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Re: February sucks [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #8049546 - 02/20/08 09:47 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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i've heard time and again that you're most likely to find a relationship when you stop looking. so there you go. maybe it'll work for you.




I've tried that, it didn't work. What you need is me as a wingman, I never fail.


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Invisibletiny_rabid_birds
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Re: February sucks [Re: Ferris]
    #8049564 - 02/20/08 09:51 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

i almost never pick up girls at the bar. and by almost never, i mean i've done it once, and it was the bar that i work at, and the girl i picked up was a girl i worked with. so i don't really understand the whole stratagem of the wingman.

you should elaborate on what makes you a better wingman than most.


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Re: February sucks [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #8049575 - 02/20/08 09:53 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

I have not been to a bar since last year. It is just not worth it when you are not 21.


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Re: February sucks [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #8049582 - 02/20/08 09:55 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

I'm good because I don't try. Women just find me attractive in dark atmospheres and I'm good at deflecting that attraction onto others around me.


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Re: February sucks [Re: Ferris]
    #8049590 - 02/20/08 09:56 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Come to Columbus Ferris. I probably need more help than anyone you have met. :lol:


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Re: February sucks [Re: Tangerines]
    #8049592 - 02/20/08 09:57 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

uh oh. sounds like a challenge.


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Re: February sucks [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #8049599 - 02/20/08 09:57 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

:jedi:

i wish I had jedi powers. They must get laid mad easily.


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Re: February sucks [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #8049603 - 02/20/08 09:58 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Contests to get friends laid are always fun.


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Re: February sucks [Re: Tangerines]
    #8049607 - 02/20/08 09:59 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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i wish I had jedi powers. They must get laid mad easily.




You might be a harder case than I thought :grin:


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Re: February sucks [Re: Ferris]
    #8049622 - 02/20/08 10:02 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

:lol: I'm not nerdy really, just am a social retard. :crazy:


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Re: February sucks [Re: Tangerines]
    #8049642 - 02/20/08 10:06 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

That's nothing liberal amounts of beer won't fix.


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Re: February sucks [Re: Ferris]
    #8049646 - 02/20/08 10:07 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

or opiates :syringe:


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:drooling:GIVE ME OPIATES OR GIVE ME DEATH:drooling:


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Re: February sucks [Re: Ferris]
    #8049649 - 02/20/08 10:08 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Troo...that makes me belligerent as a mofo.


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Re: February sucks [Re: Tangerines]
    #8049650 - 02/20/08 10:09 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

I heard GHB works well.


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Re: February sucks [Re: Tangerines]
    #8049655 - 02/20/08 10:09 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

It's the one place where you're not only allowed to be so, but it's looked up upon.


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Re: February sucks [Re: Tangerines]
    #8049672 - 02/20/08 10:14 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

a former girl/dude works. at least thats what i've found to be true.


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Re: February sucks [Re: Tangerines]
    #8049679 - 02/20/08 10:16 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

We should play the game, "Hi, have you met Tangerines*?"

*Tangerines, of course, replaced by your real name.


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Re: February sucks [Re: PinballWizard]
    #8049691 - 02/20/08 10:18 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Hi have you met Tangerines?


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Re: February sucks [Re: Tangerines]
    #8049692 - 02/20/08 10:18 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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I heard GHB works well.




Phenibut works well, and it works well. Plus it works well.

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Re: February sucks [Re: Tangerines]
    #8049695 - 02/20/08 10:20 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)



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