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Re: I fucking hate cyclists [Re: goldcaphunter] * 3
    #24290276 - 05/02/17 04:27 PM (6 years, 8 months ago)

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No one deserves to die.




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Re: I fucking hate cyclists [Re: Repertoire89]
    #24290325 - 05/02/17 04:54 PM (6 years, 8 months ago)

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Not a clever evasion at all, your attitude towards other motorists makes you a menace to society, reconsider.

Everyone has road rage, personally I try to keep perspective on things and realize as quickly as possible, deescalate, keep the stress in check and continue being courteous.



 

Oh no I don't like shit drivers, I must be a menace to society.  Here's the thing- you can feel hatred towards anything you want as long as you don't act upon it.  And you have all the right to hate it, regardless of what little puddles of melted butter think of you.  If you're gonna cry over someone ranting on a forum and imagine that they're out running people over with their vehicles, you've got some serious problems with your connection to reality.


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Re: I fucking hate cyclists [Re: Maverick]
    #24290482 - 05/02/17 06:00 PM (6 years, 8 months ago)

:burke:

This is your contribution, angst.


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Re: I fucking hate cyclists [Re: Repertoire89]
    #24290530 - 05/02/17 06:24 PM (6 years, 8 months ago)



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Re: I fucking hate cyclists [Re: MagicMush123] * 1
    #24291325 - 05/03/17 12:58 AM (6 years, 8 months ago)

lol 10 years of butthurt

As an aged crack whore I still stand by my sentiment from ten years ago.

If you are using the road on your bicycle for GENUINE POINT A-POINT B TRANSPORTATION getting to and from places then I have no problem with that whatsoever and you are entitled to the road as anyone else but should be wary and cautious around moving traffic and move out of the way accordingly

If you are a lycra clad fuck hole riding with 10 of your buddies 2 abreast on a road which is built for transport and commerce disrupting trucks and cars whom rely on the road to bring home the bacon then you are a fucking asshole. I don't hate all cyclists, just the ones who use it as a track for their fucking sport. They can all get steamrolled by a fucking 10 tonne tractor and mashed into gravy and fed to feral pigs for all I care.  Expedcting a vehicle moving 110km/h to just slow down or swerve around you into oncoming traffic because you're an arrogant fuck stain you should be fucking shot and deported to North Korea. FUck off with your bullshit. Cyclists here are notoriously arrogant and I can't even begin to count the amount of times one has nearly been killed or made me fucking swerve on a blind corner into oncoming traffic because they weer in the middle of the fucking road on a blind corner in a 100klm/h country road. Fucking hell. It's not rocket science.


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Re: I fucking hate cyclists [Re: indica]
    #24291331 - 05/03/17 01:01 AM (6 years, 8 months ago)

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Re: I fucking hate cyclists [Re: indica]
    #24291441 - 05/03/17 02:42 AM (6 years, 8 months ago)

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indica said:
lol 10 years of butthurt

As an aged crack whore I still stand by my sentiment from ten years ago.

If you are using the road on your bicycle for GENUINE POINT A-POINT B TRANSPORTATION getting to and from places then I have no problem with that whatsoever and you are entitled to the road as anyone else but should be wary and cautious around moving traffic and move out of the way accordingly

If you are a lycra clad fuck hole riding with 10 of your buddies 2 abreast on a road which is built for transport and commerce disrupting trucks and cars whom rely on the road to bring home the bacon then you are a fucking asshole. I don't hate all cyclists, just the ones who use it as a track for their fucking sport. They can all get steamrolled by a fucking 10 tonne tractor and mashed into gravy and fed to feral pigs for all I care.  Expedcting a vehicle moving 110km/h to just slow down or swerve around you into oncoming traffic because you're an arrogant fuck stain you should be fucking shot and deported to North Korea. FUck off with your bullshit. Cyclists here are notoriously arrogant and I can't even begin to count the amount of times one has nearly been killed or made me fucking swerve on a blind corner into oncoming traffic because they weer in the middle of the fucking road on a blind corner in a 100klm/h country road. Fucking hell. It's not rocket science.




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Re: I fucking hate cyclists [Re: crackbaby]
    #24291834 - 05/03/17 08:48 AM (6 years, 8 months ago)

:circlejerk:


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Re: I fucking hate cyclists [Re: indica]
    #24292012 - 05/03/17 10:14 AM (6 years, 8 months ago)

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indica said:
lol 10 years of butthurt

As an aged crack whore I still stand by my sentiment from ten years ago.

