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tiny_rabid_birds
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i was so about to be all super suave..
#8050043 - 02/20/08 11:38 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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but then the girl i planned to hit on packed her shit up and left .
i had what i thought was a pretty good plan too. you see, we were the only two people in this little area of a 24 hr study building. i recently learned how to make a "bar-rose" out of cocktail napkins, and the technique can be applied to pretty much any piece of paper.
so i was going to write "coffee? 555-4398, t_r_b" on a strategic section of a piece of paper, fold it into a bar rose, and set it on the corner of the empty table here nearby as i left. i figured she'd naturally pick the flower up to look at it as she left (because everyone loves pretty little flowers), only to discover that little note.
if she didn't pick it up, or if she wasn't interested, oh well. no skin off my back. if she did, then hey, points for me.
alas, alack. missed opportunity. i was rather fond of the plan though. what d'you cats think?
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Re: i was so about to be all super suave.. [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
#8050054 - 02/20/08 11:40 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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That sounds like a sweet plan!
It would take balls though.
Edited by Tangerines (02/20/08 11:40 PM)
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Re: i was so about to be all super suave.. [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
#8050062 - 02/20/08 11:41 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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pretty slick daddy-o.
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Re: i was so about to be all super suave.. [Re: Tangerines]
#8050063 - 02/20/08 11:42 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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I'd say a direct approach would probably be more effective....
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Re: i was so about to be all super suave.. [Re: Tangerines]
#8050065 - 02/20/08 11:42 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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i was literally opening my bag to find a piece of paper when she started to pack her shit up. man. i wish i had thought of that like 5 minutes prior.
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Re: i was so about to be all super suave.. [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
#8050066 - 02/20/08 11:42 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Aww, cute idea.
You could also try talking to her and asking her out. Although I know that can be tough.
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Re: i was so about to be all super suave.. [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
#8050068 - 02/20/08 11:43 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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I may have to steal this idea, once i learn how to make a origami penis.
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tiny_rabid_birds
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Re: i was so about to be all super suave.. [Re: circularvortex]
#8050070 - 02/20/08 11:44 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
circularvortex said: I'd say a direct approach would probably be more effective....
i wasn't going for effectiveness though. i was going for style and indirectness.
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Re: i was so about to be all super suave.. [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
#8050098 - 02/20/08 11:49 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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That is style for sure. Smooooooooooooooooooooth like butter.
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Re: i was so about to be all super suave.. [Re: Tangerines]
#8050117 - 02/20/08 11:53 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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i'll have to give it a go sometime now.
fuck man.. you know that even if she wasn't into me at first, a move like that would cause her to think twice. women love cute little gifts. and being indirectly and unobtrusively hit on while receiving a cute little gift? that's gotta be gold.
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Re: i was so about to be all super suave.. [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
#8050120 - 02/20/08 11:55 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Let a nigga know how it works out next time you pull a move like that. I need all the pointers and probably more.
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Re: i was so about to be all super suave.. [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
#8050142 - 02/20/08 11:59 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Intricate.
I would've just went up to her and asked her if she wanted to study...
my penis.
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Re: i was so about to be all super suave.. [Re: meatcakeman]
#8050341 - 02/21/08 01:30 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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OH smooth one. I don't think any girl could resist that line. My panties sure are moist.
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Re: i was so about to be all super suave.. [Re: meatcakeman]
#8050672 - 02/21/08 07:13 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
meatcakeman said: Intricate.
I would've just went up to her and asked her if she wanted to study... my penis.
That cracked me up, as immature as it was.
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Re: i was so about to be all super suave.. [Re: JPMorgan]
#8050677 - 02/21/08 07:15 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Ya. I totally knew it was coming, but I still 'd
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Re: i was so about to be all super suave.. [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
#8050759 - 02/21/08 07:57 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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TRB sounds like you are finally getting some game!
It's a good idea. Just gonna have to get faster.
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Re: i was so about to be all super suave.. [Re: mushbaby]
#8050774 - 02/21/08 08:04 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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if you had subsequently thought of it 5 minutes before it woulda been great... personally i think awkward ass situations are what i live 4 so i woulda just made it then as i walked out to leave just smiled at her and set it right on her table/desk.
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Re: i was so about to be all super suave.. [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
#8051154 - 02/21/08 09:45 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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you should have premade roses with your number on them for such occasions.
however, most girls would feel kinda awkward if you did that.
the best approach is still just talking to her.
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Re: i was so about to be all super suave.. [Re: StonedShroom]
#8051208 - 02/21/08 10:02 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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well another reason why i didn't want to just talk to her is because we were in an area designated for quiet study and she was obviously doing work, so it would have been rude to just walk up to her and hit on her.
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Re: i was so about to be all super suave.. [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
#8051232 - 02/21/08 10:06 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Try it again later
Just be careful that someone else doesn't pick it up
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Re: i was so about to be all super suave.. [Re: WhiskeyClone]
#8051254 - 02/21/08 10:10 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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yeah, i considered that. i figured that point in time would have been ideal for doing it, since she was the only other person in that area and she'd clearly see me placing it on the table as i left.
but it didn't happen. oh well. i'm in no rush. and i still think it's a good idea.
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Re: i was so about to be all super suave.. [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
#8051255 - 02/21/08 10:11 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Smooooth.
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