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Ferris
PsychedelicJourneyman



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tiny_rabid_birds said: i've heard time and again that you're most likely to find a relationship when you stop looking. so there you go. maybe it'll work for you.
I've tried that, it didn't work. What you need is me as a wingman, I never fail.
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tiny_rabid_birds
Nocturnal


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Re: February sucks [Re: Ferris]
#8049564 - 02/20/08 09:51 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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i almost never pick up girls at the bar. and by almost never, i mean i've done it once, and it was the bar that i work at, and the girl i picked up was a girl i worked with. so i don't really understand the whole stratagem of the wingman.
you should elaborate on what makes you a better wingman than most.
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Tangerines




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I have not been to a bar since last year. It is just not worth it when you are not 21.
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Ferris
PsychedelicJourneyman



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I'm good because I don't try. Women just find me attractive in dark atmospheres and I'm good at deflecting that attraction onto others around me.
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Tangerines




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Re: February sucks [Re: Ferris]
#8049590 - 02/20/08 09:56 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Come to Columbus Ferris. I probably need more help than anyone you have met.
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tiny_rabid_birds
Nocturnal


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Re: February sucks [Re: Tangerines]
#8049592 - 02/20/08 09:57 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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uh oh. sounds like a challenge.
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Tangerines




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i wish I had jedi powers. They must get laid mad easily.
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circularvortex
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Contests to get friends laid are always fun.
-------------------- No statements made in any post or message by myself should be construed to mean that I am now, or have ever been, participating in or considering participation in any activities in violation of any local, state, federal, or fashion police laws. All posts are works of fiction. For well you know that its a fool who plays it cool By making his world a little colder. Under closer inspection I realised it was a funky ball of tits from outer space.
 
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Ferris
PsychedelicJourneyman



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Re: February sucks [Re: Tangerines]
#8049607 - 02/20/08 09:59 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Tangerines said:

i wish I had jedi powers. They must get laid mad easily.
You might be a harder case than I thought
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Tangerines




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Re: February sucks [Re: Ferris]
#8049622 - 02/20/08 10:02 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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I'm not nerdy really, just am a social retard.
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Ferris
PsychedelicJourneyman



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Re: February sucks [Re: Tangerines]
#8049642 - 02/20/08 10:06 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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That's nothing liberal amounts of beer won't fix.
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aDoS
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Re: February sucks [Re: Ferris]
#8049646 - 02/20/08 10:07 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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or opiates
-------------------- "If we could sniff or swallow something that would, for five or six hours each day, abolish our solitude as individuals, atone us with our fellows in a glowing exaltation of affection and make life in all its aspects seem not only worth living, but divinely beautiful and significant, and if this heavenly, world-transfiguring drug were of such a kind that we could wake up next morning with a clear head and an undamaged constitution - then, it seems to me, all our problems (and not merely the one small problem of discovering a novel pleasure) would be wholly solved and earth would become paradise." - Aldous Huxley GIVE ME OPIATES OR GIVE ME DEATH
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Tangerines




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Re: February sucks [Re: Ferris]
#8049649 - 02/20/08 10:08 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Troo...that makes me belligerent as a mofo.
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Tangerines




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Re: February sucks [Re: Tangerines]
#8049650 - 02/20/08 10:09 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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I heard GHB works well.
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Ferris
PsychedelicJourneyman



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Re: February sucks [Re: Tangerines]
#8049655 - 02/20/08 10:09 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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It's the one place where you're not only allowed to be so, but it's looked up upon.
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herelittlepiggy
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Re: February sucks [Re: Tangerines]
#8049672 - 02/20/08 10:14 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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a former girl/dude works. at least thats what i've found to be true.
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PinballWizard
Naive and Gullible as usual

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Re: February sucks [Re: Tangerines]
#8049679 - 02/20/08 10:16 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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We should play the game, "Hi, have you met Tangerines*?"
*Tangerines, of course, replaced by your real name.
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Tangerines




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Hi have you met Tangerines?
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deranger


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Re: February sucks [Re: Tangerines]
#8049692 - 02/20/08 10:18 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Tangerines said: I heard GHB works well.
Phenibut works well, and it works well. Plus it works well.
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PinballWizard
Naive and Gullible as usual

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Re: February sucks [Re: Tangerines]
#8049695 - 02/20/08 10:20 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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