If you are using the road on your bicycle for GENUINE POINT A-POINT B TRANSPORTATION getting to and from places then I have no problem with that whatsoever and you are entitled to the road as anyone else but should be wary and cautious around moving traffic and move out of the way accordingly

If you are a lycra clad fuck hole riding with 10 of your buddies 2 abreast on a road which is built for transport and commerce disrupting trucks and cars whom rely on the road to bring home the bacon then you are a fucking asshole. I don't hate all cyclists, just the ones who use it as a track for their fucking sport. They can all get steamrolled by a fucking 10 tonne tractor and mashed into gravy and fed to feral pigs for all I care.  Expedcting a vehicle moving 110km/h to just slow down or swerve around you into oncoming traffic because you're an arrogant fuck stain you should be fucking shot and deported to North Korea. FUck off with your bullshit. Cyclists here are notoriously arrogant and I can't even begin to count the amount of times one has nearly been killed or made me fucking swerve on a blind corner into oncoming traffic because they weer in the middle of the fucking road on a blind corner in a 100klm/h country road. Fucking hell. It's not rocket science.



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Re: I fucking hate cyclists [Re: NcShroomr]
    #24292050 - 05/03/17 10:26 AM (6 years, 8 months ago)

Enough of them out here get run over due to our old population and party people that they are pretty mindful. 

I wouldn't feel safe on most of the streets here so i use the luckily plentiful bike paths and golf courses. 

Most of the nicer streets here also have a dedicated mini lane on the shoulder of the road.


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Re: I fucking hate cyclists [Re: ReposadoXochipilli]
    #24293664 - 05/03/17 10:15 PM (6 years, 8 months ago)



Quick Facts:

1.) Some triathletes pee on their bikes...they literally cannot stop during their course due to penalties given for stopping outside of special zones (i.e.: Ironman Triathlon rules)  Due to the intense exercise they go through, they must hydrate a lot, and that piss has to go somewhere eventually.  So, without stopping, they piss through their lycra shorts.

2.) Many triathletes consider the biking portion of their sport their least favorite part.  This makes them very hard to work with (sometimes) in bike shops.  They lack the etiquette and knowledge of being a cyclist; they are a one-trick pony.  They do not belong to the cycling community at all.  Now, this is only applicable to the ones that ride the bike only for training for triathlons...if they're stupid enough to think "Hey, I like road biking a lot, maybe I'll get into triathlons!" then it doesn't count.

It's ok to be dicks to these people.  They are often rude and spend little time with their families because they're so self-absorbed by the idea of winning.  They treat shop employees like shit because they are a mere inconvenience, another annoying aspect in the thing they don't really like doing anyway.


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Re: I fucking hate cyclists [Re: Grylls]
    #24293693 - 05/03/17 10:29 PM (6 years, 8 months ago)

Oh man...cycling is HUGE here. Skateboarding is too.


I haven't really been into cycling since my bike got stolen a few years back. now I live in a really hilly treacherous kind of neighborhood but it's literally seconds from a flat biking trail that'll take  me into the middle of downtown in 20ish minutes.


That being said, as someone who drives a car here constantly you can't get through the city without giving thought to the cyclists/pedestrians/skateboarders - unless you want to end up with vehicular homicide charges.


I try to be considerate, knowing what it's like to bike around the city - always worrying whether or not you're gonna bike past some moron who's not paying attention while flinging open their car door. I always look out for cyclists in my rearview and side view mirrors and I always will try and shimmy my car over to give them some room if I notice a few behind me trying to get through. My city is mostly full of one way streets that are barely wide enough for that, so it's not exactly a piece of cake and I empathize with that.


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Re: I fucking hate cyclists [Re: trees] * 1
    #24293806 - 05/03/17 11:14 PM (6 years, 8 months ago)

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trees said:
Quote:

goldcaphunter said:
No one deserves to die.




everyone gets deserves to die




oh look, it's Enlil.


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Re: I fucking hate cyclists [Re: pirate-blues] * 1
    #24293853 - 05/03/17 11:30 PM (6 years, 8 months ago)

Man this thread is awesome!

The cyclists in New Zealand has the same fuckincunttarditis disease that your countries have, riding in packs slowing traffic on rural roads, but these are very busy rural roads.

