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OfflineMadtowntripper
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Well, I haven't had a drink thrown on me in awhile...
    #8050112 - 02/20/08 11:53 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Dear Super-Fine Mexican Girl @ Work,

I really enjoyed having a drink with you after work. I think you are a gorgeous girl. You're super smart and I really like the way you laugh, and the way you make me laugh. I was thrilled when you asked me to go out with you, and I'm glad we did.

I hope you realize that I didn't mean what you thought I said. When you asked me if I thought Abby at work was hot, and I said she was, I didn't mean she was prettier than you. I know thats how you took it, but it isn't what I meant. Sure, I said I would sleep with her. But why should you be offended by that?

I must admit that things took a bit of a downturn when you throw that pepper shaker at me. I guess it's true that latinas are loose cannons. I was still shocked from seeing the pepper shaker go wizzing by my head when my gin and sprite flew into my face.

That was quite an experience.

I know you stood up and left, and I know it's going to be pretty hard coming to work and seeing you tomorrow. But that was a pretty good time, and I'd love to do it again anytime you want. Hopefully we can have a bit more fun and a bit less drama next time.

I still think you're smoking hot.

Me.


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After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action.  If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it.  - Ernest Hemingway

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He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus


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Re: Well, I haven't had a drink thrown on me in awhile... [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #8050128 - 02/20/08 11:57 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

:handth:

You're sending this to her, right?


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Re: Well, I haven't had a drink thrown on me in awhile... [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #8050132 - 02/20/08 11:57 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

nice.



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Re: Well, I haven't had a drink thrown on me in awhile... [Re: PinballWizard]
    #8050224 - 02/21/08 12:18 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Yeah, gotta do it :rockon:


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Re: Well, I haven't had a drink thrown on me in awhile... [Re: PinballWizard]
    #8050330 - 02/21/08 01:21 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

PinballWizard said:
:handth:

You're sending this to her, right?




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Re: Well, I haven't had a drink thrown on me in awhile... [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #8050343 - 02/21/08 01:30 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

dude, in all seriousness, that's guaranteed to crack a smile


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Re: Well, I haven't had a drink thrown on me in awhile... [Re: demiu5]
    #8050401 - 02/21/08 02:17 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

is that from craigslist? gotta be.


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Re: Well, I haven't had a drink thrown on me in awhile... [Re: sui]
    #8050405 - 02/21/08 02:21 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

No, that is my write-up of this evenings event.

We went out to The Terminal after work.

Olivia is the girl.  Smoking hot, like...4'10" and probably 95 lbs.  But a big rack for a girl her size.  Just the perfect little size to :doggystyle:

We were talking about another girl at work who I mentioned was pretty.  She I guess thought I said I meant prettier than HER.  And then she asked me if I would sleep with said other girl, Abby.  I said I would, and why shouldn't I!?  Its not like me and this girl (Olivia) are an item.  I was hoping we could be more, but it was a first date!

We were eating pizza, and she just picked up the shaker full of red pepper and WHIPPED it at my head.  I barely dodged it and was stunned.  She took advantage of my weakness and picked up my Bombay Sapphire and threw it all over me, said "Fuck you if you don't like me!", stood up, and left.

I am still confused.

Latin girls are craaaazy.


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Re: Well, I haven't had a drink thrown on me in awhile... [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #8050411 - 02/21/08 02:27 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

LOL That is good shit right there


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Re: Well, I haven't had a drink thrown on me in awhile... [Re: Dobie]
    #8050616 - 02/21/08 06:40 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

4'10"? :rofl2:


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Re: Well, I haven't had a drink thrown on me in awhile... [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #8050624 - 02/21/08 06:46 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

You gotta send that letter to her dude. :thumbup:


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Re: Well, I haven't had a drink thrown on me in awhile... [Re: bradmassive]
    #8050666 - 02/21/08 07:10 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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Dear Super-Fine Mexican Girl @ Work,




I knew there was gonna be trouble! Latin women are fucking crazy. Can be hot shit, though.


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Re: Well, I haven't had a drink thrown on me in awhile... [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #8050692 - 02/21/08 07:29 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Madtowntripper said:

We were eating pizza, and she just picked up the shaker full of red pepper and WHIPPED it at my head. 




:rofl2:

Great story.

