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Zefiron
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Probation starts tomorrow, yaaaaaaay!
#8048505 - 02/20/08 06:22 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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I posted a while back in november about getting arrested with my four friends. Went to court and the officers didnt show up the first time so they gave the cops a second chance or hte case gets dismissed, My friend drove my car, and bought the weed with his 20 bucks, i went and got it for him so my lawyer said i can get posession charges that way. I agreed to take the fall for my frind since he is already on probation from an incident that happened a year and a half ago (he just went to corut for it a month ago) BUT I have to quit smoking for a year now, and that really upsets me a lot because it is such a lovely friend of mine. Some people say they never get tested, some people say they do. I'm wondering if I could keep smoking with some tricks up my sleevse, such as cleansers, or fake pee or anything. Any suggestions would truely be appreciated. Thank you!
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Re: Probation starts tomorrow, yaaaaaaay! [Re: Zefiron]
#8048528 - 02/20/08 06:27 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Well you don't have to quit right away cuz if they test you tomorrow you'll test positive anyway. So you can stretch that out a few weeks.
cleansers work but if your on probation for drug possession they probably will test you so know your playing with fire.
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Re: Probation starts tomorrow, yaaaaaaay! [Re: Zefiron]
#8048538 - 02/20/08 06:30 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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I have gone through a diversion program in 2 different states for poss of MJ. In the first it was a misdemeanor so they threatened me with random piss tests and i signed something saying i would submit to a random piss test during my probation period but they never tested me. I went a month without smoking - it sucked. The second time it was a felony. had a public defender and i was able to manage another diversion program out of that. with this one i was tested randomly. i had a color and had to call a number on mondays - if they called my color i had to give a sample the next day. i ended up giving a urine sample about a 7 times over the summer. I failed one test but still passed the program. During this second one i was still smoking a lot. I have learned my body pretty well and was drinking tons of water to dilute my urnie as much as i could. I also ate these giant "VitaMAN" pills 3 a day the day prior and 2 on hte day of the test. Couple that regimen with a lot of running and other cardio activities and you should pass the stuff out of your system faster. Hopefully you have a fast metabolism. Had to take another drug test for my current job and i bought a home test kit from walgreens and i pissed clean on that AND on my UA for work. Hope these experiences help you make a better informed decision.
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Re: Probation starts tomorrow, yaaaaaaay! [Re: FurrowedBrow]
#8048602 - 02/20/08 06:45 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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If they end up testing you, they may or mnay not go into the bathroom with you and watch you pee. If this is the case I would suggest the WHIZZINATOR available here http://www.whizzinator.com/whiz2.htm and get the synthetic piss. Makes everyone happy, you get to smoke still and probation gets a clean urine sample to play with. Its a win win.
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Re: Probation starts tomorrow, yaaaaaaay! [Re: creekfreek]
#8048624 - 02/20/08 06:51 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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probation sucks, big tatted up guy watches us piss.
i havent been piss tested for about 6 months though and i am gettin off beginning of april.
Edited by Leanin (02/20/08 07:05 PM)
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Re: Probation starts tomorrow, yaaaaaaay! [Re: Leanin]
#8048723 - 02/20/08 07:14 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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my friend got probation and then he went to go get a medical card for weed and right when he did they passed new legislation saying that a medical card doesnt exempt u from being able to fail a weed test lame huh
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Re: Probation starts tomorrow, yaaaaaaay! [Re: Leanin]
#8048756 - 02/20/08 07:21 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Leanin said: big tatted up guy watches us piss.
short black lady watched me piss, she was such a sweetie, said she didnt need to hold it to make sure it was real.
"looks like you're gonna piss dirty" really "yeah, it's starting to turn blue" that's fucked 'cuz I only smoked 2 joints before I got here "really now?" that and a few bumps of cocaine "funny, it's not indicating all that" maybe it's just the advil "probably, it's not even dark enough to consider dirty"
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Zefiron said: I agreed to take the fall
mad props to you... decency and loyalty are rare traits now
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Zefiron
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Re: Probation starts tomorrow, yaaaaaaay! [Re: Prisoner#1]
#8052383 - 02/21/08 03:35 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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many thanks for the suggestions, the whizzinator is a great idea but it's not worth 150 dollars, me and my friend were tlakign about it last night, if uve ever seen detroit rock city, u can remember the scene where he pretends to pee his pants infront of his teacher, well take the concept of the plastic straw, buy a dildo in new york (yeah, i said it, dildo) drill a hole, and flow the plastic straw to the tip and sculpt it so it looks and pees like a real penis! and just find someone who doesnt smoke! and thank you for the props, court is finally over of today and it just started, i'm really regretting it though, but maybe something good will come out of this. think i might just not smoke for a year, we'll see what happens. Thank you all!
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Re: Probation starts tomorrow, yaaaaaaay! [Re: Zefiron]
#8052448 - 02/21/08 03:53 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Zefiron said: many thanks for the suggestions, the whizzinator is a great idea but it's not worth 150 dollars, me and my friend were tlakign about it last night, if uve ever seen detroit rock city, u can remember the scene where he pretends to pee his pants infront of his teacher, well take the concept of the plastic straw, buy a dildo in new york (yeah, i said it, dildo) drill a hole, and flow the plastic straw to the tip and sculpt it so it looks and pees like a real penis! and just find someone who doesnt smoke! and thank you for the props, court is finally over of today and it just started, i'm really regretting it though, but maybe something good will come out of this. think i might just not smoke for a year, we'll see what happens. Thank you all!
be sure to warm it up with some of those handwarmer things. Make sure its the right temp or your screwed.
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I was on probation for a year for the same thing. I told the cops it was mine, but it wasn't. I wont get into the whole story, but i will tell you what i did.
I was put in jail for about 20 minutes. They just booked me and had me sit in a cell until they processed me. I had a court date i had to go to a month later. I ended up getting a year probation, 24 hours of community service, 72 hours of group drug rehab, 8 hours of AA, and finally, 180 days licence suspention. After the first dirty piss, i stayed clean for the whole time i was taking classes, i passed rehab with flying colors. I never got drug tested once after i went through classes. I smoked a couple of times, but each time i ate healthy, drank alot of water, then ran alot. It sucked, but it was kind of refreshing to be sober all the time. I reflected alot, ate healthy, and worked out. After probation was over, i realized i was more fit than i have ever been before. It wasn't that bad. Anyways, PROPS to you for takin the hit man. Take this time on probation and try to make it a positive thing or it will drive you insaine. If you don't read, take the time to. Start with Robert Jordan's, The Wheel of Time.
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Re: Probation starts tomorrow, yaaaaaaay! [Re: Kada]
#8052849 - 02/21/08 05:26 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Well, missing out on pot sucks.
But, you should really take this time out to read shit and take a lot of mushrooms. Consider it as time to get to know yourself. Thats what i did. It worked out well.
And if you really want to try to thwart the piss test, you should watch their methods over the first couple of tests.
Also, watch how their 'random' system works. Or if they test you everytime you show up. Also get to know your parole officer, sometimes they are easy going. Sometimes they are dicks.
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