I was on the cycling team for my school about 20 years ago and one of the first things we learnt was not to ride more than 2 abreast but only in very quiet areas, single file and close to the curb everywhere else, basically how to be courteous while out riding. I have no tolerance for these retards and they have brought it upon themselves the abuse and horn honking.

I dont know if the do it over there but a "thing" that is popular is to ride to a cafe they clip clop to the counter with their pedal clip shoes order and sit outside it with their flat white, with their helmets on....

yep good work guys :thumbup: i wish i could be like you when i grow up :thumbsup:


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Re: I fucking hate cyclists [Re: pirate-blues]
    #24293868 - 05/03/17 11:35 PM (6 years, 8 months ago)

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pirate-blues said:
Oh man...cycling is HUGE here. Skateboarding is too.


I haven't really been into cycling since my bike got stolen a few years back. now I live in a really hilly treacherous kind of neighborhood but it's literally seconds from a flat biking trail that'll take  me into the middle of downtown in 20ish minutes.


That being said, as someone who drives a car here constantly you can't get through the city without giving thought to the cyclists/pedestrians/skateboarders - unless you want to end up with vehicular homicide charges.


I try to be considerate, knowing what it's like to bike around the city - always worrying whether or not you're gonna bike past some moron who's not paying attention while flinging open their car door. I always look out for cyclists in my rearview and side view mirrors and I always will try and shimmy my car over to give them some room if I notice a few behind me trying to get through. My city is mostly full of one way streets that are barely wide enough for that, so it's not exactly a piece of cake and I empathize with that.



Your right.  I hate skateboarders and rollerbladers who use the road more than cyclists


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Re: I fucking hate cyclists [Re: MagicMush123]
    #24293923 - 05/04/17 12:02 AM (6 years, 8 months ago)

Bicycles are a legitimate form of transportation.

In Holland we have special bicycle roads of red asphalt alongside the road for motorized vehicles.



You lazy Americas wait and see, PEAK OIL has happened, moving around by bicycle will become more asnd more common.

There are even electromotor assisted bicycles for old and lazy folks to add power to your pedaling.


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Re: I fucking hate cyclists [Re: indica]
    #24293927 - 05/04/17 12:06 AM (6 years, 8 months ago)

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indica said:
lol 10 years of butthurt

As an aged crack whore I still stand by my sentiment from ten years ago.

If you are using the road on your bicycle for GENUINE POINT A-POINT B TRANSPORTATION getting to and from places then I have no problem with that whatsoever and you are entitled to the road as anyone else but should be wary and cautious around moving traffic and move out of the way accordingly

If you are a lycra clad fuck hole riding with 10 of your buddies 2 abreast on a road which is built for transport and commerce disrupting trucks and cars whom rely on the road to bring home the bacon then you are a fucking asshole. I don't hate all cyclists, just the ones who use it as a track for their fucking sport. They can all get steamrolled by a fucking 10 tonne tractor and mashed into gravy and fed to feral pigs for all I care.  Expedcting a vehicle moving 110km/h to just slow down or swerve around you into oncoming traffic because you're an arrogant fuck stain you should be fucking shot and deported to North Korea. FUck off with your bullshit. Cyclists here are notoriously arrogant and I can't even begin to count the amount of times one has nearly been killed or made me fucking swerve on a blind corner into oncoming traffic because they weer in the middle of the fucking road on a blind corner in a 100klm/h country road. Fucking hell. It's not rocket science.



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Re: I fucking hate cyclists [Re: Asante]
    #24294004 - 05/04/17 12:47 AM (6 years, 8 months ago)

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Asante said:
Bicycles are a legitimate form of transportation.

In Holland we have special bicycle roads of red asphalt alongside the road for motorized vehicles.



You lazy Americas wait and see, PEAK OIL has happened, moving around by bicycle will become more asnd more common.

There are even electromotor assisted bicycles for old and lazy folks to add power to your pedaling.



We're starting to get those here too. Except they are painted green. They're good. They keep cyclists off the road and help keep things safer


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Re: I fucking hate cyclists [Re: Asante]
    #24294079 - 05/04/17 02:31 AM (6 years, 8 months ago)

You're still missing the entire point :facepalm:

what's it like to ride a bike whilst quadraplegic from MXE?


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Re: I fucking hate cyclists [Re: indica]
    #24294083 - 05/04/17 02:34 AM (6 years, 8 months ago)

shoutout to all the cyclists who don't even use the bike path and continue to ride on the road

(Beaconsfield Parade, POrt Melbourne, Peak hour)


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