Home | Community | Message Board

MRCA Tyroler Gluckspilze
This site includes paid links. Please support our sponsors.


Welcome to the Shroomery Message Board! You are experiencing a small sample of what the site has to offer. Please login or register to post messages and view our exclusive members-only content. You'll gain access to additional forums, file attachments, board customizations, encrypted private messages, and much more!

Shop: North Spore North Spore Mushroom Grow Kits & Cultivation Supplies   Unfolding Nature Unfolding Nature: Being in the Implicate Order   Kraken Kratom Red Vein Kratom   Original Sensible Seeds Autoflowering Cannabis Seeds

Jump to first unread post Pages: < Back | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | Next > | Last >
Offlineimpgl
CrimethINCspecial agent
 User Gallery

Registered: 02/07/06
Posts: 2,462
Loc: california!
Last seen: 7 years, 4 months
Re: I fucking hate cyclists [Re: SheikCorp]
    #8061252 - 02/23/08 04:28 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

SheikCorp said:
Not to diverge too far off topic..... But what are some good places to live if you like to bike ride to get around.
I bike ride for the fun of it, always had a car to get around. But now that I can't drive for a while, I'm looking for more pedestrian bicyclist friendly communities to look into. Maybe work as a messenger part time or something





san francisco. ill kick you down with a messenger job if your serious. its what i do for a living.


--------------------
omg really?


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlineimpgl
CrimethINCspecial agent
 User Gallery

Registered: 02/07/06
Posts: 2,462
Loc: california!
Last seen: 7 years, 4 months
Re: I fucking hate cyclists [Re: impgl]
    #8061264 - 02/23/08 04:32 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

quote:
They do the same thing in Seattle too. Typical metropolitan liberal bullshit. What great aim are you trying to achieve by stopping traffic for 20 minutes? This only serves to divide people, some further extension of class warfare collectivist nonsense.

critical mass is in practically every metro city in the world. dont be fooled though. it has no set agenda. some people will tell you that its for promoting cycling, others, that its to creat awareness, etc. to me, its a fucking party with booze, weed (and sometimes other drugs) awesome people, girls, music, and on wheels traveling through a city. what more could you want?


--------------------
omg really?


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlineimpgl
CrimethINCspecial agent
 User Gallery

Registered: 02/07/06
Posts: 2,462
Loc: california!
Last seen: 7 years, 4 months
Re: I fucking hate cyclists [Re: impgl]
    #8061269 - 02/23/08 04:32 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

PS: i dont date a girl unless she rides a bike. havent for years.


--------------------
omg really?


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleWhiskeyClone
Not here
Male User Gallery

Registered: 06/25/01
Posts: 16,509
Loc: Longitudinal Center of Canada ...
Re: I fucking hate cyclists [Re: indica]
    #8061778 - 02/23/08 06:00 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Cyclists can be annoying but nobody is more annoying and dangerous than an impatient driver. They have every right to be there. Grow the fuck up.

Anybody who has ever thrown something at a cyclist should be shot.


--------------------
Welcome evermore to gods and men is the self-helping man.  For him all doors are flung wide: him all tongues greet, all honors crown, all eyes follow with desire.  Our love goes out to him and embraces him, because he did not need it.

~ R.W. Emerson, "Self-Reliance"

:heartpump:


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleWhiskeyClone
Not here
Male User Gallery


Registered: 06/25/01
Posts: 16,509
Loc: Longitudinal Center of Canada ...
Re: I fucking hate cyclists [Re: xmercury]
    #8061808 - 02/23/08 06:06 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

xmercury said:


For more search for "Lucas Brunelle"




Worst music ever


--------------------
Welcome evermore to gods and men is the self-helping man.  For him all doors are flung wide: him all tongues greet, all honors crown, all eyes follow with desire.  Our love goes out to him and embraces him, because he did not need it.

