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Maverick
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Re: I fucking hate cyclists [Re: Ant89] 1
#24313613 - 05/12/17 06:52 AM (6 years, 8 months ago) |
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There's nothing wrong with a road bike provided you're courteous and not trying to be a prick to motorists on the road. I give right of way to vehicles (rather than take it just because I'm a bicycle) just because they're going to be out of the way a lot quicker anyway (motorized vehicles are faster than bicycles in most instances).
It's the assholes riding abreast like this:

This here is what a prick on a bicycle looks like (or in this case two pricks). These are the cuntrags that ruin it for other bicyclists. They're clearly forcing traffic to go completely into oncoming traffic in order to pass them. These are the assholes who need to be ticketed for riding abreast illegally. These are the assholes who are putting not only motorists, but other cyclists at risk. Imagine trying to pass these old fogey assholes while you're on a bicycle.
I cycle in town a lot, but I also drive a lifted rig with a steel plate bumper, in case I get some cycle caught up front there.
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Ant89 said: If you bike into me or anyone I'm with while I'm walking I'm going to beat your ass.
Well anyone bicycling on the sidewalk (besides say a kid who's under 10 years old) is technically breaking the law and is an asshole. If however you're just walking in the middle of the road In the bicycle lane... Kinda like walking in the middle of the road in traffic.
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Re: I fucking hate cyclists [Re: Maverick]
#24313652 - 05/12/17 07:31 AM (6 years, 8 months ago) |
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this thread is hilarious. 
I used to own a road bike about 5 years ago, but I sold it. I would ride on back roads during the day when there was no traffic. It was relaxing and great exercise if there were no vehicles whizzing up from behind me, talk about stressful. As time went on, I just felt more and more like riding a bicycle where there are distracted people driving cars up behind me was too unsafe. Plus, a lot of people into road biking seemed to be elitist pricks. I sold it. I think trail riding is a better option. Many years after selling my bike I noticed being really annoyed by cyclists being on the road and now I see why people were such dicks.
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Maverick
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Re: I fucking hate cyclists [Re: lillFish]
#24313702 - 05/12/17 08:10 AM (6 years, 8 months ago) |
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I'm not against trail biking nor that decision. I tend to stick to paved trails through the city- I live in Portland, so there are a lot of trails for cyclists to take. On that note I agree a lot of cyclists are elitist pricks. I don't cycle with any groups nor compete nor am I in any bicycling events. I cycle for exercise and to check out the area. I grew up in a different city though so I have a much different view on how bicyclists should ride, and here everyone abuses their cycling rights so much it pisses me the hell off.
I would cycle on trails but right now I have no mountain bike, just my road bike plus there's the issue with living in a city, not the outskirts.
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Re: I fucking hate cyclists [Re: Ant89]
#24313787 - 05/12/17 08:54 AM (6 years, 8 months ago) |
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Ant89 said: If you bike into me or anyone I'm with while I'm walking I'm going to beat your ass. If you cause me to crash or damage my vehicle in any way I'm going to beat your ass in the middle of the road.
Just leave the bike at home dude, or save it for the trails.
What the fuck man...people have shit to do
exactly, and you're in a fucking car...you lazy fuck. you have the better mobility, not to mention safety and comfort, and easier ability of movement, did i mention that already? you move with pedals...that you nudge to accelerate...unlike having to actually, you know, do work to move, you don't need to do shit but have something move your ass for you.
get the fuck out of my way, slow ass.
people here remind me why people suck and why i don't ever want a car...so i never end up like the kind of person who makes me sick and complains about their own tough-shit life being so hard, lazily moving in their death cab pissing off everyone else, but expecting to be listened to, about his/her complaints about how tough drivers have it. because they have to actually take others into consideration on the road.
LIFE IS SO TOUGH FOR DRIVERS.
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Re: I fucking hate cyclists [Re: akira_akuma] 2
#24313862 - 05/12/17 09:34 AM (6 years, 8 months ago) |
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You know... I hate drivers waaaaay more than I hate cyclists. I worry about a cyclist not paying attention and fucking up and getting him or herself killed. I worry about drivers fucking up and killing me and my dog and my family.
It's been raining on and off for the last 2 weeks. Every single time I go from the interstate to the state highway there's fucking retards that think it's smart to go 65-70mph on the off ramp even tho it's supposed to be 45. The barrier is covered in glass and scuff marks from people driving like they're in NASCAR or something.
Last week I was getting off that ramp in the pouring rain, yelling at the "cock sucking dickheads" that want to tailgate me for going 55 on that slick ass ramp when I look over and see cars with their flashers on at the end of the ramp of the opposite side. Sure enough someone took it way too fast, broke through the guardrail and ended up flipped around in the runoff pond on the other side.
I think I just hate people in general. "I have to do what I want to do!" No you fucking don't stop being a dumbass.
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akira_akuma said:
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Ant89 said: If you bike into me or anyone I'm with while I'm walking I'm going to beat your ass. If you cause me to crash or damage my vehicle in any way I'm going to beat your ass in the middle of the road.
Just leave the bike at home dude, or save it for the trails.
What the fuck man...people have shit to do
exactly, and you're in a fucking car...you lazy fuck. you have the better mobility, not to mention safety and comfort, and easier ability of movement, did i mention that already? you move with pedals...that you nudge to accelerate...unlike having to actually, you know, do work to move, you don't need to do shit but have something move your ass for you.
get the fuck out of my way, slow ass.
people here remind me why people suck and why i don't ever want a car...so i never end up like the kind of person who makes me sick and complains about their own tough-shit life being so hard, lazily moving in their death cab pissing off everyone else, but expecting to be listened to, about his/her complaints about how tough drivers have it. because they have to actually take others into consideration on the road.
LIFE IS SO TOUGH FOR DRIVERS.
Exactly, I'm in a car, so get the fuck out of my way. How thick are you? My car weighs 3000 pounds. Do you really want that rammed up your ass? Get your spandex ass back in the woods man.
And good job getting your boyfriends to delete my earlier post. Cute man!
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akira_akuma
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Re: I fucking hate cyclists [Re: Ant89]
#24316819 - 05/13/17 02:21 PM (6 years, 8 months ago) |
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how thick are you?
you're in a car, and you've got an easy course of action...press a pedal to stop and let traffic through, gorm. you're in a giant moving house, practically, just push pedal go, push pedal, stop...your brakes should prevent you from skidding, unlike say, with a bike, you're not going to be able to instantly stop. so look...get in my way, and get firebombed, fucking christ, so please, do so.
and whatever, or whoever, deleted your idiotic post, has nothing to do with me.
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Re: I fucking hate cyclists [Re: indica]
#24316851 - 05/13/17 02:46 PM (6 years, 8 months ago) |
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We hate your ugly ass too.
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Yes I'm in a car, yes all I do is push pedals and sit on my ass...yes yes yes.
But what the fuck is your point? You and your spandex boyfriends are hogging up the entire fucking lane and then you have the nerve to get defensive when people yell at you or like the op suggested, throw bottles at you...
Stick to the bike trails, just do it, do it now
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Re: I fucking hate cyclists [Re: Ant89]
#24316992 - 05/13/17 04:01 PM (6 years, 8 months ago) |
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LOL @ cyclists trying to justify engaging in their pseudo hobby, on roadways, in the middle of automobile traffic.
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Ant89 said: Yes I'm in a car, yes all I do is push pedals and sit on my ass...yes yes yes.
But what the fuck is your point? You and your spandex boyfriends are hogging up the entire fucking lane and then you have the nerve to get defensive when people yell at you or like the op suggested, throw bottles at you...
Stick to the bike trails, just do it, do it now

