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Offlinecircularvortex
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Gub'ment took my baby!
    #8050074 - 02/20/08 11:45 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

OH LAWDY!



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By making his world a little colder.

Under closer inspection I realised it was a funky ball of tits from outer space.



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Re: Gub'ment took my baby! [Re: circularvortex]
    #8050078 - 02/20/08 11:46 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

No amount of makeover treatment could improve her appearance.
Close the books on this one, already. :lol:


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Re: Gub'ment took my baby! [Re: Sell Your Soul]
    #8050085 - 02/20/08 11:47 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

There's one makeover treatment that would work:

The shotgun face lift...


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Re: Gub'ment took my baby! [Re: circularvortex]
    #8050088 - 02/20/08 11:47 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

and people wonder why crack is illegal... :rofl:

(i got no problem, just sayin, is all)


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Re: Gub'ment took my baby! [Re: MistaUNGA]
    #8050099 - 02/20/08 11:50 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

I see your point.
Maybe a meth habit would help her out. :lol:


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Re: Gub'ment took my baby! [Re: Sell Your Soul]
    #8050156 - 02/21/08 12:02 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

i mean come on, honestly. how do you let yourself come to that?


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Madtowntripper said:Or just give her a cloroform soaked rag and tell her it's ether!


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Re: Gub'ment took my baby! [Re: MistaUNGA]
    #8050177 - 02/21/08 12:08 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

How can you not? I strive for that.


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Re: Gub'ment took my baby! [Re: circularvortex]
    #8050229 - 02/21/08 12:19 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

That's a guy, right?


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Re: Gub'ment took my baby! [Re: PinballWizard]
    #8050321 - 02/21/08 01:11 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

God, I hope it is. :argh:


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Re: Gub'ment took my baby! [Re: PinballWizard]
    #8050619 - 02/21/08 06:42 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

I think so.


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Re: Gub'ment took my baby! [Re: circularvortex]
    #8050632 - 02/21/08 06:50 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Cute.


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Re: Gub'ment took my baby! [Re: JPMorgan]
    #8050764 - 02/21/08 07:59 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Scary to think someone has hit that.


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Re: Gub'ment took my baby! [Re: circularvortex]
    #8051127 - 02/21/08 09:37 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

hahahahaha

that kinda reminds me of that one guy's blog about the two crackheads having gay sex in his alley... and one of them is wearing a diaper...


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Re: Gub'ment took my baby! [Re: StonedShroom]
    #8051152 - 02/21/08 09:45 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

That was hilarious.


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Re: Gub'ment took my baby! [Re: circularvortex]
    #8051155 - 02/21/08 09:46 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Wrong forum


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:heartpump:


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Re: Gub'ment took my baby! [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #8051157 - 02/21/08 09:48 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

do you have the url for that blog?

PS- don't ever search "crackheads having sex in alley" LOL


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Re: Gub'ment took my baby! [Re: StonedShroom]
    #8051257 - 02/21/08 10:11 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

:lol: You learned the hard way, huh? Regardless, good looking out!:grin:


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Re: Gub'ment took my baby! [Re: blissedout]
    #8832269 - 08/26/08 07:25 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

*BUMP*

I was bored.  Sue me.


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Under closer inspection I realised it was a funky ball of tits from outer space.



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Re: Gub'ment took my baby! [Re: circularvortex]
    #8832474 - 08/26/08 08:08 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

I know this is old, but strangely enough I have the "Crackhead/Diaper/Alley" story bookmarked.

I have had many lulz from this.

http://keithiskneedeepinmud.blogspot.com/2007/10/crack-is-whack.html?depends


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