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Re: I fucking hate cyclists [Re: Diploid]
    #8037372 - 02/18/08 10:50 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

You seriously think Americans are the stupidest people on Earth? That's pretty ridiculous. I mean we aren't that bright, but we are far from th stupidest.

As far as everything you've said to the OP, I agree completely. It is scary to know that there are people with that attitude out driving around. No respect for human life.


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Re: I fucking hate cyclists [Re: Senor_Doobie]
    #8037379 - 02/18/08 10:52 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

I use a bicycle as my primary source of transportation. This thread makes me sick. Diploid has said it all.


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Re: I fucking hate cyclists [Re: Diploid]
    #8037387 - 02/18/08 10:55 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Maybe next time I'm on a bike I'll throw bottles at pedestrians that are in my way....


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Re: I fucking hate cyclists [Re: derx]
    #8037408 - 02/18/08 11:00 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Around my parts the local kids like to ride in the middle of the road doing wheelies on bmx bikes, the cyclists also travel in herds as opposed to single file. As a tax payer and a motorist why should put up with this shit? Im fine with individuals on bikes on the road, but as soon as people group up they become cocksuckers. If they did that with cars I would have just as much anger for them. I would say be a little bit more respectful of the 3000lb death machines your city makes you share a spot with.


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Re: I fucking hate cyclists [Re: indica]
    #8037431 - 02/18/08 11:05 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

next time bikers are blocking the lane, just pull up real close and hold your horn down for about 10 seconds. video record the drama and post back.


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Re: I fucking hate cyclists [Re: Irdamage]
    #8037434 - 02/18/08 11:05 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Pretty angry thread, Maybe some of these drivers who are so pissed at ppl for riding bikes should get the fuck out of their cars, chill out, and enjoy the relaxation of a bike ride. With less stress, they may lose the need to through bottle at ppl who live healthier, more self sufficient, and environmentally friendly lifestyles then themselves.


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Re: I fucking hate cyclists [Re: Broooodward]
    #8037463 - 02/18/08 11:14 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

i don't have a car and ride 2 bikes for all my transportation. why should i be penalized by a nazi like the OP, i already have to deal with bike haters, didn't think one would be on the forums.

fuck you OP, one day life will put you on a bike and you will experience tremendous fear.


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Re: I fucking hate cyclists [Re: Irdamage]
    #8037471 - 02/18/08 11:16 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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Irdamage said:
Around my parts the local kids like to ride in the middle of the road doing wheelies on bmx bikes, the cyclists also travel in herds as opposed to single file. As a tax payer and a motorist why should put up with this shit? Im fine with individuals on bikes on the road, but as soon as people group up they become cocksuckers. If they did that with cars I would have just as much anger for them. I would say be a little bit more respectful of the 3000lb death machines your city makes you share a spot with.




Riding a bike doesnt make you immune to taxes. i have 2 car payments, insurance and all the other bullshit just like you. The whole idea of us taking up the whole lane is so we dont have to share the road with a 3000lb death machine. Last thing i need is some cunt on a cell phone veering to the side and its game over.

Whats even more stupid about it is, the respectable business man in the suit and the nice car actually gives me space and waits for a safe passing opportunity, while its fucking punks that have never had to be anywhere important in their lives that like to endanger people.

I will say though, the only time i like being harrased is when the dude gets stuck at a light just after. The look on their faces when you knock on the window is priceless every time! :smile:


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Re: I fucking hate cyclists [Re: indica]
    #8037472 - 02/18/08 11:17 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

I fucking hate cyclists that ride on the wrung side of the road.


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Re: I fucking hate cyclists [Re: Brainiac]
    #8037494 - 02/18/08 11:25 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Let me clarify my reply:

I have no problem with the bikers that when you come up behind them, move over a little bit to let you through. If there isn't oncoming traffic, you're obviously aware of them I don't see why they can't move over and let you by. Just because YOU are comfortable going 25mph doesn't mean that I am. What gives you the right to dictate my speed? That's cool that you ride to be environmentally friendly, get exercise, all that, but when I am in my car and in a hurry to get somewhere that I need to be, I don't want to be stuck going 25! Is it unreasonable that I'd like to drive fast on roads that were designed and constructed to go fast on?

I agree that some people take the hatred of bike riders too far, and I haven't ever thrown anything at a biker, but goddamn some of them are pricks! I did run somebody into a ditch once, because he kept swerving back and forth with me, trying to NOT let me pass him on a road with a 55mph speed limit! Wtf was that?

I'm not saying all the people who ride bikes in the world are assholes, but I sure have run into a few pricks that give you all a bad name.


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Re: I fucking hate cyclists [Re: circularvortex]
    #8037497 - 02/18/08 11:25 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)



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Re: I fucking hate cyclists [Re: Brainiac]
    #8037501 - 02/18/08 11:27 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

I think we can all agree that there are asshole cyclists and asshole motorists, right? The thing is, although a cyclist riding dangerously can indeed be a problem, there's a lot more motivation for him to ride carefully since he can so easily be hurt by a car, especially one driven by an irate person who doesn't like cyclists, whereas a lot of motorists think they can get away with anything since they have a big vehicle that can easily injure a pedestrian or cyclist.

