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Re: I fucking hate cyclists [Re: vinylcassett]
    #8085797 - 02/29/08 11:25 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

A person who handles their problems with vandalism is probably riding a bike because they can't handle their problems like a mature adult.

Do you handle your problems with vandalism?

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Re: I fucking hate cyclists [Re: Cowgold]
    #8085831 - 02/29/08 11:38 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Ah yes, so attempting to kill someone is mature, but keying them back in response is not. That makes perfect sense.

Edit: Man, it becomes painfully obvious why the rest of the world considers Americans jackasses when I see irrationality, gross recklessness, and utter apathy towards other human life uttered by most of you in this thread. I would be ashamed to call you my countrymen.


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Edited by wiggles (02/29/08 11:53 AM)

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Re: I fucking hate cyclists [Re: wiggles]
    #8085888 - 02/29/08 11:55 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I refuse to allow someoone to vandalize my property even if it means getting physical. I wouldn't damage your property, I would damage you. Any vandal should be concerned about their safety in such a situation.

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Re: I fucking hate cyclists [Re: niteowl]
    #8085897 - 02/29/08 11:58 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

If you can't run with the big dogs stay on the porch




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Re: I fucking hate cyclists [Re: Cowgold]
    #8085925 - 02/29/08 12:09 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

SOMEONES too fat (or possibly cowardly) to ride a bike around cars.

The only reason to choose a car over a bike is if it is too hilly or you need to carry passengers or large items.

And once again, well maintained universal bike lanes are the solution to everyones qualms about this.

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Re: I fucking hate cyclists [Re: daft crunk]
    #8085973 - 02/29/08 12:25 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Damn this thread is going to convince me to get a CCP just so I can ride my bike again.

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Re: I fucking hate cyclists [Re: SheikCorp]
    #8086836 - 02/29/08 04:16 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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SheikCorp said:
If you can't run with the big dogs stay on the porch




Exactly!

If the speed limit is 40mph and a cyclist is in the middle of the road doing 20mph............Im gonna run them off the fucking road!
:crankey:

Its called impeding the flow of traffic and you can get a ticket for that.

Edited by niteowl (02/29/08 04:17 PM)

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Re: I fucking hate cyclists [Re: niteowl]
    #8086956 - 02/29/08 04:43 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

i didnt need to read that but yea its no wonder all the people that get hit are on bikes, they really need to save that shit for neighborhoods and outdoorsy places

transportaion's one thing but as a hobby its really annoying

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Re: I fucking hate cyclists [Re: niteowl]
    #8087109 - 02/29/08 05:21 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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Im gonna run them off the fucking road!

:crankey:






It's called aggressive driving and you can get a ticket for that. 

And if you are a habitual aggressive driver, you can get your license taken away. 


And then you'll be riding a bike, just like all the people you hate.

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Re: I fucking hate cyclists [Re: niteowl]
    #8087268 - 02/29/08 06:06 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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niteowl said:
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SheikCorp said:
If you can't run with the big dogs stay on the porch




Exactly!

If the speed limit is 40mph and a cyclist is in the middle of the road doing 20mph............Im gonna run them off the fucking road!
:crankey:

Its called impeding the flow of traffic and you can get a ticket for that.





Actually you can't get a ticket for that.. cyclists have similar rights as any motorist on the road. you can wait and pass like you would anyone else. Since its illegal for cyclists to ride on the sidewalk your just going to have to deal with it until your town makes bike lanes on the roads.. fucking deal with it you jaded mother fucker!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: I fucking hate cyclists [Re: vinylcassett]
    #8087373 - 02/29/08 06:40 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

bullshit. you can get a ticket for going too far below the speed limit. if you're riding your bike as though it were a car then the same rights apply, right? isn't that what you tards keep screaming? if that's the case you bet your ass you can get a ticket.

btw, get the fuck out of the road :lol:

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Re: I fucking hate cyclists [Re: JonnyOnTheSpot]
    #8088631 - 03/01/08 02:02 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

the lack of understanding of laws in this thread is astounding, although they vary from city to city, state to state.

i'd bet most of the anti-bike crowd here are country bumpkins or suburban sprawl faggots that have no other choice but to drive everywhere, because the cities/town they live in suck ass.

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Re: I fucking hate cyclists [Re: beatyou]
    #8088694 - 03/01/08 03:02 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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beatyou said:
the lack of understanding of laws in this thread is astounding, although they vary from city to city, state to state.

i'd bet most of the anti-bike crowd here are country bumpkins or suburban sprawl faggots that have no other choice but to drive everywhere, because the cities/town they live in suck ass.




