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adrug

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My boss is officially king douchebag.
#8042384 - 02/19/08 11:05 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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He just asked me to commit a felony so he could get a $50 rebate on a PS3.
FUCK THAT.
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ZippoZ
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Re: My boss is officially king douchebag. [Re: adrug]
#8042390 - 02/19/08 11:06 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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oohh, what type of felony?
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Re: My boss is officially king douchebag. [Re: ZippoZ]
#8042395 - 02/19/08 11:07 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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sodomy?
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Re: My boss is officially king douchebag. [Re: sam420]
#8042397 - 02/19/08 11:08 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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If you could get a $50 PS3 rebate for sodomy, everyone would be doing it.
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hpi
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Re: My boss is officially king douchebag. [Re: Madtowntripper]
#8042414 - 02/19/08 11:11 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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lmfao what a moron.
Just tell him to pay the full price, ps3's are dirt cheap now. 80GB Ps3 is like what 450$ I payed mine I think.
What kind of retarded boss is that?
What's he want you to commit btw?
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Re: My boss is officially king douchebag. [Re: hpi]
#8042428 - 02/19/08 11:16 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Remember that kid that hired a hitman to kill his parents because they confiscated his PS3?
http://www.psu.com/Parents-confiscate-PlayStation,-child-hires-hitman--a0001790-p0.php
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adrug

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Re: My boss is officially king douchebag. [Re: hpi]
#8042581 - 02/19/08 11:58 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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He wanted me to scan and photoedit the date on a receipt so he could send it in for a rebate. What a douche.
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Madtowntripper
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Re: My boss is officially king douchebag. [Re: adrug]
#8042592 - 02/19/08 12:01 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Oh, I would have totally done that.
-------------------- After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action. If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it. - Ernest Hemingway If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it. In the law courts, in business, in government. There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent. -Cormac MacCarthy He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God. - Aeschylus
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hpi
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Re: My boss is officially king douchebag. [Re: Madtowntripper]
#8042635 - 02/19/08 12:10 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Wow and hes your boss?
Wtf who are you working for?
All of that and a risk to save 50$, 50$ fucken dollars.
I wouldn't do it because theres ALWAYS that little risk.
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Re: My boss is officially king douchebag. [Re: hpi]
#8042658 - 02/19/08 12:15 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Just tell him to stop being such an idiot and get an xbox360!
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adrug

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Re: My boss is officially king douchebag. [Re: Madtowntripper]
#8043491 - 02/19/08 04:26 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
Madtowntripper said: Oh, I would have totally done that.
Then I guess you're a douche too! That's too bad.
Man, I am so disappointed in everyone now...
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adrug

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Re: My boss is officially king douchebag. [Re: adrug]
#8043518 - 02/19/08 04:31 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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So after lunch today, my boss walks in and says "Did you finish that unethical thing I asked you to do?"
I said very bluntly, "no". He started laughing, he thought I was joking! I said, "go talk to the manager, I gave him the receipt and told him I'm not going to do it." He kept laughing at me, and said "You must be joking." I assured him I was not joking and suggested again that he go talk to the office manager.
The rest of the day, every time he would bring me more work to do, he'd make some snide ass comment about he "hopes this won't offend me too", even though the other work he's bringing me is obviously nothing anyone would find offensive. I just cannot believe this shit. I knew he was a jerk, but I had no idea he was a crook too.
Its not that I'm offended or a prude, like, I've done shirts with naked chicks on them and stuff, I just don't want to fucking get thrown in jail so my loser boss can have $50. I told him as much, and he said "oh, I wouldn't let that happen". YEAH, like you're in control of the judicial system, and YEAH, you wouldn't tell them who did it. Not like they can't figure out that maybe its the only graphic designer who works for you who did it.
I am so angry right now! Someone give me a new job tonight so I can tell him to go fuck himself, thx.
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Re: My boss is officially king douchebag. [Re: circularvortex]
#8043528 - 02/19/08 04:32 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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circularvortex said: Just tell him to stop being such an idiot and get an xbox360!
I'm sure he already has one. He's obviously wealthy if he's buying $4000 jetskis and $500 pairs of shoes, but he wants ME to commit a crime so HE can have a measly $50? Fuck his greedy ass.
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Re: My boss is officially king douchebag. [Re: adrug]
#8043549 - 02/19/08 04:37 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Should have called him a lazy fatass and told him to do it himself. Then photograph it...
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Re: My boss is officially king douchebag. [Re: adrug]
#8043821 - 02/19/08 05:51 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
adrug said: I just cannot believe this shit. I knew he was a jerk, but I had no idea he was a crook too.
You're pretty up-tight.
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adrug

