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indica


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I fucking hate cyclists 3
#8036461 - 02/18/08 01:52 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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There are no words to describe the rage that exists inside me when I see a bunch of cyclists riding two abreast on a one lane street, about 2 meters away from the gutter
GET OFF THE FUCKING ROAD OR RIDE SINGLE FILE AND MOVE THE FUCK OVER
YOU FUCKERS ARE ABUSING A ROAD FOR WHICH MY TAXES PAY FOR, YOU DO NOT REGISTER YOUR BIKES AND THEREFORE DO NOT PAY TAXES TO THE ROAD. DRIVERS/MOTORCYCLISTS HAVE RIGHT OF WAY OVER YOU! I DONT GIVE A FUCK IF YOU SAY YOU'RE SAVING THE WORLD WITH CARBON FUCKING EMISSIONS, YOU FUCKERS ARE USING A PURPOSE BUILT ROAD THAT IS A MODE OF TRANSPORTATION, NOT YOUR FUCKING CYCLING TRACK.
THEREFORE I JUSTIFY MY RIGHT TO THROW GLASS BOTTLES AND RUBBISH AT YOU.
GET THE FUCK OFF MY ROAD OR RIDE SINGLE FILE... AND IF YOU GET HIT BY A FUCKING CAR ON A 100KM/H STRETCH OF ROAD IT'S YOUR OWN FUCKING FAULT FOR FUCKING WITH SOLID 1-TONNE VEHICLES THAT ARE TRAVELLING 10X FASTER THAN YOU ARE.
GET FUCKED
ALSO, YOU ARE NOT CARBON FRIENDLY, YOUR SPORT IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE DISRUPTION OF MILLIONS OF MOTORISTS IN FRANCE, ALSO HELICOPTERS, COUNTLESS CARS AND MOTORBIKES ARE USED IN BROADCASTING AND TAKING CARE OF YOUR STUPID FUCKING SPORT, SO GET FUCKED... YOU ARE JUST AS BAD AS THE CARS YOU SAY ARE DIRTY,
ALSO, THE LAST THING I WANT TO SEE IS YOUR ASS IN TIGHTS CLENCHED OVER A BIKE SEAT WHEN I AM STUCK BEHIND YOU DOING 30KM/H
SO AGAIN, I SAY GET THE FUCK OFF THE ROAD AND EAT A BOX OF COCKS, YOU ARROGANT FAGGOT ARSEHOLES
that is all
Edited by indica (02/18/08 01:54 AM)
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b0b gnarley
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Re: I fucking hate cyclists [Re: indica]
#8036468 - 02/18/08 01:58 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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I feel your pain. Have someone sit in the passenger seat and open the door, always gets a good laugh. Watch for cops though, they tend to wanna "pull you over".
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indica


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Re: I fucking hate cyclists [Re: b0b gnarley]
#8036473 - 02/18/08 02:00 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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i am always throwing glass bottles at them
fuck em
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Re: I fucking hate cyclists [Re: b0b gnarley]
#8036491 - 02/18/08 02:11 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
b0b gnarley said: I feel your pain. Have someone sit in the passenger seat and open the door, always gets a good laugh. Watch for cops though, they tend to wanna "pull you over".
LOLOLOLOLLOOLOO DOOR PRIZE !!!!!!!!!
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Re: I fucking hate cyclists [Re: indica]
#8036503 - 02/18/08 02:13 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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ficking bikers
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Re: I fucking hate cyclists [Re: indica] 7
#8036624 - 02/18/08 04:33 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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no.
no.
nothing, absolutely nothing gives you the right to throw bottles at cyclists. Have you ever crashed a bike @ 25mph landing headfirst onto concrete? or worse, in the middle of a pack of other cyclists?
share the road. it's compromise. it's law. it's good natured. relax man. slow down your life. if youre in such a hurry that you cant wait 10 seconds for room to pass a couple cyclists then you might want to think about loosening your schedule.
cyclists riding in a group arent trying to save the world. It's exercise; the best form of, in fact. Nothing is better than cycling if you want to keep a low body fat without destroying your knees. Cyclists dont ride in the gutter because that part of the road is always full of rocks and chips which easily flat a thin road tire @ 100psi.
be carefule, indica. If you make the first move of violence you better be prepared to get whats comin. Someone will get your plate and get the law on your or chase you down. I know some cyclists who can sprint up to 38mph, and if theyre drafting you can reach 45+. If you ever threw a glass bottle at me, I would follow you until you go inside a building and slash all of your tires or go underneath your car and drain all of your oil out. I wouldnt do this because you drive a car. I would do this because youre a fucking asshole who took the first step.