~ R.W. Emerson, "Self-Reliance"

:heartpump:


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineImperialCactus
Stranger


Registered: 12/23/05
Posts: 532
Last seen: 11 years, 1 month
Re: I fucking hate cyclists [Re: Colbadol]
    #8062875 - 02/24/08 12:34 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Which reminds me, I forgot to add earlier but one night on my way home from work I was doing probably close to 40 in fog on a 4 lane road... 5 if you count the turning lane. But anyways, i'm in the right lane and there's this big white van in front of me, so I can't really see around it. They slow down a bit, but they don't move over. I, on the other hand happen to be closer to the curb and don't think much of it, until at the last second I had to swerve over because of some jackass on his bike heading right towards me. What if that freaked him out and he feel in front of the car behind me, what if i didn't see him and he got splattered all over? That's the stuff I can't stand, law or not... fuck riding a bike into traffic. At least people have time to safely go around you otherwise.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlineimpgl
CrimethINCspecial agent
 User Gallery

Registered: 02/07/06
Posts: 2,462
Loc: california!
Last seen: 7 years, 4 months
Re: I fucking hate cyclists [Re: ImperialCactus]
    #8063359 - 02/24/08 05:39 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

^ your saying people should not ride bikes and just get cars?


--------------------
omg really?


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleDiploidM
Cuban


Folding@home Statistics
Registered: 01/09/03
Posts: 19,274
Loc: Rabbit Hole
Re: I fucking hate cyclists [Re: ImperialCactus]
    #8063520 - 02/24/08 07:43 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

riding a bike into traffic

The law says you have to ride the bike WITH traffic, not against it, and for exactly the reason you mention.

But again, because of asshole drivers who throw things at us, some of us choose to ride against the flow of traffic to better see and avoid the shit the assholes are throwing.


--------------------
Republican Values:

1) You can't get married to your spouse who is the same sex as you.
2) You can't have an abortion no matter how much you don't want a child.
3) You can't have a certain plant in your possession or you'll get locked up with a rapist and a murderer.

4) We need a smaller, less-intrusive government.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleTheFakeSunRa
Bitch Splitter
 User Gallery


Registered: 03/01/05
Posts: 16,449
Loc: Dirdy SOUF Flag
Re: I fucking hate cyclists [Re: indica]
    #8063625 - 02/24/08 08:50 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Anyone who drives a car is selfish cunt and should be killed.


--------------------
[quote]Asante said:
You constantly make posts thatr fling middle school insults at people you don't like mixed in with maladjusted psychopathic comments about wanting to beat up the other poster with a crowbar.

You know how shit you are, you just don't give a fuck for precisely that reason.

I disendorse you.[/quote]


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinesome1whoisntme
Stranger


Registered: 09/21/05
Posts: 882
Last seen: 8 years, 11 months
Re: I fucking hate cyclists [Re: indica]
    #8063646 - 02/24/08 09:04 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Well listen dancing shifter,
Got a strong cell phone arm
Oh you're not invisible inside your car
No matter what consuming sort of mission you're on
Well, you're not invisible inside your car

So absolutely mental
Gonna ramblin' George
No you're not invisible inside your car
No matter, you just breathe it like your flies in a jar
Yeah, you're not invisible


--------------------
"Ignore the distortion you're forced to percieve and believe that what supercedes is love, but who agrees?"


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleGnuBobo
Frilly Cuffs Extraordinaire
 User Gallery


Registered: 06/17/04
Posts: 43,754
Loc: Charisma
Re: I fucking hate cyclists [Re: indica]
    #8063658 - 02/24/08 09:12 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

xk3m_indica said:
There are no words to describe the rage that exists inside me when I see a bunch of cyclists riding two abreast on a one lane street, about 2 meters away from the gutter