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Re: My boss is officially king douchebag. [Re: JTB22]
#8043846 - 02/19/08 05:57 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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I'm just honest.
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Re: My boss is officially king douchebag. [Re: adrug]
#8043869 - 02/19/08 06:06 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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What the hell. This thread is retarded.
I highly doubt you would go to jail or even remotely get in trouble for doing something like that. You really think that if Sony did catch on, and they did notify officials (yeah fucking right), that they would trace it back to where he worked and to one of his employees? No way man.
I can understand if you don't want to do it because he's a bitch, but it actually makes you sound like a bitch because you're coming off all- "omg I don't want to get in trouble for doing something bad".
I would have told him straight up in the first place that I wasn't doing it, and that he should do that shit himself.
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Re: My boss is officially king douchebag. [Re: circularvortex]
#8043910 - 02/19/08 06:15 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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What an asshole!
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adrug

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Re: My boss is officially king douchebag. [Re: Innominate]
#8043986 - 02/19/08 06:29 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Innominate said: "omg I don't want to get in trouble for doing something bad".
I don't see how that comes across as bitchy.
Honestly, it doesn't matter how small the risk is, I have responsibilities that I have to attend to. I can't just get myself thrown in jail so my boss, who already has tons of money, can pocket $50. I can't believe how many of you people think I'm overreacting. I guess this world is full of people like my boss.
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Re: My boss is officially king douchebag. [Re: adrug]
#8044001 - 02/19/08 06:31 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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I wouldn't have done it either. I would have thought he was testing me tho lol.
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Re: My boss is officially king douchebag. [Re: adrug]
#10104658 - 04/04/09 11:09 AM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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felony?
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Re: My boss is officially king douchebag. [Re: hpi]
#10104795 - 04/04/09 11:38 AM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
hpi said: Wow and hes your boss?
Wtf who are you working for?
ACORN.
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hpi
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Re: My boss is officially king douchebag. [Re: zappaisgod]
#10104832 - 04/04/09 11:43 AM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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Jesus H Christ tweaking makes life pass fast.
I remember this thread like I posted in it yesterday
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Re: My boss is officially king douchebag. [Re: adrug]
#10105695 - 04/04/09 02:52 PM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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Innocent until proven guilty. If it came down to it, he could blame you all he wants, just act like you have no idea what he's talking about. As long as there aren't any traces leading back to you, I don't see how you would be in any type of shit. He's the one that turned it in.
That said, he's a douche.
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Re: My boss is officially king douchebag. [Re: CurdledCave]
#10106079 - 04/04/09 04:40 PM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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Re: My boss is officially king douchebag. [Re: Madtowntripper]
#10106097 - 04/04/09 04:44 PM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
Madtowntripper said: Oh, I would have totally done that.
Hell yea ida done that shit 2
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Re: My boss is officially king douchebag. [Re: Cubie]
#10106105 - 04/04/09 04:46 PM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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if that all he did to become king douche bag then jeeze what if he actually did some thing bad
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Re: My boss is officially king douchebag. [Re: adrug]
#10106193 - 04/04/09 05:04 PM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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so you wont fuck with my taxes? goddamn
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Re: My boss is officially king douchebag. [Re: Kada]
#10107453 - 04/04/09 09:30 PM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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