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indica


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i hate fat housewives who do quizmagazines
#8043602 - 02/19/08 04:49 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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It really bothers me that 400 pounds of woman who has pumped out 25 toothless, bratty little dirty-kneed'd ingrates can complete 40 or more mindless puzzles in less than an hour whilst chain-smoking ten packets of Holiday Superkings and smashing about 4 tins of instant decaf, yet I rack my brain and struggle to find one single indiscretion in one of those "FIND 5 DIFFERENCES IN THESE TWO PICTURES OF LINDSAY LOHAN DRINKING AN OMFG! STARBUCKS COFFEE!ZOMG CREAM! KEEP YOUR BRAIN ACTIVE! DONT LET IT ROT INTO DAYS OF OUR LIVES-ABSORBANT SPONGEY BIOLOGICAL WASTE!" puzzle things.
One day I thought it would be appropriate, needing to kill some time, that I should attempt said puzzles, and with unfathomable amounts of frustration, simply ended up eating the magazine.
How is it possible that the vocabulary and general knowledge held by a human/sperm whale hybrid is far greater than mine?? Is there a secret ingredient in 100% Pure Woolworths Lard that gives these abhorrent creatures the ungodly intelligence to conquer every puzzle in the world? Or am I just retarded?
The answer to all these questions, I believe, is yes.
Then you have those trash-talking piss ant excuses for tabloid magazines that publish the stories of every day scum and how they battled this, and triumphed over that and overcame adversity to become better people, of which only half-dead retired shells of human beings would ever purchase to see their name saying "KAREN WILLIAMSON, 58, OF CAIRNES WON A $20 CASH PRIZE FOR THE PHOTO OF HER INBRED 3 YEAR OLD LOATHSOME OFFSPRING EATING A PILE OF STALE DOG SHIT IN HIS CUTE INFLATABLE POOL! CONGRATULATIONS, KAREN! YOUR LIFE NOW HAS PURPOSE! KEEP ON SENDING THAT ANNOYING PSUEDO-FAMILY PHOTO ALBUM CRAP TO SHARE WITH AUSTRALIA, MOST OF WHICH COULDN'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOUR FAMILY CHRISTMAS PARTY, OR YOUR WANK-ARSE UNCLE WHO LOOKS LIKE ANTHONY HOPKINS DRESSED UP AS HITLER TRYING TO FUCK YOUR FAMILY POOCH AFTER SMASHING TOO MUCH JOHNNY WALKER AT THAT EMBARRASSING FAMILY GATHERING A FEW YEARS BACK! ALSO, BE SURE TO PURCHASE NEXT WEEK'S EDITION OF THAT'S LIFE! TO SEE WHICH JUNKIE SLUT KICKED THE SMACK TO BECOME THE PROUD OWNER OF A 2003 VW BEETLE IN A NATIONWIDE COMPETITION BROADCAST LIVE ON TEN TDT TO SEE WHICH CRACKHEAD SCUM COULD BEAT THEIR RACKET TO ACHIEVE MATERIALIST STARDOM AND A 5 MINUTE HOLLOW FEELING OF TRIUMPH AND FAME KNOWING THEY WERE PUBLISHED IN A MAGAZINE THAT IS ONLY LOOKED AT AS A VISUAL CONTRACEPTIVE WHILST WAITING IN LINE TO PURCHASE A CAN OF SHAVING CREAM AT THE SUPERMARKET BY ASSHOLES LIKE MYSELF, OR CRACKED OUT METH WHORES WHO THINK THIS MAGAZINE HAS SUBSTANCE! DUH HUH HONK DONK"
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Re: i hate fat housewives who do quizmagazines [Re: indica]
#8043623 - 02/19/08 04:55 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Jesus, you just rant and rave about every little thing don't you.
Know what I hate? I hate whiny little blow hards that don't know when to keep their fucking mouths shut and bitch all day about everyone and everything.
No one wants to hear your constant rants. It's annoying.
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Re: i hate fat housewives who do quizmagazines [Re: WakeboardrB]
#8043635 - 02/19/08 05:00 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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what the fuck is wrong with you xk3m? You need help if all of these retarded things in life (see also: cyclists) piss you off so much that you write 500+ word threads about them, 40% of which is written in capital letters.
I'm sending good vibes your way! Catch them!
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indica


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Re: i hate fat housewives who do quizmagazines [Re: memes]
#8043640 - 02/19/08 05:01 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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hey im just crabby
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Re: i hate fat housewives who do quizmagazines [Re: indica]
#8043646 - 02/19/08 05:03 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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That goes a bit more beyond crabby my friend. You should calm down and untwist your panties.
-------------------- Same thing happened to me when I played Neil Armstrong in Moonshot. They found me in an alley in Burbank trying to re-enter the earth's atmosphere in an old refrigerator box.
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Re: i hate fat housewives who do quizmagazines [Re: memes]
#8043647 - 02/19/08 05:03 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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yes i hate your mom as well
sorry, im to lazy right now to read and i had to
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Re: i hate fat housewives who do quizmagazines [Re: indica]
#8043653 - 02/19/08 05:05 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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You like to complain alot, no?
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Re: i hate fat housewives who do quizmagazines [Re: circularvortex]
#8043664 - 02/19/08 05:08 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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i'm just a whiny little blow hard man don't take it to heart
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Re: i hate fat housewives who do quizmagazines [Re: indica]
#8043694 - 02/19/08 05:17 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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You flamed yourself. Thanks for saving me the work.
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indica


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Re: i hate fat housewives who do quizmagazines [Re: robbyberto]
#8043708 - 02/19/08 05:21 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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dont mention it. i cant get over how many tight arses exist here these days
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Re: i hate fat housewives who do quizmagazines [Re: indica]
#8043730 - 02/19/08 05:27 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Let me guess, you fucking hate them too?
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indica


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Re: i hate fat housewives who do quizmagazines [Re: WakeboardrB]
#8043735 - 02/19/08 05:29 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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more than likely. just hungover as fuck
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b0b gnarley
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Re: i hate fat housewives who do quizmagazines [Re: indica]
#8043758 - 02/19/08 05:36 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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will help.
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Re: i hate fat housewives who do quizmagazines [Re: indica]
#8044151 - 02/19/08 06:53 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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I thought your post was funny.
Joke them, if they can't take a fuck.
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indica


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Re: i hate fat housewives who do quizmagazines [Re: AroundtheSon]
#8044197 - 02/19/08 07:02 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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my sentiments exactly, good sir.
noone appreciates angry humour any more, they all gotta have sunshine and rainbows bleeding out of their ass, they gotta be all nice and poltically correct and accepting. jaded angry cunts like myself belong in the gutter sucking cheap piss out of a goon sack fisting myself in the ass because youre all too fucking nice to take a little bit of a whinge. 
Edited by indica (02/19/08 07:03 PM)
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Re: i hate fat housewives who do quizmagazines [Re: indica]
#8044208 - 02/19/08 07:05 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Okay, now that's too far. 
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b0b gnarley
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Re: i hate fat housewives who do quizmagazines [Re: indica]
#8044215 - 02/19/08 07:06 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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indica


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Re: i hate fat housewives who do quizmagazines [Re: b0b gnarley]
#8044235 - 02/19/08 07:10 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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OTD is balls deep in itself
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b0b gnarley
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Re: i hate fat housewives who do quizmagazines [Re: indica]
#8044453 - 02/19/08 07:53 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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And it shall never change, as long as the sun continues to shine.
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