GET OFF THE FUCKING ROAD OR RIDE SINGLE FILE AND MOVE THE FUCK OVER

YOU FUCKERS ARE ABUSING A ROAD FOR WHICH MY TAXES PAY FOR, YOU DO NOT REGISTER YOUR BIKES AND THEREFORE DO NOT PAY TAXES TO THE ROAD. DRIVERS/MOTORCYCLISTS HAVE RIGHT OF WAY OVER YOU! I DONT GIVE A FUCK IF YOU SAY YOU'RE SAVING THE WORLD WITH CARBON FUCKING EMISSIONS, YOU FUCKERS ARE USING A PURPOSE BUILT ROAD THAT IS A MODE OF TRANSPORTATION, NOT YOUR FUCKING CYCLING TRACK.

THEREFORE I JUSTIFY MY RIGHT TO THROW GLASS BOTTLES AND RUBBISH AT YOU.

GET THE FUCK OFF MY ROAD OR RIDE SINGLE FILE... AND IF YOU GET HIT BY A FUCKING CAR ON A 100KM/H STRETCH OF ROAD IT'S YOUR OWN FUCKING FAULT FOR FUCKING WITH SOLID 1-TONNE VEHICLES THAT ARE TRAVELLING 10X FASTER THAN YOU ARE.


GET FUCKED

ALSO, YOU ARE NOT CARBON FRIENDLY, YOUR SPORT IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE DISRUPTION OF MILLIONS OF MOTORISTS IN FRANCE, ALSO HELICOPTERS, COUNTLESS CARS AND MOTORBIKES ARE USED IN BROADCASTING AND TAKING CARE OF YOUR STUPID FUCKING SPORT, SO GET FUCKED... YOU ARE JUST AS BAD AS THE CARS YOU SAY ARE DIRTY,

ALSO, THE LAST THING I WANT TO SEE IS YOUR ASS IN TIGHTS CLENCHED OVER A BIKE SEAT WHEN I AM STUCK BEHIND YOU DOING 30KM/H

SO AGAIN, I SAY GET THE FUCK OFF THE ROAD AND EAT A BOX OF COCKS, YOU ARROGANT FAGGOT ARSEHOLES


that is all




You cannot seriously be blaming bicycles for adding to climate change when you're all pissed off after work letting your car constantly spew out fumes, while cursing the damn cyclists in front of you?  That's absurd. 

Hope you get stuck behind a lazy critical mass group.  :lol:


--------------------
Jerry Garcia. JERRY GARCIA! JERRY GARCIA!!!!


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Invisiblederx
who run it
 User Gallery


Registered: 05/29/03
Posts: 2,459
Loc: dx/dt
Re: I fucking hate cyclists [Re: GnuBobo]
    #8068549 - 02/25/08 01:16 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)



--------------------
better living through chemistry

OVERGROW the government!!

it's not a war on drugs, it's a war on personal freedom, ok, thats what it is.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Invisibleindica
Male User Gallery

Registered: 08/17/05
Posts: 18,905
Re: I fucking hate cyclists [Re: derx]
    #8070646 - 02/25/08 10:50 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

im saying fucking cyclists who take up the whole fucking road, you deaf dumbshits you obviously cant fucking read


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineImperialCactus
Stranger


Registered: 12/23/05
Posts: 532
Last seen: 11 years, 1 month
Re: I fucking hate cyclists [Re: impgl]
    #8070879 - 02/25/08 11:46 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

No, I don't think people should just not ride bikes... I just think that you have to be insane to do that. I try to avoid people on bikes as much as possible, so don't think i'm that asshole throwing change and shit out the windows at you. You just scare the hell out of me sometimes. Ideally, people on bikes would stay on the sidewalk and it wouldn't be as much of a problem. Of course people obviously don't do that for various reasons. I don't understand the legality of it either, I know it's different in some places but riding a bike in the street either with or against traffic does not sound like a good idea to me.