Also, specifically to the OP: It doesn't matter what those cyclists are wearing or doing, you are NEVER justified in throwing anything at them. And also buddy, please chill out, it's not healthy to be so angry. If there really is an overabundance of arrogant cyclists in your area, maybe try to be proactive and leave early for work (or whatever else) so that being respectful to them doesn't make you late.

ETA: I don't have a driver's license, nor could I afford a car even if I had one, so yes, I DO have to ride a bike most of the time. And I know that as a cyclist, I am lawfully obligated to ride on the road and use an entire lane. From my own experience, it is far more dangerous to ride in the gutter than it is to take up a lane. If I see that a car is trying to pass me, I will always respectfully move over so that they can pass, and I've only rarely seen cyclists who do not do this.


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Re: I fucking hate cyclists [Re: indica]
    #8037514 - 02/18/08 11:29 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

What streets are you driving on that are so narrow only 1 bike or 1 car will fit? I have more problems with retard drivers than bicyclists but there are a lot of bicycle lanes around here...


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Re: I fucking hate cyclists [Re: indica]
    #8037576 - 02/18/08 11:44 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Cyclists that hog the road piss me off. Sport cyclists are all over where I live and most of them get out of the way, but occasionally they take the whole road up and no one can pass. I'm just glad it's not that common or I would fuck with them.


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Re: I fucking hate cyclists [Re: indica]
    #8037703 - 02/18/08 12:19 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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xk3m_indica said:
There are no words to describe the rage that exists inside me when I see a bunch of cyclists riding two abreast on a one lane street, about 2 meters away from the gutter

GET OFF THE FUCKING ROAD OR RIDE SINGLE FILE AND MOVE THE FUCK OVER

YOU FUCKERS ARE ABUSING A ROAD FOR WHICH MY TAXES PAY FOR, YOU DO NOT REGISTER YOUR BIKES AND THEREFORE DO NOT PAY TAXES TO THE ROAD. DRIVERS/MOTORCYCLISTS HAVE RIGHT OF WAY OVER YOU! I DONT GIVE A FUCK IF YOU SAY YOU'RE SAVING THE WORLD WITH CARBON FUCKING EMISSIONS, YOU FUCKERS ARE USING A PURPOSE BUILT ROAD THAT IS A MODE OF TRANSPORTATION, NOT YOUR FUCKING CYCLING TRACK.

THEREFORE I JUSTIFY MY RIGHT TO THROW GLASS BOTTLES AND RUBBISH AT YOU.

GET THE FUCK OFF MY ROAD OR RIDE SINGLE FILE... AND IF YOU GET HIT BY A FUCKING CAR ON A 100KM/H STRETCH OF ROAD IT'S YOUR OWN FUCKING FAULT FOR FUCKING WITH SOLID 1-TONNE VEHICLES THAT ARE TRAVELLING 10X FASTER THAN YOU ARE.


GET FUCKED

ALSO, YOU ARE NOT CARBON FRIENDLY, YOUR SPORT IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE DISRUPTION OF MILLIONS OF MOTORISTS IN FRANCE, ALSO HELICOPTERS, COUNTLESS CARS AND MOTORBIKES ARE USED IN BROADCASTING AND TAKING CARE OF YOUR STUPID FUCKING SPORT, SO GET FUCKED... YOU ARE JUST AS BAD AS THE CARS YOU SAY ARE DIRTY,

ALSO, THE LAST THING I WANT TO SEE IS YOUR ASS IN TIGHTS CLENCHED OVER A BIKE SEAT WHEN I AM STUCK BEHIND YOU DOING 30KM/H

SO AGAIN, I SAY GET THE FUCK OFF THE ROAD AND EAT A BOX OF COCKS, YOU ARROGANT FAGGOT ARSEHOLES


that is all




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Re: I fucking hate cyclists [Re: Syle]
    #8038212 - 02/18/08 02:16 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

You could easily kill someone traveling fast enough on a bike by throwing something at them... seriously. Don't fuck around with people on bikes, thats just sadistic. :thumbdown:

On a side note, the last person who threw a drink at me paid upwards of 1k$ fixing his little piece of shit civic.


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Re: I fucking hate cyclists [Re: MrMax]
    #8038276 - 02/18/08 02:37 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

I agree, I ride my mountain bike for fun, i dont own a car right now..sometimes I walk.
Im sick of fuckers that think they can fuck with you because they are in a car and you are not.


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Re: I fucking hate cyclists [Re: indica]
    #8038341 - 02/18/08 02:55 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Fuck motorists!

Fuck your conveyor belts of pollution and noise.

Fuck being a fat angry arsehole.

Cycles FTW!


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Re: I fucking hate cyclists [Re: sam420]
    #8038348 - 02/18/08 02:58 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Lazy cyclists with your metal frames and rubber tires.  Only walking/running is acceptable :evil:


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Re: I fucking hate cyclists [Re: Stizzle]
    #8038474 - 02/18/08 03:21 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

I too hate cyclists, but I call them douche bags.

Every time I take a drive up the mountains I almost hit one cause they are so oblivious.


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