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Re: Schwag VS Dank [Re: Brain Fart]
#8049520 - 02/20/08 09:42 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Okay I will clear this up...
SCHWAG = Can be used as a term for nast brown weed.
Midgrade = Still "Schwag" in a sense, but it is grown a little better and has better potency/smoke.
Nugget = Highest qaulity weed, no seeds.
NOW when you grow weed, no certain seed will give you nug and no certain seeds give you schwag. ALL seeds grow into marijuana. It becomes nugget,midgrade,or schwag the way it's grown.
Schwag = Stick the seed in the ground outside, walk away and come back in 2 months hoping it grew, then chopping it.
Midgrade = Better quality then schwag, usually given more care and a watchful eye then the schwag. Still seedy.
Nugget = No seeds, typically grown indoors. Male plants removed fro mgrowing area so there is no pollen to result in seed growth. Highest qaulity smoke/high, highest thc content.
YOU SEE Plants are like humans, females have girl parts, boys have boy parts.
Female marijuana plants are the only ones that produce a smokeable bud. The males develop pollen sacs, which burs open to polliante the female bud. Once this is done, seeds develop within the plant, and the plant stops producing THC, because it is now ready to die and drop it's seed for reproduction.
POLLINATED BUDS turn into schwag/midgrade. Midgrade is taken better care of, while schwag is more or less comaprable to ditch weed.
UNPOLLINATED BUDS result in the buds swelling and fattening, loading themselves with THC because their "feeding" cycle is not halted by the pollination from the male plant. The female plant believes it needs to keep itself alive longer to get some lovin from the male, so it continues to grow/produce food/keep itself alive which results in more THC content.
Thats why nugget has no seeds.
Now sometimes you will find Nugget with a seed or two because Marijuana is a WEED, and does not giveup easily. If it goes unpollinated, and has a more acidic soil Ph, or if the plant is exposed to light during it's 12/12 light cycle (through a light leak usually) these things will trigger the plant to Herm. This means the plant becomes a Hermaphrodite by developing both male and female parts. The plant catches on that it's being tricked or something and forces itself to produce male parts as well to help continue the species. So, then you got a nugget with a pollen pod/sac at the end of the bud generally, or sometimes o nthe side of the bud. Now, you can remove the sac by plucking it off before it opens but it generally grows back so you have to do it continuously. Sometimes however it can release even an eency weency bit of pollen into the air and impregnate the bud with a seed or two. this is generally towards the end of the process however so it does not effect the qaulity of the weed, because it has already matured to it's fullest potential.
Now I used generalized terms in that description so you all can understand what I mean without much knowledge of botany, for a Scientifically specific description, read a grow guide.
So there you have it, that's marijuana plant sex 101 and now you know where babies come from.
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Re: Schwag VS Dank [Re: Brain Fart]
#8049528 - 02/20/08 09:43 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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I've never heard good weed called nugget.
Not dissin your terminology just sayin.
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Re: Schwag VS Dank [Re: g00ru]
#8049538 - 02/20/08 09:46 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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guruu said: I've never heard good weed called nugget.
Not dissin your terminology just sayin.
Nugget = headies = dank.
Comes in the form of a nugget so we's call it nugget.
Wisconsin thing, just like the Floridians call it Krypto, just like Indians call it Hamerka durka mashurka..
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Re: Schwag VS Dank [Re: Brain Fart]
#8049547 - 02/20/08 09:47 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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yeah we call it headies.
actually around where i live dank is mid-grade weed, not bad but it's solid and does the job, substantially above mids. and headies is a definite step up above dank.
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Re: Schwag VS Dank [Re: g00ru]
#8049558 - 02/20/08 09:50 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Yep, like I said, regional thing. Just like accents, the slang is always different.
But nuggets to clear things up, are your headies.
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Re: Schwag VS Dank [Re: Brain Fart]
#8049565 - 02/20/08 09:51 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Seed quality definitely has an effect on the end quality of the bud.
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Re: Schwag VS Dank [Re: Chemy]
#8049631 - 02/20/08 10:03 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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I usually smoke good bud, but I've been strapped for cash lately so I've been smoking "popcorn" lately. Basically mids. Less seeds, more hairs and chrystals and a good green compared to the regular schwag around here. But I've never gotten brown schwag before, it's always been fairly green, and has always gotten me high. At party's alot of people load schwag, and I still smoke it the same. I just enjoy smoking.
