 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

LOL that last post was meant for the other relationship thread...


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Anonymous #9

Re: Normal chicks,FTL [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #8052677 - 02/21/08 04:44 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
Plus, women who read usually are more intelligent then your average dumbass.




Not women who read Cosmo...


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Anonymous #10

Re: Normal chicks,FTL [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #8052733 - 02/21/08 04:58 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

My last GF actually preferred booze to pot. That just made the whole thing... weird.

I feel like my next GF should be someone I can take acid with. :laugh:


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Anonymous #11

Re: Normal chicks,FTL [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #8052898 - 02/21/08 05:39 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
Haven't you figured out yet to go for the kind of nerdy chicks?  Those are the freaky ones.




that's good to know.  the one i've been going for told me back a few months ago that she enjoys pain :naughty:


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Anonymous #12

Re: Normal chicks,FTL [Re: Anonymous #11]
    #8053166 - 02/21/08 06:35 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
Quote:

Anonymous said:
Haven't you figured out yet to go for the kind of nerdy chicks?  Those are the freaky ones.




that's good to know.  the one i've been going for told me back a few months ago that she enjoys pain :naughty:




i told my boyfriend that, but he hasn't done much about it!


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Anonymous #11

Re: Normal chicks,FTL [Re: Anonymous #12]
    #8053179 - 02/21/08 06:38 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

if i was her boyfriend, i'd be doing lots about it


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Anonymous #13

Re: Normal chicks,FTL [Re: Anonymous #11]
    #8053440 - 02/21/08 07:28 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

I'd dry smash her shit box fo sho!


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Anonymous #3

Re: Normal chicks,FTL [Re: Anonymous #13]
    #8053455 - 02/21/08 07:30 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

:spank:


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Anonymous #14

Re: Normal chicks,FTL [Re: Anonymous #11]
    #8055530 - 02/22/08 08:45 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
Quote:

Anonymous said:
Haven't you figured out yet to go for the kind of nerdy chicks?  Those are the freaky ones.




that's good to know.  the one i've been going for told me back a few months ago that she enjoys pain :naughty:




Now that sounds like my kind of girl. Get your flogging here, anonimousecatly.


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