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Re: I fucking hate cyclists [Re: deucedbi9] * 2
    #24287672 - 05/01/17 06:55 PM (6 years, 8 months ago)

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Seriously if 2 cyclists are riding side by side in the road they are dumb as fuck. Its asking for trouble. Ride single file only.




It is defensive riding. They force any traffic coming from behind to treat them as they would any other slow moving vehicle. They have to wait until it is safe to pass.

Riding in "single file" or, a single rider, hugging the side of the road, encourages the impatient driver to pass closer to the rider/s than is safe. A fast moving car generates a 'bow wave' or, air current, that can destabilise a rider.

Edit. Bear in mind. The vast majority of a car drivers 'hold-ups' will be other drivers and general traffic. Not bicyclists.



Ya, and it causes people like the OP to throw bottles at them and slam passenger doors into them. Lol fucking cyclists. They really have no right to ride side by side and consider themselves an actual vehicle that we have to slow down and pass at 25 mph instead of 45...

The last thing I wanna do at the end of the day after I've worked for 10 hours and sat in an hours worth of traffic, is get stuck behind 2 cyclists riding side by side, causing me to slow down to 20mph due to oncoming traffic..

Get the fuck off the road


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Re: I fucking hate cyclists [Re: Ant89] * 2
    #24287705 - 05/01/17 07:09 PM (6 years, 8 months ago)

Cyclists should be hanged.


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Re: I fucking hate cyclists [Re: Ant89]
    #24287724 - 05/01/17 07:13 PM (6 years, 8 months ago)

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Ant89 said:
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deucedbi9 said:
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Ant89 said:
Seriously if 2 cyclists are riding side by side in the road they are dumb as fuck. Its asking for trouble. Ride single file only.




It is defensive riding. They force any traffic coming from behind to treat them as they would any other slow moving vehicle. They have to wait until it is safe to pass.

Riding in "single file" or, a single rider, hugging the side of the road, encourages the impatient driver to pass closer to the rider/s than is safe. A fast moving car generates a 'bow wave' or, air current, that can destabilise a rider.

Edit. Bear in mind. The vast majority of a car drivers 'hold-ups' will be other drivers and general traffic. Not bicyclists.



Ya, and it causes people like the OP to throw bottles at them and slam passenger doors into them. Lol fucking cyclists. They really have no right to ride side by side and consider themselves an actual vehicle that we have to slow down and pass at 25 mph instead of 45...

The last thing I wanna do at the end of the day after I've worked for 10 hours and sat in an hours worth of traffic, is get stuck behind 2 cyclists riding side by side, causing me to slow down to 20mph due to oncoming traffic..

Get the fuck off the road




You sir are an asshole


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Re: I fucking hate cyclists [Re: OhMrJohnson] * 1
    #24288029 - 05/01/17 08:53 PM (6 years, 8 months ago)

Road rage is crazy


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Re: I fucking hate cyclists [Re: Repertoire89]
    #24288292 - 05/01/17 10:33 PM (6 years, 8 months ago)

I would just drive on the sidewalk. Let's see a cop pull me over for that.


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Re: I fucking hate cyclists [Re: SprewellSleeve]
    #24288325 - 05/01/17 10:43 PM (6 years, 8 months ago)

Now that I've been living in Portland for a few years.


FUCK CYCLISTS WHO DON'T FOLLOW THE GOD DAMN LAWS!  LET THEM ALL DIE!


That said I'll kick someone off their bicycle if I'm on my own and they break the law and cause me to be nearly hit by cars and shit. 

Also every asshole who doesn't wear a helmet deserves serious brain injury (and death).


Also Yes I am a cyclist, I just don't have this asshole mentality of "bicyclists are always right because the Mayor of Portland made it a law".



