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Canadian Jesus
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Re: I fucking hate cyclists [Re: Ant89]
#24317146 - 05/13/17 05:00 PM (6 years, 8 months ago) |
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I don't hate cyclists or the act of riding a bicycle, but this is what really pisses me off. Except where I live the roads are only 2 lanes and these spandex clad elitist types frequently take up both of those lanes, both incoming and outgoing. There is also an escarpment near where I live that is heavy forest, and the roads going up twist and turn with every corner being a blind corner. Street cyclists seem to love those roads. It's only a matter of time until one gets ran over if it hasn't happened already. This behavior can't be safe for anybody.
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np3228
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In the USA laws require cyclists to obey the same laws people on motorized vehicles or cars obey. They have the legal right to be in the middle of the lane IF they are going the speed limit, or reasonably close to it. Most tend to be on the side anyway but the government doesn't fix it's infrastructure making it hard on some roads. Don't worry, we're not allowed on major highways.
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akira_akuma
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Re: I fucking hate cyclists [Re: np3228]
#24317194 - 05/13/17 05:24 PM (6 years, 8 months ago) |
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every single individual on the planet should be government mandated to a strict conveyance, for the sake of people's feelings.
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starfire_xes
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Highway 101 from Del Mar up to Carlsbad, for bikes. the right lane is marked for bicycle. So up 101, on the weekend, they the take up the whole lane, and about 100,000 cars back up on one lght, and it takes hours, waiting behind line.
Hey, but the bikers get full way-through, a courtesy of the Califorina law.
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akira_akuma
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which is exactly why people complaining and asking for ordinance is STUPID.
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goldcaphunter
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If anyone of you motherfuckers hits me with your car and I'm riding alone on the side of the road, prepair your anus for the court systems foot because you're going to ass fucked harder than you've ever been. Believe me, you won't win that case. I'll own every last shred of anything you have. Go ahead, try it. I dare ya. No balls. You won't.
Wanna know why I know you guys have no balls? You're in a 2-3 thousand lb vehicle and you're afraid of a fucking bicycle. No balls, or retardededededed.
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I'm not going to hit you with my car, just splash you with rain puddles.
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nuke earth
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goldcaphunter
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PeyoteZen said: I'm not going to hit you with my car, just splash you with rain puddles.
See, peaceful resolution; I liiiiiike.
Fuck riding in the rain though I only ride on sunny non windy days. Mostly for exercise or out of boredom. Riding down hills is fun
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twighead
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Stuck out in the cold like a mole on my asshole...
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Ant89



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akira_akuma said:
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Ant89 said: Yes I'm in a car, yes all I do is push pedals and sit on my ass...yes yes yes.
But what the fuck is your point? You and your spandex boyfriends are hogging up the entire fucking lane and then you have the nerve to get defensive when people yell at you or like the op suggested, throw bottles at you...
Stick to the bike trails, just do it, do it now

listen gormless joe, i don't ride on the street, in fact, just a page ago, i gave my opinion that i'm against the very notion. so you should really stfu.
and stop complaining, you have the easy job on the street. pedals, bro. everything is ready for you to go, but you have to not be a retard. (you can't avoid spaces on the road? then get the fuck off of the fucking road.)
Haha now you're calling me names. You seem upset. Thats cute. And no, I wont stfu. Who the fuck are you "bro"? And if you're against riding on the street like you say you are, then maybe its time for you to carry your ass the fuck outa this thread because you dont make any sense.
You sound like an enraged man child. Its gonna be ok dude
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akira_akuma
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Re: I fucking hate cyclists [Re: Ant89]
#24319045 - 05/14/17 03:07 PM (6 years, 8 months ago) |
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you should actually try and read and interpret before you address me, gorm. that way you don't confuse yourself.
my comments belong here just like any other. indica is right in pointing out the flaws of cyclists. i am pointing out the flaws of drivers reasoning, as well.
you can fuck right off, and seriously, go eat dirt.
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Ant89



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Stay mad over the internet child. Either you are trolling or flat out dumb. I havent figured it out yet. Either way its pretty sad...
Why dont you grab a pair of your skin tight black spandex shorts, put them on, and go take a nice bike ride in the woods!
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Re: I fucking hate cyclists [Re: Ant89]
#24319346 - 05/14/17 05:41 PM (6 years, 8 months ago) |
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Did someone post this song yet?
Dean Ween seems like mean spirited kind of guy
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akira_akuma
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Re: I fucking hate cyclists [Re: Ant89]
#24319359 - 05/14/17 05:45 PM (6 years, 8 months ago) |
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Ant89 said: Stay mad over the internet child. Either you are trolling or flat out dumb. I havent figured it out yet. Either way its pretty sad...
Why dont you grab a pair of your skin tight black spandex shorts, put them on, and go take a nice bike ride in the woods!
spandex, wow, and you're saying i'm mad? you're the one getting every single projection you have flat out wrong. spandex. yeah...totally, i'm everything you hate. because you can't comprehend words on the internet, i'm acting out...WRONG.
*continues to watch you flip your lid*
drivers and their feelings.
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Ant89



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Look how you try and change it around. You are not thinking logically right now. You are full of emotion like a female. You are not fooling anyone.
Its gonna be ok dude, again just ride your bike "bro". Funny how you get so upset, true man child
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akira_akuma
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Re: I fucking hate cyclists [Re: Ant89]
#24319437 - 05/14/17 06:27 PM (6 years, 8 months ago) |
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you're hilarious. calling me a child, when i'm chiding you. LOL, and then you're telling me i'm flipping it around. LOL. flipping what around? that's right...i'm not flipping anything around. just re-affirming and backing up what the fuck i've said, which you've misapprehended, and you got offended and butthurt about.
drivers fee-fees. LOL.
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abltsandwich
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Re: I fucking hate cyclists [Re: Ant89]
#24319442 - 05/14/17 06:28 PM (6 years, 8 months ago) |
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If cyclists want to ride on the road, they should be required to have a license, insurance, inspection, registration, etc. and meet minimum speeds for road safety. They should also be required to obey traffic signs, such as stop and red lights, which I often see completely ignored by riders.
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Great Scott
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Re: I fucking hate cyclists [Re: rudebuoy]
#24319450 - 05/14/17 06:30 PM (6 years, 8 months ago) |
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rudebuoy said: Did someone post this song yet?
Dean Ween seems like mean spirited kind of guy
I like this one
Now you're mad... and confused... you got the Super Sucker Drive-by Blues
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akira_akuma
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bunch of whiny babies. more rules, wahhh! my fee-fees!
let a biker get creamed.
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