What a basket case... you've lost nothing.


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Re: Well, I haven't had a drink thrown on me in awhile... [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #8050720 - 02/21/08 07:43 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

:lol: Funny.


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Re: Well, I haven't had a drink thrown on me in awhile... [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #8050747 - 02/21/08 07:54 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

You really know squat about women.

Entertaining for us though.  :grin:  Keep us posted and good luck 'cuz you are gonna need it.


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Re: Well, I haven't had a drink thrown on me in awhile... [Re: mushbaby]
    #8050819 - 02/21/08 08:24 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

hell yeah, i'd never cross a latin woman. if they don't kick my ass their relatives definitely will


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Re: Well, I haven't had a drink thrown on me in awhile... [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #8050895 - 02/21/08 08:46 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Madtowntripper said:
I guess it's true that latinas are loose cannons.




I'm engaged to one. You speak the truth. I used to think Korean chicks were drama queens. They're nothing compared to Latinas.

My vote for the craziest checkss of all ethnicities/nationalities goes specifically to BRAZILIANS.

I dare for someone to find me a more hardcore set of dramna queens.


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Re: Well, I haven't had a drink thrown on me in awhile... [Re: BrAiN]
    #8051169 - 02/21/08 09:52 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Smoking Hot Mexican Girl @ Work says in a text message:
So whats up? Do you still love me or what?





I don't know whether to write back of course, because I still do. Or tell her that I'm deathly afraid of her now.


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If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus


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Re: Well, I haven't had a drink thrown on me in awhile... [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #8051179 - 02/21/08 09:57 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

I would tell her I am to scared not to be LOL


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Re: Well, I haven't had a drink thrown on me in awhile... [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #8051185 - 02/21/08 09:58 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Madtowntripper said:
Quote:

Smoking Hot Mexican Girl @ Work says in a text message:
So whats up? Do you still love me or what?





I don't know whether to write back of course, because I still do. Or tell her that I'm deathly afraid of her now.




Well I'd like you better if you bought me a drink and poured it down my throat instead of all over my face...think we can arrange that?


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Re: Well, I haven't had a drink thrown on me in awhile... [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #8051197 - 02/21/08 10:00 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

You went on one date with her (that obviously didn't even go so well) and you're saying you love her?


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Re: Well, I haven't had a drink thrown on me in awhile... [Re: Dobie]
    #8051206 - 02/21/08 10:02 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

dobie said:
I would tell her I am to scared not to be LOL



I agree! Tell her this, she will love it lol. Be prepared to not be the one wearing the pants in the relationship tho lol.


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Re: Well, I haven't had a drink thrown on me in awhile... [Re: boxcarguy07]
    #8051209 - 02/21/08 10:02 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Nono, you take it the wrong way.

I don't mean I love her like that. But we've worked together for several years and she has been a friend for quite awhile. I "love" her like that. Not that I'm all doe-y eyed and fawning for her.

I'm not 14 and naive, thanks.


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After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action.  If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it.  - Ernest Hemingway

If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus


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Re: Well, I haven't had a drink thrown on me in awhile... [Re: circularvortex]
    #8051218 - 02/21/08 10:04 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

circularvortex said:
Quote:

Dear Super-Fine Mexican Girl @ Work,




I knew there was gonna be trouble!  Latin women are fucking crazy.  Can be hot shit, though.



No doubt! I've dated two that were both crazier than a shithouse rat!:lol:


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Re: Well, I haven't had a drink thrown on me in awhile... [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #8051221 - 02/21/08 10:04 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

sorry dude...
i didn't mean any offense :sad:

didn't realize you knew her for a long time


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Re: Well, I haven't had a drink thrown on me in awhile... [Re: boxcarguy07]
    #8051224 - 02/21/08 10:04 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Learn to use quick reply.


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Re: Well, I haven't had a drink thrown on me in awhile... [Re: blissedout]
    #8051227 - 02/21/08 10:05 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

I'd like to see one of these crazy shithouse rats everybody is talking about these days.


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Re: Well, I haven't had a drink thrown on me in awhile... [Re: WhiskeyClone]
    #8051230 - 02/21/08 10:06 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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WhiskeyClone said:
I'd like to see one of these crazy shithouse rats everybody is talking about these days.




You don't see one and survive buddy so I'd be careful what you wish for.