But I don't understand people who say schwag tastes like shit, but then they go smoke ciggs. Not saying tobacco is wrong, I love my hookah, but it definitely doesn't taste better than schwag (plain tobacco).
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circularvortex said: Seed quality definitely has an effect on the end quality of the bud.
Didn't say it didnt affect the qaulity, just said it didn't affect whether it would be schwag or nugs/headies/dank/kryp (for you linguistic mutherfucks =p)
genetics plays a large role, so yes seed qaulity matters. I'm just saying you can still grow great weed from bagseed, you just gotta nurture and do it correctly.
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Re: Schwag VS Dank [Re: fapjack]
#8049681 - 02/20/08 10:17 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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I can't say I mind all that much smoking my regs. It feels good sometimes to smoke a joint all to yourself. See I for one like the act of smoking almost as much as the high. That's not to say I don't have some crip on the side with my regs but I would say a majority of my stash is regs, though I know some who would call it mids. Not too many seeds and overall decent bud. Also regs is for when I smoke with buds. Only on special occasions to I smoke my boys out with the good stuff. 
However sticking to the boundaries of the question: schwag vs dank I would say dank. I have only seen schwag. Never smoked it nor paid for it. Luckily in Florida even the "shit" weed is kinda smokable.
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Re: Schwag VS Dank [Re: THEBats]
#8049726 - 02/20/08 10:26 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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dank for smoking, shwag for selling, catnip for shits and giggles.
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Re: Schwag VS Dank [Re: THEBats]
#8049735 - 02/20/08 10:27 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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You havent even seen Schwag if you live in Florida.
Trust me, what you think is bad, is definately not even close to bad.
Real Schwag is like..I mean, you wouldn't even know it was schwag because it doesnt even look liek weed..
I have seen some badddd weed in my day, especially in Wisconsin. I have seen some awesome weed, but I have also seen really, like outstandingly horrible looking, not worth calling weed, weed.
It's like comparing Nebraska to Las vegas..
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Re: Schwag VS Dank [Re: BUDDHA_702]
#8049738 - 02/20/08 10:28 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Dank all the way! Schwag doesnt even get me that high..
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Re: Schwag VS Dank [Re: Brain Fart]
#8049743 - 02/20/08 10:29 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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people buy it and smoke it every day. not everyone can afford nugs all the time.
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Re: Schwag VS Dank [Re: Brain Fart]
#8049745 - 02/20/08 10:29 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Brain Fart said: You havent even seen Schwag if you live in Florida.
Trust me, what you think is bad, is definately not even close to bad.
Real Schwag is like..I mean, you wouldn't even know it was schwag because it doesnt even look liek weed..
I have seen some badddd weed in my day, especially in Wisconsin. I have seen some awesome weed, but I have also seen really, like outstandingly horrible looking, not worth calling weed, weed.
It's like comparing Nebraska to Las vegas..
Try weed in kansas that looked like parsely. I loled at that one.
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JonnyOnTheSpot said: dank for smoking, shwag for selling, catnip for shits and giggles.
wow, so you're one of those dicks? thankfully i've only heard about your kind, and never ran into you first hand. otherwise you would probably have met the wrong end of a cold steel katana.
someone tries ripping me off that bad, ill go after their ass.
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JonnyOnTheSpot said: people buy it and smoke it every day. not everyone can afford nugs all the time.
Refer to my previous post on the financially conservative aspect of good weed vs, qaunity, lessqaulity weed.
You can afford it, but your tricking yourself!
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Re: Schwag VS Dank [Re: PilzeEssen]
#8049783 - 02/20/08 10:36 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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PilzeEssen said:
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JonnyOnTheSpot said: dank for smoking, shwag for selling, catnip for shits and giggles.
wow, so you're one of those dicks? thankfully i've only heard about your kind, and never ran into you first hand. otherwise you would probably have met the wrong end of a cold steel katana.
someone tries ripping me off that bad, ill go after their ass.
so what you're saying is that you'd kill me with a sword for selling shwag? you've got a lot of people in the world to kill in that case, because shwag is the most abundant pot on the planet and is sold accordingly.
i don't smoke, sell, or ever give a shit about weed anymore. i used to, but i could care less these days. bring on your sword though. i have a gun.
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wow, youre very unaware. i was saying if you sold me catnip as weed, then yes. i might kill your ass.
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