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Madtowntripper
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Well, I haven't had a drink thrown on me in awhile...

#8050112 - 02/20/08 11:53 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Dear Super-Fine Mexican Girl @ Work,

I really enjoyed having a drink with you after work. I think you are a gorgeous girl. You're super smart and I really like the way you laugh, and the way you make me laugh. I was thrilled when you asked me to go out with you, and I'm glad we did.

I hope you realize that I didn't mean what you thought I said. When you asked me if I thought Abby at work was hot, and I said she was, I didn't mean she was prettier than you. I know thats how you took it, but it isn't what I meant. Sure, I said I would sleep with her. But why should you be offended by that?

I must admit that things took a bit of a downturn when you throw that pepper shaker at me. I guess it's true that latinas are loose cannons. I was still shocked from seeing the pepper shaker go wizzing by my head when my gin and sprite flew into my face.

That was quite an experience.

I know you stood up and left, and I know it's going to be pretty hard coming to work and seeing you tomorrow. But that was a pretty good time, and I'd love to do it again anytime you want. Hopefully we can have a bit more fun and a bit less drama next time.

I still think you're smoking hot.

Me.

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After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action. If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it. - Ernest Hemingway

If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it. In the law courts, in business, in government. There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent. -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God. - Aeschylus

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