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Re: Well, I haven't had a drink thrown on me in awhile... [Re: WhiskeyClone]
    #8051238 - 02/21/08 10:07 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

I mean, just imagine a shithouse rat. No good can come from being as crazy as one of those fuckers!


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Re: Well, I haven't had a drink thrown on me in awhile... [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #8051243 - 02/21/08 10:08 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Lol.

Quote:

I said in a text message:
Uh, No. I'm totally over you. I only have eyes for Abby now.




Quote:

she said:
Oh, Okay. Better l00k over your shoulder.




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After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action.  If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it.  - Ernest Hemingway

If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus


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Re: Well, I haven't had a drink thrown on me in awhile... [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #8051247 - 02/21/08 10:09 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

I want to see it from a distance


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Re: Well, I haven't had a drink thrown on me in awhile... [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #8051265 - 02/21/08 10:13 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

:psycho:


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Re: Well, I haven't had a drink thrown on me in awhile... [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #8051297 - 02/21/08 10:19 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Madtowntripper said:
Lol.

Quote:

I said in a text message:
Uh, No. I'm totally over you. I only have eyes for Abby now.




Quote:

she said:
Oh, Okay. Better l00k over your shoulder.







Shit, man. I hope Abby's standing behind you; because the only other thing that quote can mean is that she's got seven large latino cousins who will be looking to introduce their junk to your trunk.


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Re: Well, I haven't had a drink thrown on me in awhile... [Re: JacquesCousteau]
    #8051303 - 02/21/08 10:20 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

:shiftyeyes:


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After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action.  If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it.  - Ernest Hemingway

If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus


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Re: Well, I haven't had a drink thrown on me in awhile... [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #8051309 - 02/21/08 10:22 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Madtowntripper said:
Lol.

Quote:

I said in a text message:
Uh, No.  I'm totally over you.  I only have eyes for Abby now.




Quote:

she said:
Oh, Okay.  Better l00k over your shoulder.







Shit son, you just fucked up right there. :hehehe:


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Re: Well, I haven't had a drink thrown on me in awhile... [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #8051492 - 02/21/08 11:35 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

I think that's a good sign to stay the fuck away from that crazy bitch.


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Re: Well, I haven't had a drink thrown on me in awhile... [Re: Thin White Duke]
    #8051599 - 02/21/08 12:06 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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Phumfeinz said:
I think that's a good sign to stay the fuck away from that crazy bitch.




Crazy, short, LATINO bitches are notoriously good in bed though! :naughty:


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Re: Well, I haven't had a drink thrown on me in awhile... [Re: bradmassive]
    #8051667 - 02/21/08 12:29 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Repeat after me...
"No, I don't think she is that good looking. Anyway your way hotter!!"
When girls ask questions like that it is usually a trick.


BTW, most girls are crazy. It's just some of us hide it better than other. Plus there are a lot of guys who dig fiery women.


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Re: Well, I haven't had a drink thrown on me in awhile... [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #8051674 - 02/21/08 12:31 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Why would you respond in such a way  :lol:


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Re: Well, I haven't had a drink thrown on me in awhile... [Re: Dobie]
    #8051717 - 02/21/08 12:41 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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dobie said:
I would tell her I am to scared not to be LOL




Funny!  :tongue2:


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Re: Well, I haven't had a drink thrown on me in awhile... [Re: Jessesgirl778]
    #8051718 - 02/21/08 12:41 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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Jessesgirl778 said:
Repeat after me...
"No, I don't think she is that good looking. Anyway your way hotter!!"
When girls ask questions like that it is usually a trick.


BTW, most girls are crazy. It's just some of us hide it better than other. Plus there are a lot of guys who dig fiery women.




Right on man. This guy just doesn't kow the score or else he really loves the drama. I can't figure out which yet. :lol:


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Re: Well, I haven't had a drink thrown on me in awhile... [Re: bradmassive]
    #8051731 - 02/21/08 12:44 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

No no. I didn't say that at all. Like I said in the first post, that's what she THOUGHT I said. I'm not stupid enough to tell her that.

She asked me if I thought this other girl girl was pretty, and I said that "Yeah, she's pretty I think..."

The exact wording escapes me. More than one drink had been consumed. But it was something along those lines...

