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Swami, take a look at this...
    #8047783 - 02/20/08 03:20 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

John Chang, a master of the ancient Chinese art of Qigong



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Re: Swami, take a look at this... [Re: chodamunky]
    #8047863 - 02/20/08 03:35 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

It is real. One time I was vibrating intensely on a high dose of acid and holding onto my self-healed quartz, I would touch my cat and it would pick up my vibrations. It is as though it was being electricuted, I would hold on to it and its whole body would jolt and lock up as if it had been shocked by lightening. And this wasn't just a hallucination, there were outside observers who weren't drug induced. It was a baby kitten, and obviously very sensitive and receptive to the human electromagnetic field.


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Re: Swami, take a look at this... [Re: deranger]
    #8047913 - 02/20/08 03:47 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

what bugs me is that the guy was guilt tripped by his dead teacher for showing off his skills... this is something the whole world should see and experience, there are more people like him around for sure.


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Re: Swami, take a look at this... [Re: chodamunky]
    #8048263 - 02/20/08 05:09 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

so yea... bump. I thought more people on this forum would jump all over this. Swami, where you at?


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Re: Swami, take a look at this... [Re: chodamunky]
    #8048306 - 02/20/08 05:22 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

This is interesting, but without source references it is just entertainment. However, I did enjoy it.


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Re: Swami, take a look at this... [Re: chodamunky]
    #8048398 - 02/20/08 05:45 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

I was under the impression he doesn't answer to swami anymore


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Re: Swami, take a look at this... [Re: TheCow]
    #8049264 - 02/20/08 09:05 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

One who has merged with the ALL answers to many names.


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Re: Swami, take a look at this... [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #8049393 - 02/20/08 09:26 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Unfortunately it's not real. This man manages to discredit qigong, martial arts, and traditional Chinese medicine with these parlor tricks. What he represents is not what these arts are about.

In my experience with high-level practitioners of these arts, though they have skills honed to levels unimaginable by "reasonable" people, no magic is involved. No lightning bolts, no flying, never even a no-touch throw.

My advice is to get over all this hocus pocus, find a method, something real, and practice. You can't take other people's credentials as your own.


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Re: Swami, take a look at this... [Re: deranger]
    #8049428 - 02/20/08 09:31 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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One time I was vibrating intensely on a high dose of acid and holding onto my self-healed quartz, I would touch my cat and it would pick up my vibrations. It is as though it was being electricuted, I would hold on to it and its whole body would jolt and lock up as if it had been shocked by lightening. And this wasn't just a hallucination, there were outside observers who weren't drug induced.




Do it for Randi and win a million dollars. But will you? No. It will always remain a story.


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Re: Swami, take a look at this... [Re: chodamunky]
    #8049450 - 02/20/08 09:33 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

One famous chi master knocked over people from all over the world without a touch. Then a skeptic showed up and... nothing.

What did the Master say? "The skeptic must have crossed his toes and blocked the chi."

S-Rays win again. :yesnod:


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Re: Swami, take a look at this... [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #8049525 - 02/20/08 09:43 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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OrgoneConclusion said:Do it for Randi and win a million dollars. But will you? No. It will always remain a story.




Huh, guess it was just a hallucination :smirk:

You proved me wrong dude.


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Re: Swami, take a look at this... [Re: deranger]
    #8049570 - 02/20/08 09:52 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

So are you saying that you have no use for a million dollars?


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Re: Swami, take a look at this... [Re: deranger]
    #8049581 - 02/20/08 09:54 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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SyntheticMInd said:
I would touch my cat and it would pick up my vibrations.  It is as though it was being electricuted, I would hold on to it and its whole body would jolt and lock up as if it had been shocked by lightening.






The cat overlords are now watching you closely for your confession here on mishandling one of our beloved children.... 
Consider yourself warned....    :nono:


>^;;^<


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Re: Swami, take a look at this... [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #8049633 - 02/20/08 10:04 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Of course not, but I know for a fact it's not going to happen in that kind of setting. Trying such a thing would likely result in a bad trip and lack of connection (being a key word). And that was a one time thing, which happened when I was doing major binging on psychedelics and deeply into the zone.

I thought it was just a hallucination at first, but my sober brothers confirmed it wasn't.


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Re: Swami, take a look at this... [Re: PhanTomCat]
    #8049645 - 02/20/08 10:07 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

The only creature fearsome enough to be able to go mano a mano with the cat overlord is the giant devil toad.



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Re: Swami, take a look at this... [Re: deranger]
    #8049651 - 02/20/08 10:09 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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I know for a fact it's not going to happen in that kind of setting




Me too.


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Re: Swami, take a look at this... [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #8049669 - 02/20/08 10:13 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Isn't that obvious  :rofl:


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Re: Swami, take a look at this... [Re: PhanTomCat]
    #8049674 - 02/20/08 10:14 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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SyntheticMInd said:
I would touch my cat and it would pick up my vibrations.  It is as though it was being electricuted, I would hold on to it and its whole body would jolt and lock up as if it had been shocked by lightening.






The cat overlords are now watching you closely for your confession here on mishandling one of our beloved children.... 
Consider yourself warned....    :nono:


>^;;^<




I apologize my kitty master, I swear it was only to awaken him out of his deep sleep.


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Re: Swami, take a look at this... [Re: deranger]
    #8049693 - 02/20/08 10:19 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Not sure what "that kind of setting is", but for every paranormal claim there is a matching excuse as to why it can only be performed in front of a small group of friends.

Any amazing thing that I can do, I can do in front of skeptical strangers.


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Re: Swami, take a look at this... [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #8049728 - 02/20/08 10:26 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

With friends I feel more connected to myself than with strangers. When I'm on acid around strangers there is a definite lack of connection, which is needed to enter a state of such buzzing vibration.


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