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Madtowntripper
Sun-Beams out of Cucumbers



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Well, I haven't had a drink thrown on me in awhile...
#8050112 - 02/20/08 11:53 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Dear Super-Fine Mexican Girl @ Work,
I really enjoyed having a drink with you after work. I think you are a gorgeous girl. You're super smart and I really like the way you laugh, and the way you make me laugh. I was thrilled when you asked me to go out with you, and I'm glad we did.
I hope you realize that I didn't mean what you thought I said. When you asked me if I thought Abby at work was hot, and I said she was, I didn't mean she was prettier than you. I know thats how you took it, but it isn't what I meant. Sure, I said I would sleep with her. But why should you be offended by that?
I must admit that things took a bit of a downturn when you throw that pepper shaker at me. I guess it's true that latinas are loose cannons. I was still shocked from seeing the pepper shaker go wizzing by my head when my gin and sprite flew into my face.
That was quite an experience.
I know you stood up and left, and I know it's going to be pretty hard coming to work and seeing you tomorrow. But that was a pretty good time, and I'd love to do it again anytime you want. Hopefully we can have a bit more fun and a bit less drama next time.
I still think you're smoking hot.
Me.
-------------------- After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action. If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it. - Ernest Hemingway If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it. In the law courts, in business, in government. There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent. -Cormac MacCarthy He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God. - Aeschylus
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PinballWizard
Naive and Gullible as usual

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Re: Well, I haven't had a drink thrown on me in awhile... [Re: Madtowntripper]
#8050128 - 02/20/08 11:57 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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You're sending this to her, right?
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MistaUNGA
green crack GREEN CRACK!!



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Re: Well, I haven't had a drink thrown on me in awhile... [Re: Madtowntripper]
#8050132 - 02/20/08 11:57 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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nice.
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whattheheck
Chief Love Lover



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Re: Well, I haven't had a drink thrown on me in awhile... [Re: PinballWizard]
#8050224 - 02/21/08 12:18 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Yeah, gotta do it
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Psy Baba
That was zen, This is Tao



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Re: Well, I haven't had a drink thrown on me in awhile... [Re: PinballWizard]
#8050330 - 02/21/08 01:21 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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PinballWizard said:
You're sending this to her, right?
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demiu5
humans, lol


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Re: Well, I haven't had a drink thrown on me in awhile... [Re: Madtowntripper]
#8050343 - 02/21/08 01:30 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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dude, in all seriousness, that's guaranteed to crack a smile
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sui
I love you.



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Re: Well, I haven't had a drink thrown on me in awhile... [Re: demiu5]
#8050401 - 02/21/08 02:17 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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is that from craigslist? gotta be.
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Madtowntripper
Sun-Beams out of Cucumbers



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Re: Well, I haven't had a drink thrown on me in awhile... [Re: sui]
#8050405 - 02/21/08 02:21 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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No, that is my write-up of this evenings event.
We went out to The Terminal after work.
Olivia is the girl. Smoking hot, like...4'10" and probably 95 lbs. But a big rack for a girl her size. Just the perfect little size to
We were talking about another girl at work who I mentioned was pretty. She I guess thought I said I meant prettier than HER. And then she asked me if I would sleep with said other girl, Abby. I said I would, and why shouldn't I!? Its not like me and this girl (Olivia) are an item. I was hoping we could be more, but it was a first date!
We were eating pizza, and she just picked up the shaker full of red pepper and WHIPPED it at my head. I barely dodged it and was stunned. She took advantage of my weakness and picked up my Bombay Sapphire and threw it all over me, said "Fuck you if you don't like me!", stood up, and left.
I am still confused.
Latin girls are craaaazy.
-------------------- After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action. If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it. - Ernest Hemingway If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it. In the law courts, in business, in government. There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent. -Cormac MacCarthy He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God. - Aeschylus
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Dobie
Dopeless Hopefiend


