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InvisibleJackthaTripper
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YES!!!!!!!!!
    #8037802 - 02/18/08 12:44 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

I was finally solicited by one of those fake Nigerian scams!  Now I can fuck with those silly bastards.




    From: committee@senate.gov
    Subject: RESOLUTION PANEL ON OUTSTANDING PAYMENTS...
    Date: Thu, 14 Feb 2008 01:22:25 -0800

                      OFFICE OF THE SENATE HOUSE
                                    FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA
                                                    COMMITTEE ON FOREIGN PAYMENT
                                            (RESOLUTION PANEL ON CONTRACT PAYMENT)
                                                                IKOYI-LAGOS NIGERIA
   
    Our Ref: FGN /TCS/SLB
   
    SENATE OUTSTANDING DEBT PAYMENT RESOLUTION VALUED AT USD9.8MILLION.
   
    ATTN: Beneficiary,
   
    We, the entire members of the Federal House of Senate, on behalf of the Federal Republic of Nigerian Government, Under the auspices of the new civilian Head of State, President Umaru Yar'Adua and the Governor of Central Bank Of Nigeria, Prof Charles Soludo held a meeting last week concerning payment, both foreign and local contractors and some inheritance funds.
   
    On going through files yesterday, we discovered that your file was dumped untreated, so at this juncture, we apologize for the delay of your payment and please stop communicating with any office now and call the attention of the appointed office below for you to receive your payment accordingly .
    Now your new Payment co-ordinates include: Reference No: 85460021, Allocation No: 274632, Pin Code No: 75674 and Your Certificate of Merit Payment No: 3103, Released Code No: 00763, Immediate Telex confirmation No: 6114015, Secret Code No: LWTN013, having received these vital payment numbers, therefore you are qualified now to receive and confirm your payment with the Federal Government of Nigeria immediately within 24hrs .
   
    Now you are directed to contact the Office of the Paymaster General Federal Republic of Nigeria Dr. Aziz Garba immediately so that he will pay you and fax you the payment Copy Slip and also you should reconfirm your banking Details, this is to avoid mistake while transferring your overdue payment to you .
   
    Contact Person: Dr. Aziz Garba
    Contact Email: paymaster.azizng@gmail.com
    Direct Open Tel/fax: +(234) 808-342-8770.
   
    Contact him now and inform him that you received an email from The Federal House of Senate Federal Republic of Nigeria, Instructing you to call him for immediate release of yor fund and forward your Details to his office to avoid transfer mistake.
   
    NOTE : We have mounted our security network to monitor every in-coming call, if we still find out that you are still communicating with those fraudsters, I shall stop and cancel your payment immediately .
   
    Best Regards
    DR. DAVID MARK
    SENATE PRESIDENT
   
    CC: Dr. Uffort Ekaette
    Secretary of the federation
    (Federal Republic of Nigeria)



My resopnse:

Yo dawg I gots to get the 9.8 million!

I'm super cereal, send that money, biatch.

Peace out home slice!

:macdre:


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Re: YES!!!!!!!!! [Re: JackthaTripper]
    #8037806 - 02/18/08 12:45 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Anyone watch the dateline where they went along with the nigerian scams?

Anyone see the big black guy run when he found out they knew what was up?

FUNNIEST SHIT EVA!


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Re: YES!!!!!!!!! [Re: marshalldylan1]
    #8037851 - 02/18/08 12:56 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

haha i seen that shit, it was interesting and ammusing. that one dude payed what like 2 grand too have that suround sound system shipped, hes crazy. i love it what they did with the xbox360 also that was genius. question, does the nigerian government have 9.8 million dollars?


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Invisibleim_on_a_boat
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Re: YES!!!!!!!!! [Re: nk pakelika]
    #8037862 - 02/18/08 12:59 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

lol

someone tried to get me to do that over craigslist and facebook too

dumbass people.

work for a living.


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InvisibleJackthaTripper
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Re: YES!!!!!!!!! [Re: nk pakelika]
    #8038031 - 02/18/08 01:37 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

nk pakelika said:
does the nigerian government have 9.8 million dollars?




:rofl2:


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InvisibleHumble lurker
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Re: YES!!!!!!!!! [Re: JackthaTripper]
    #8038432 - 02/18/08 03:13 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Haha
I had a couple of those e-mails.

I just sent them a "fuck off I'm not that stupid".


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