I rode a bike once on an actual course/park kinda thing around here, but there is still a road alongside the bike lanes at times. That's how I know I could never do that, just having one car go past me at a good distance and slow speed scared me more than enough. Also, some people are just asshole's no matter what. I see people do stupid shit in cars all the time, I don't see too many bikes thankfully, but when there's snow around here people think it's a good idea to walk in the street instead. To the point where you need to move into the next lane a bit to avoid them, and I see that a lot.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleJonnyOnTheSpot
Sober Surfer
Male User Gallery

Registered: 01/27/02
Posts: 11,527
Loc: North Carolina
Re: I fucking hate cyclists [Re: Colbadol]
    #8070927 - 02/26/08 12:05 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Colbadol said:
Quote:

Viveka said:
Quote:

this one critical mass in san francisco (its an awesome huge monthly ride where we stop traffic for a good 5 to 20 minutes)




They do the same thing in Seattle too. Typical metropolitan liberal bullshit. What great aim are you trying to achieve by stopping traffic for 20 minutes? This only serves to divide people, some further extension of class warfare collectivist nonsense.

The reality is that if a cyclist can't keep up with the flow of traffic, he is a hazard to himself and everyone else on the road. Now I've logged quite a few hours on the bike myself so when a cyclist is on the road, I give him room and watch out for him, but it's really fucking annoying.

It's really no different than a lttle granny who won't drive her car more than 20mph, the main difference being that unlike the little granny in a car, the cyclist is not protected by steel and thus makes his immediate wellbeing the responsibility of everyone else around him.




...sooo, because the cyclist is more vulnerable, you should throw bottles at him? You dont throw things at elderly do you? And cyclists arent too vulnerable at red lights. We can retaliate then go on the sidewalk/grass/terrain to get away from you crazy fucks, justice served. But its true, you shouldnt retaliate while their vehicle is moving. Thats why i warn motorcyclists not to carry car-bashing weapons. Their weapon is much larger, and you have a much harder time to escape.

Quote:

xmercury said:


For more search for "Lucas Brunelle"




I bet the life expectancy of someone who did that everyday would be like two weeks. If you came up on somebody's side and they werent expecting it...like imagine some fat lady talkin on the cell phone seeing your face outside her window, freaking out, and jerking the car into you. All that remains of your face now is a 20 foot blood smear on the road, and she'll walk because she was 'startled.' ...and the meek shall inherit the earth.
Plus,in Illinois it's illegal to ride on the free/tollways. but yea...he passed by cops, so i guess mexico city doesnt care. Although its not like the cop coulda done anything in that traffic anyway.




try not to act too surprised when some motorist who's car you attacked pulls out a fucking gun and shoots your ass in a fit of road rage.

you cyclists are an arrogant breed. your post makes me want to start throwing things at you people again like whenever i was 15.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Invisibleindica
Male User Gallery

Registered: 08/17/05
Posts: 18,905
Re: I fucking hate cyclists [Re: JonnyOnTheSpot]
    #8071017 - 02/26/08 12:36 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

I've said countless times I've got no problem with the ones who stick as close to the side of the road as they can and DONT RIDE IN DOUBLE FILE ON SINGLE LANE ROADS which hinder people needing to get places.

Give me as many badratings as you want, i honestly couldnlt give a fuck. it doesn't change the fact i hate those arrogant faggots on bicycles who refuse to give right of way to motorists.

its just the way i am


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlineimpgl
CrimethINCspecial agent
 User Gallery

Registered: 02/07/06
Posts: 2,462
Loc: california!
Last seen: 7 years, 4 months
Re: I fucking hate cyclists [Re: indica]
    #8071445 - 02/26/08 06:03 AM (15 years, 10 months ago)

as a messenger, i get to see my fair share of both bad drivers and bad riders. you have to realize something. your in a car/ suv whatever. you can KILL someone. thats serious shit. i dont know if your de sensitized from too many movies and video games, but it IS serious.
if someone almost clips me or does something dumb, i usual catch em at a light, ask em to roll down their window, and i ask them politely to please be more careful. if they give me shit, i give em shit back.

a u lock does wonders a a nice car.