listen gormless joe, i don't ride on the street, in fact, just a page ago, i gave my opinion that i'm against the very notion. so you should really stfu.
and stop complaining, you have the easy job on the street. pedals, bro. everything is ready for you to go, but you have to not be a retard. (you can't avoid spaces on the road? then get the fuck off of the fucking road.)
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PeyoteZen said: 
LOL, wow, you are somekind of special.
not a cyclist; and also, just not a dumbfuck complaining about dumb shit on the internet, when the roads are for everyone, and car-dumbfucks have the EASIEST JOB on the FUCKIN ROAD.
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Re: I fucking hate cyclists [Re: Ant89]
#24317041 - 05/13/17 04:19 PM (6 years, 8 months ago) |
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Ant89 said: Yes I'm in a car, yes all I do is push pedals and sit on my ass...yes yes yes.
But what the fuck is your point? You and your spandex boyfriends are hogging up the entire fucking lane and then you have the nerve to get defensive when people yell at you or like the op suggested, throw bottles at you...
Stick to the bike trails, just do it, do it now

The problem here is actually people parking in the street.
There are 2 lanes.
But then it looks like the side walk is divided too for bikers. So yeah they're dicks.
You seem toxic too Ant. Why do you think that calling people "boyfriends" is an insult? Are you a 12 year old that has only ever used the internet for Call of Duty before?
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What are you implying boyfriend?
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Re: I fucking hate cyclists [Re: twighead] 3
#24317055 - 05/13/17 04:24 PM (6 years, 8 months ago) |
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As long as they are respectful in some form then I see no issue with sharing the road. If you're in a hurry it's a minor inconvenience equal to waiting a few more seconds for that slow person using the crosswalk. Road rage is real. I just save it for people who tailgate or don't use their turn signals.
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I just save it for people who tailgate or don't use their turn signals.
and how!
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No. Fuck off, cyclist.
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larry.fisherman
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Be health AND environment conscious!? HOW DARE YOU. IT INCONVENIENCES ME. Just like the god damned old lady counting her change! I'm in a hurry! Fucking poor people right?
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How dare you mis-characterize my position.
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PeyoteZen said: No. Fuck off, cyclist.
get bent.
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PeyoteZen said: How dare you mis-characterize my position.
you eat 'a da poopoo.
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larry.fisherman
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Get back in your F450 fucker! Your lift kit and oversized exhaust is frightening the poor cyclist plebs.
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