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circularvortex
Bass Head




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Gub'ment took my baby!
#8050074 - 02/20/08 11:45 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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OH LAWDY!
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Sell Your Soul
Nutmeg shaman



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No amount of makeover treatment could improve her appearance. Close the books on this one, already.
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CaptainH13
Scum


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There's one makeover treatment that would work:
The shotgun face lift...
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MistaUNGA
green crack GREEN CRACK!!



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and people wonder why crack is illegal... 
(i got no problem, just sayin, is all)
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Madtowntripper said:Or just give her a cloroform soaked rag and tell her it's ether!
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Nutmeg shaman



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Re: Gub'ment took my baby! [Re: MistaUNGA]
#8050099 - 02/20/08 11:50 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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I see your point. Maybe a meth habit would help her out.
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MistaUNGA
green crack GREEN CRACK!!



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i mean come on, honestly. how do you let yourself come to that?
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Madtowntripper said:Or just give her a cloroform soaked rag and tell her it's ether!
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Tangerines




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Re: Gub'ment took my baby! [Re: MistaUNGA]
#8050177 - 02/21/08 12:08 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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How can you not? I strive for that.
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PinballWizard
Naive and Gullible as usual

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That's a guy, right?
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Le_Canard
The Duk Abides


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God, I hope it is.
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circularvortex
Bass Head




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I think so.
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JPMorgan

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Cute.
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mushbaby
woodswalker




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Re: Gub'ment took my baby! [Re: JPMorgan]
#8050764 - 02/21/08 07:59 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Scary to think someone has hit that.
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StonedShroom
OG shroomerite



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hahahahaha
that kinda reminds me of that one guy's blog about the two crackheads having gay sex in his alley... and one of them is wearing a diaper...
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OneMoreRobot3021



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Re: Gub'ment took my baby! [Re: StonedShroom]
#8051152 - 02/21/08 09:45 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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That was hilarious.
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WhiskeyClone
Not here


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Wrong forum
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StonedShroom
OG shroomerite



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do you have the url for that blog?
PS- don't ever search "crackheads having sex in alley" LOL
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blissedout


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Re: Gub'ment took my baby! [Re: StonedShroom]
#8051257 - 02/21/08 10:11 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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You learned the hard way, huh? Regardless, good looking out!
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circularvortex
Bass Head




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Re: Gub'ment took my baby! [Re: blissedout]
#8832269 - 08/26/08 07:25 PM (15 years, 5 months ago) |
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*BUMP*
I was bored. Sue me.
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Madtowntripper
Sun-Beams out of Cucumbers



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I know this is old, but strangely enough I have the "Crackhead/Diaper/Alley" story bookmarked.
I have had many lulz from this.
http://keithiskneedeepinmud.blogspot.com/2007/10/crack-is-whack.html?depends
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