And I guess she thought I said "Yeah, She's prettier than you."

I guess.


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He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus


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Re: Well, I haven't had a drink thrown on me in awhile... [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #8051776 - 02/21/08 12:57 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

bowchicawowow


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Re: Well, I haven't had a drink thrown on me in awhile... [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #8051892 - 02/21/08 01:28 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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Madtowntripper said:
No no. I didn't say that at all. Like I said in the first post, that's what she THOUGHT I said. I'm not stupid enough to tell her that.

She asked me if I thought this other girl girl was pretty, and I said that "Yeah, she's pretty I think..."

The exact wording escapes me. More than one drink had been consumed. But it was something along those lines...

And I guess she thought I said "Yeah, She's prettier than you."

I guess.




Women are very competitive with each other. Not all, but most. Especially the pretty ones. Not that you had to say it but the response she was looking for was either A: Who? or B: Not as pretty as you. It was a loaded question. She wasn't expecting you to be honest.


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Re: Well, I haven't had a drink thrown on me in awhile... [Re: Fractal5]
    #8052027 - 02/21/08 02:01 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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Fractal5 said:
brown chicken brown cow!



:grin:


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Re: Well, I haven't had a drink thrown on me in awhile... [Re: blissedout]
    #8052041 - 02/21/08 02:04 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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blissedout said:
I mean, just imagine a shithouse rat. No good can come from being as crazy as one of those fuckers!





I've dated a couple of shithouse rats, you villify them more than necessary as they are no where near as crazy as latinas


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Re: Well, I haven't had a drink thrown on me in awhile... [Re: mushbaby]
    #8052075 - 02/21/08 02:11 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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Repeat after me...
"No, I don't think she is that good looking. Anyway your way hotter!!"
When girls ask questions like that it is usually a trick.


BTW, most girls are crazy. It's just some of us hide it better than other. Plus there are a lot of guys who dig fiery women.




Fuck it, I've done it a few times.

"Do you think "x" is hot?"
"I'd fuck her, but I wouldn't date her"
Then I just grin and drink my whiskey and coke and walk off.


Woman hear what they want to hear, doesnt matter what the fuck you say.
This one girl wanted to fuck me bad, I didn't want to get involved because Id slept with her best friend a few days before, and I liked this other girl who was at the party.
It didnt seem to get through that I didnt want to sleep with her, just fucking persisting all fucking night, then we had an argument, and i said "im a fucking bastard", and then i walked out.

Fucking woman... :shrug:


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Re: Well, I haven't had a drink thrown on me in awhile... [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #8057508 - 02/22/08 05:30 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Hey Latinas aren't crazier than other girls (well not much more anyway) :grin: ............we just have really bad tempers. :meanlaugh:


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Re: Well, I haven't had a drink thrown on me in awhile... [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #8058309 - 02/22/08 08:41 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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Madtowntripper said:
Dear Super-Fine Mexican Girl @ Work,

I really enjoyed having a drink with you after work.  I think you are a gorgeous girl.  You're super smart and I really like the way you laugh, and the way you make me laugh.  I was thrilled when you asked me to go out with you, and I'm glad we did.

I hope you realize that I didn't mean what you thought I said. When you asked me if I thought Abby at work was hot, and I said she was, I didn't mean she was prettier than you.  I know thats how you took it, but it isn't what I meant.  Sure, I said I would sleep with her.  But why should you be offended by that?

I must admit that things took a bit of a downturn when you throw that pepper shaker at me.  I guess it's true that latinas are loose cannons.  I was still shocked from seeing the pepper shaker go wizzing by my head when my gin and sprite flew into my face.

That was quite an experience.

I know you stood up and left, and I know it's going to be pretty hard coming to work and seeing you tomorrow.  But that was a pretty good time, and I'd love to do it again anytime you want.  Hopefully we can have a bit more fun and a bit less drama next time.

I still think you're smoking hot.

Me.




This is a gold mine.  You're in.  If a chick throws something at you, talk to her a little more, then leave her a _small_ box of chocolates at the end of the day or a cute stuffed thing that's $5 or--if you're serious--a flower. 

It's pretty clear she likes you.  But you must be riding high on that wave of, "OH, yeah--she's way into me and throws shit at me at the thought of competition."  :lol:  :yesnod:


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