Also YES you are by law supposed to ride in SINGLE FILE!  Anyone arguing this needs to go check out the laws.  There's a reason you don't ride double, especially when you've got a single file specified bicycle lane with a buffer.  You don't chat with your buddy and take up the car's lane, that's just being an egotistical prick who needs to get hit by a car...  (Keep in mind you still have a lot of responsibility on your bicycle if you don't want to die).  We don't drive in the bicycle lane or cut in front of you in the bicycle lane to prevent you from passing us...


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Re: I fucking hate cyclists [Re: Lucis] * 1
    #24288349 - 05/01/17 10:54 PM (6 years, 8 months ago)

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Fennario said:
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Grylls said:
You'll never see riding my bike on the street because I'm not a roadie fag.






:veggiefruit:


You sir are not part of the cycling community, so please take your misguided hate someplace else.

I own RD, MTB, and SS/Fixed bikes, all are wonderful for their own reasons.







This guy over here saying im not part of the community, ha, if you only knew what I've been doing for the past 17 years.  I used to be the roadie but left for the mountains because I couldn't take the egotistic prick cyclists anymore.

Are you a triathlete?  That would explain the quickness to push me out of your non existent cycling community


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Re: I fucking hate cyclists [Re: indica]
    #24288410 - 05/01/17 11:16 PM (6 years, 8 months ago)

Wow op and whoever supports him are so wrong. I hate cyclists too, but they are doing the right thing for the environment.

Driving is a privilege, not a right. Don't forget

We gotta do the right thing for our planet


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Re: I fucking hate cyclists [Re: IquitMatch] * 1
    #24288471 - 05/01/17 11:46 PM (6 years, 8 months ago)

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Wow op and whoever supports him are so wrong. I hate cyclists too, but they are doing the right thing for the environment.

Driving is a privilege, not a right. Don't forget

We gotta do the right thing for our planet





Let's not forget these damn cyclists help pay taxes on our roads too.  So when I'm commuting to work on my bike, I'm paying taxes AND offsetting carbon while listening to Pantera.  Win/win situation

Also, biking makes me toned and makes my ass look good.  Chicks dig dudes with nice butts.


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Re: I fucking hate cyclists [Re: Grylls]
    #24288500 - 05/02/17 12:03 AM (6 years, 8 months ago)

There we go!

C'mon guys, we should be better than this
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Re: I fucking hate cyclists [Re: IquitMatch] * 3
    #24288648 - 05/02/17 01:56 AM (6 years, 8 months ago)

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IquitMatch said:
Wow op and whoever supports him are so wrong. I hate cyclists too, but they are doing the right thing for the environment.

Driving is a privilege, not a right. Don't forget

We gotta do the right thing for our planet





Using the road is a privilege.  Everyone must obey the rules, motorists, cyclists and pedestrians.  When everyone is following those laws then everything is sync, but when someone breaks them, whether it's a cyclist or motorist, then it puts everyone in danger (not just the cyclists, the motorist who has to swerve into oncoming traffic to avoid the inattentive cyclist).

Keep in mind a cyclist can easily cause devastating accidents through their actions as well.


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Re: I fucking hate cyclists [Re: Maverick]
    #24289215 - 05/02/17 10:10 AM (6 years, 8 months ago)

I've ridden a bicycle ever since I was a little kid.  I love it, I still ride today.

But I dont ride like a cunt. And if I ride with someone else, its single file riding.

Stay off busy roads as much as I can because guess what? I dont have a death wish. I swear it seems like some of these cyclists do.


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Re: I fucking hate cyclists [Re: Ant89]
    #24289523 - 05/02/17 12:09 PM (6 years, 8 months ago)

Agreed.  It's cunts that make cyclists look bad.  It's the assholes riding in parallel instead of tandem that puts cyclists like myself, who want to pass these douches, in risk of being struck by a vehicle.


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Re: I fucking hate cyclists [Re: Maverick]
    #24289899 - 05/02/17 02:15 PM (6 years, 8 months ago)

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Maverick said:
Now that I've been living in Portland for a few years.


FUCK CYCLISTS WHO DON'T FOLLOW THE GOD DAMN LAWS!  LET THEM ALL DIE!