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Re: I fucking hate cyclists [Re: beatyou]
    #8088756 - 03/01/08 04:44 AM (16 years, 30 days ago)

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beatyou said:
the lack of understanding of laws in this thread is astounding, although they vary from city to city, state to state.

i'd bet most of the anti-bike crowd here are country bumpkins or suburban sprawl faggots that have no other choice but to drive everywhere, because the cities/town they live in suck ass.




:werd:

Edited by vinylcassett (03/01/08 04:45 AM)

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Re: I fucking hate cyclists [Re: indica]
    #8088908 - 03/01/08 07:36 AM (16 years, 30 days ago)

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i dont care... fuck cyclists. they piss me off




haha i bet your a fat fuck


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Re: I fucking hate cyclists [Re: ohmatic]
    #8089712 - 03/01/08 12:45 PM (16 years, 30 days ago)

Uncle-in-law is chief of police in this humble little town and next week he's gonna give me my brand new shiny CCP. My Glock 33 fits real nice in my jersey pocket.


So next time you cut me off, I fucking dare you to wait for me at that next stop sign. If you even hint at leaving your vehicle I'll blow your fat fucking face off.

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Re: I fucking hate cyclists [Re: YidakiMan]
    #8090146 - 03/01/08 02:44 PM (16 years, 30 days ago)

Big man gun.  :rolleyes:  I'm the type of person that would make your pussy ass use it.

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Re: I fucking hate cyclists [Re: Cowgold]
    #8090194 - 03/01/08 02:57 PM (16 years, 30 days ago)

Ahhh, natural selection at work. Darwin was a genius!


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Re: I fucking hate cyclists [Re: circularvortex]
    #8093889 - 03/02/08 02:31 PM (16 years, 29 days ago)

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circularvortex said:
While the law gives you equal rights to the road, common sense states otherwise. To whomever was quoting physics and force:

I drive a small European car. I know if I get in an accident with a car significantly bigger than mine I will be fucked. Hence, when I'm driving, Semi-Trailers and large trucks/suv are given the right of way. If I see a big ass truck that's doing something I think is dangerous I GTFO of the way. My point is that even though I share an equal right to the road as these vehicles, I will definitely yield to them, and even pull over if necessary to avoid getting my car destroyed and myself hurt. EVEN IF I HAVE THE RIGHT OF WAY and something happens to threaten me, I will yield. I don't understand why you folks on bikes who are so much more vulnerable to being fucked up by vehicles drive more aggresively than I do in my car! Similarly, if I'm driving a motorcycle I move the fuck out of the way of everybody! Same if I'm on a bike. I think your special clip shoes and tight, bright pink clothes are cutting off circulation to your brain somehow.

Whenever possible I try to accomodate cyclists on the road, but I fucking hate getting on a 1 lane each way 55mph road with some jackhole in the middle of the lane riding 25mph with a fucking line of cars behind him. In this situation I will do my best to pass, and will probably NOT be quite as concerned about their safety. If you move to the right and yield to the larger vehicles everyone can continue at their given speed. Just because you don't want to go faster than 25mph doesn't mean everybody else doesn't. My biggest problem with bicyclists is that they require everybody to come down to their level if they are being douchebags. As previously said, when I'm going somewhere in my car I think, "okay, it'll take 15 minutes for me to get there." Based on the speed limits of the road. Whoever brought up comments like, "Why are you in such a hurry to get somewhere?" needs to stfu. I'm in a hurry because I'm in a hurry. When I drive my car and I'm not in a hurry I drive in the slow lane and drive defensively so as to not slow anybody else down! Be consciencous! I don't mind sharing the road! I DO mind having to slow down for 10 minutes because some prick won't move over a litle.



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Re: I fucking hate cyclists [Re: niteowl]
    #8093949 - 03/02/08 02:53 PM (16 years, 29 days ago)

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SheikCorp said:
If you can't run with the big dogs stay on the porch




Exactly!

If the speed limit is 40mph and a cyclist is in the middle of the road doing 20mph............Im gonna run them off the fucking road!
:crankey:

Its called impeding the flow of traffic and you can get a ticket for that.





No, niteowl, you cannot get a ticket for not going the speedlimit. And if you run a cyclist off the road and a cop sees you, or if a witness sees you, or if the cyclists gets your plate # and calls the cops YOULL be fucked because cyclists using the road have the exact same rights as cars. Youll get charged with fleeing the seen of an accident as well as endangering another motorist, even if that 'motorist' is a cyclist.
and youll be shown no leniency due to the fact that in your cage, youre in the position to take lives, and the cyclist is not.
youll get jail time for that move buddy.

you motorists better think about the consequences of your actions. even if a cyclist is in the middle of the road you cant do shit cause they have rights.


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