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Re: Well, I haven't had a drink thrown on me in awhile... [Re: Madtowntripper]
#8050411 - 02/21/08 02:27 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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LOL That is good shit right there
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JPMorgan

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Re: Well, I haven't had a drink thrown on me in awhile... [Re: Dobie]
#8050616 - 02/21/08 06:40 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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4'10"?
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bradmassive
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Re: Well, I haven't had a drink thrown on me in awhile... [Re: Madtowntripper]
#8050624 - 02/21/08 06:46 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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You gotta send that letter to her dude.
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circularvortex
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Re: Well, I haven't had a drink thrown on me in awhile... [Re: bradmassive]
#8050666 - 02/21/08 07:10 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Dear Super-Fine Mexican Girl @ Work,
I knew there was gonna be trouble! Latin women are fucking crazy. Can be hot shit, though.
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WhiskeyClone
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Re: Well, I haven't had a drink thrown on me in awhile... [Re: Madtowntripper]
#8050692 - 02/21/08 07:29 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
Madtowntripper said:
We were eating pizza, and she just picked up the shaker full of red pepper and WHIPPED it at my head.

Great story.
What a basket case... you've lost nothing.
-------------------- Welcome evermore to gods and men is the self-helping man. For him all doors are flung wide: him all tongues greet, all honors crown, all eyes follow with desire. Our love goes out to him and embraces him, because he did not need it. ~ R.W. Emerson, "Self-Reliance"
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OneMoreRobot3021



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Re: Well, I haven't had a drink thrown on me in awhile... [Re: Madtowntripper]
#8050720 - 02/21/08 07:43 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Funny.
-------------------- Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake. -Erik Davis
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mushbaby
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Re: Well, I haven't had a drink thrown on me in awhile... [Re: Madtowntripper]
#8050747 - 02/21/08 07:54 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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You really know squat about women.
Entertaining for us though. Keep us posted and good luck 'cuz you are gonna need it.
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memes
Blessed



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Re: Well, I haven't had a drink thrown on me in awhile... [Re: mushbaby]
#8050819 - 02/21/08 08:24 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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hell yeah, i'd never cross a latin woman. if they don't kick my ass their relatives definitely will
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BrAiN
Art Fag


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Re: Well, I haven't had a drink thrown on me in awhile... [Re: Madtowntripper]
#8050895 - 02/21/08 08:46 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Madtowntripper said: I guess it's true that latinas are loose cannons.
I'm engaged to one. You speak the truth. I used to think Korean chicks were drama queens. They're nothing compared to Latinas.
My vote for the craziest checkss of all ethnicities/nationalities goes specifically to BRAZILIANS.
I dare for someone to find me a more hardcore set of dramna queens.
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Madtowntripper
Sun-Beams out of Cucumbers



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Re: Well, I haven't had a drink thrown on me in awhile... [Re: BrAiN]
#8051169 - 02/21/08 09:52 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Smoking Hot Mexican Girl @ Work says in a text message: So whats up? Do you still love me or what?
I don't know whether to write back of course, because I still do. Or tell her that I'm deathly afraid of her now.
-------------------- After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action. If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it. - Ernest Hemingway If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it. In the law courts, in business, in government. There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent. -Cormac MacCarthy He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God. - Aeschylus
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Dobie
Dopeless Hopefiend


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Re: Well, I haven't had a drink thrown on me in awhile... [Re: Madtowntripper]
#8051179 - 02/21/08 09:57 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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I would tell her I am to scared not to be LOL
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OneMoreRobot3021



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Re: Well, I haven't had a drink thrown on me in awhile... [Re: Madtowntripper]
#8051185 - 02/21/08 09:58 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
Madtowntripper said:
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Smoking Hot Mexican Girl @ Work says in a text message: So whats up? Do you still love me or what?
I don't know whether to write back of course, because I still do. Or tell her that I'm deathly afraid of her now.
Well I'd like you better if you bought me a drink and poured it down my throat instead of all over my face...think we can arrange that?
-------------------- Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake. -Erik Davis
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