That said I'll kick someone off their bicycle if I'm on my own and they break the law and cause me to be nearly hit by cars and shit. 

Also every asshole who doesn't wear a helmet deserves serious brain injury (and death).


Also Yes I am a cyclist, I just don't have this asshole mentality of "bicyclists are always right because the Mayor of Portland made it a law".



Also YES you are by law supposed to ride in SINGLE FILE!  Anyone arguing this needs to go check out the laws.  There's a reason you don't ride double, especially when you've got a single file specified bicycle lane with a buffer.  You don't chat with your buddy and take up the car's lane, that's just being an egotistical prick who needs to get hit by a car...  (Keep in mind you still have a lot of responsibility on your bicycle if you don't want to die).  We don't drive in the bicycle lane or cut in front of you in the bicycle lane to prevent you from passing us...




:keyboardwarrior:

Your posts here are ironically egotistical

Road rage is real


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Re: I fucking hate cyclists [Re: Repertoire89]
    #24289918 - 05/02/17 02:21 PM (6 years, 8 months ago)

You're one of those assholes on the bicycle that rides in the car lane when you've got a dedicated cyclists lane right?



I don't think you've ever really responded or read any of my other threads.  If so I've never even noticed you.


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Re: I fucking hate cyclists [Re: Maverick]
    #24289965 - 05/02/17 02:37 PM (6 years, 8 months ago)

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THOSE FUCKING ASSHOLES NEED TO DIE AND GET OUT OF MY WAY!!!!




Pretty rediculous attitude, and no I only ever ride on the road when there's no detour or way around it.
Typically avoid bike lanes as well since I've seen people murdered riding in them.


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Re: I fucking hate cyclists [Re: Great Scott]
    #24289988 - 05/02/17 02:46 PM (6 years, 8 months ago)

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PeyoteZen said:
Cyclists should be hanged.



idiots who insist on everyone having a gas-guzzler when they don't require one- and whom think everyone should follow one train of thought, and that's to get a world-poisoning piece of shit 'just cause', even if you can simply ride a bike over to your destination- and whom don't care that simply & repetitively insisting that everyone drive smoke-shitters because it's easier that way, helps the automotive industry [cause that's important], and helps everyone drive the same way on the road, thus avoiding those little differences in maneuvering, that happens to confuse those rag-tag idiots whom want to insist that everything function, in transport, along the same lines as how they travel, 'just cause' [even though it's unneeded and just pollutes the planet], because it makes it easier for them to have to not think at all, because thinking is hard...those people are really stupid and they should be hanged.


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Re: I fucking hate cyclists [Re: Repertoire89]
    #24290072 - 05/02/17 03:18 PM (6 years, 8 months ago)

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THOSE FUCKING ASSHOLES NEED TO DIE AND GET OUT OF MY WAY!!!!




Pretty rediculous attitude, and no I only ever ride on the road when there's no detour or way around it.
Typically avoid bike lanes as well since I've seen people murdered riding in them.





Great quote, but you aren't quoting me.  I said anyone not following the laws needs to die.  Like someone who thinks speeding at 180mph down a busy freeway needs to die.

I don't care if they're in my way, as long as they're following the law.


When you Decide to use the Quote feature, you can't put your own writing in it.  Otherwise it's not a quote.


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Re: I fucking hate cyclists [Re: Maverick]
    #24290098 - 05/02/17 03:25 PM (6 years, 8 months ago)

Not a clever evasion at all, your attitude towards other motorists makes you a menace to society, reconsider.

Everyone has road rage, personally I try to keep perspective on things and realize as quickly as possible, deescalate, keep the stress in check and continue being courteous.


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Re: I fucking hate cyclists [Re: Repertoire89] * 1
    #24290269 - 05/02/17 04:23 PM (6 years, 8 months ago)

Yall needa chill. Just be aware of cyclists and vice versa. No one deserves to die.


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