--------------------
omg really?


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinedaft crunk
Stranger
Registered: 01/27/08
Posts: 51
Last seen: 15 years, 9 months
Re: I fucking hate cyclists [Re: impgl]
    #8073811 - 02/26/08 06:20 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

a few months back i witnessed a bike/car accident firsthand. a woman and a bicyclist were heading towards each other in opposite lanes. she took a left turn in front of the kid on the bike and the bike hit the car because he couldn't stop in time. kid flew over the car and smacked his face on the pavement, KO'd and bleeding everywhere

now this was far from intentional, but people need to be aware of the what a car can do if used inattentively or maliciously

i gave her a talking to.

the bike was fine.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineGrylls
Male User Gallery


Registered: 10/15/07
Posts: 394
Loc: East of the Continental D...
Last seen: 1 year, 5 months
Re: I fucking hate cyclists [Re: blacksun]
    #8074640 - 02/26/08 09:07 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

I'm a cyclist...yup, early on a Sunday morning you can see me in my tight lycra with other guys cruising around with beefy leg muscles.

I agree though, the cyclists that take up too much space on a single lane road are asking for trouble. It is easy to forget how fragile a human body can be once you're going at a good pace of 25mph with semi-trucks and teenagers in Hondas zooming past you only 24 inches away.

But please, never throw anything at a cyclist ever.


--------------------
Alone in the clouds all blue.  Lying on an eiderdown.  You can't see me, but I can you.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Invisibleindica
Male User Gallery

Registered: 08/17/05
Posts: 18,905
Re: I fucking hate cyclists [Re: Grylls]
    #8074651 - 02/26/08 09:09 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

a cyclist got knocked down outside our house yesterday because he didn't give way to traffic. he went straight around a corner and got cleaned up by a car


only got minor grazes but the fucker was asking for it because he thought he could just fly around the corner and not worry abolut cars


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Jump to top Pages: < Back | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | Next > | Last >

Shop: North Spore North Spore Mushroom Grow Kits & Cultivation Supplies   Unfolding Nature Unfolding Nature: Being in the Implicate Order   Kraken Kratom Red Vein Kratom   Original Sensible Seeds Autoflowering Cannabis Seeds


Similar ThreadsPosterViewsRepliesLast post
* Microsoft uses Halo 2 to fuck chipped consoles
( 1 2 all )
OJK 5,427 33 11/13/04 03:56 PM
by Thor
* I hate winter...
( 1 2 all )
Innvertigo 4,454 28 10/11/18 05:54 PM
by Envix
* why does the shroomery hate the US Government?
( 1 2 3 4 5 all )
Anonymous 11,200 86 10/03/18 01:46 PM
by Ant89
* Bob Weir: One of the 10 Most Hated Men in Rock???
( 1 2 all )
Gr8fulJ420 12,948 34 09/03/04 08:46 PM
by YouEnjoyMyself
* Asian Hate Crimes
( 1 2 3 4 all )
Niffla 1,307 75 05/05/21 03:15 AM
by Asante
* Happy Bicycle Day! tomas 1,582 8 04/19/05 03:00 PM
by gdman
* My train ran down a cyclist today
( 1 2 all )
koraks 1,997 23 03/17/10 06:38 AM
by koraks
* What The Fuck Are We Doing? :( Nymphaea 403 9 05/07/21 04:10 PM
by scarabaeus

Extra information
You cannot start new topics / You cannot reply to topics
HTML is disabled / BBCode is enabled
Moderator: Entire Staff
25,975 topic views. 4 members, 54 guests and 78 web crawlers are browsing this forum.
[ Show Images Only | Sort by Score | Print Topic ]
Search this thread:

Copyright 1997-2024 Mind Media. Some rights reserved.

Generated in 0.025 seconds spending 0.008 seconds on 15 queries.