All of you need to lighten up and remember that youre piloting potential murder weapons. How irresponsible of you to lose your temper while in position to kill another. You would injure someone just for making you have to think "uh oh, someone is in the road, i should go around." HOW MUCH OF AN INCONVENIENCE. There are many stories on cycling message boards of people who have been hit by motorists...get into their shoes, youll learn some perspective.
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Re: I fucking hate cyclists [Re: Colbadol] 1
#8036628 - 02/18/08 04:37 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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I think we found the cyclist in our midst...
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Re: I fucking hate cyclists [Re: Seuss] 2
#8036642 - 02/18/08 04:49 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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it's a serious problem when people forget how vulnerable they are, especially when theyre driving around in cages.
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Re: I fucking hate cyclists [Re: Colbadol]
#8036652 - 02/18/08 04:58 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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i dont care... fuck cyclists. they piss me off
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Colbadol
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Re: I fucking hate cyclists [Re: indica] 1
#8036660 - 02/18/08 05:00 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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http://bikeforums.net/forumdisplay.php?s=cb4390e808efa1f7ac4f2c517b589eb7&f=8
indica, getting mad at something doesnt give you the right to act on your emotions. that's actually pretty stupid of you. most of us learn self control in 2nd grade.
edit: nice sig btw
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Re: I fucking hate cyclists [Re: Colbadol]
#8036676 - 02/18/08 05:14 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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seriously, it's just one of those things that fucking erks me so much. Is it really that hard to move over a LITTLE? NOT giving way at intersections and round abouts is not only against the law, but dangerous to drivers and cyclists alike.
It's fucking absurd the rights some of these cyclists think they have.
Funny story:
I was driving along one day, trying to merge onto a bridge. This particular bridge is two-laned, and so there is room for you to (courteously) move into the right lane so that merging traffic can go onto the bridge without having to slow down.
So this faggot fucking arsehole didnt move over so I could merge onto the brdige, I had to slam on the brakes and get behind him. So I started flashing my lights, slamming the horn and absusing the fuck out of him, and then I noticed a sticker in his rear window saying "(town I live in) Cycling Club"
so that explained everything!
It doesn't end there....
so this guy must have recognised my car, because he looked in his rear view mirror and then went ballistic. I mean absolutely spastic, he was swerving all over the road having an absolute fit in his car just going apeshit at me pointing at me and I could read his lips saying "I FUCKING KNOW YOU! I FUCKING KILL YOU!" and then chased me for ages. Lucky, my car was faster than his and I outran him, and laughed and flipped him off in my rearview
fuck cyclists
wait... fuck ARROGANT cyclists that think they have right of way
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Re: I fucking hate cyclists [Re: indica] 1
#8036688 - 02/18/08 05:21 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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i dont know what country you live in, but Chicago just increased its fines of reckless motorists who endanger cyclists. http://www.suntimes.com/news/metro/781816,CST-NWS-bike07.article#
yes. that's you. youre reckless because you cant control yourself. cyclists know youre there. We are over as far as we can, often riding on the paint. When ever i am riding in a group, we ride two abreast and perform a paceline to maximize speed and if there is a car behind, someone yells "CAR BACK" in which case everyone moves over or goes to singlefile. This is sort of unwritten law with cyclists...an etiquette for motorists because we are aware of how insane some get when they have to do something out of their routine. We call things out. At least in America.
but nooo...keep believing that cyclists are on the road SOLELY to inconvenience you and yours. see how much trouble you can cause, mr. negativity.
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Re: I fucking hate cyclists [Re: Colbadol]
#8036689 - 02/18/08 05:24 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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I'm in Australia. And only about 1% of cyclists I've ever seen have made any attempt to move over. I am not exaggerating when I say they are riding a good 2 meters on the road... ESPECIALLY riding 2 abreast in single lane streets. I will not abuse or hate on cyclists who are riding in single file... but double file in confined streets or single lane roads fucking shit me to tears. Your cyclists are obviously smarter as they've learned that, as Americans can't contorl themselves anyway (read: 5 school shootings in a week) that they will be mowed down because you're all insane.
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Re: I fucking hate cyclists [Re: indica]
#8036690 - 02/18/08 05:27 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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actually, yeah. youre totally right. american motorists cannot control themselves for shit, and there are too many stupid people out there in their trucks, in a hurry to get home to their front yard full of chickens and broken down cars. (i go to school in a hic part of the state).
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Re: I fucking hate cyclists [Re: Colbadol]
#8036694 - 02/18/08 05:29 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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I read today of a drag race in Maryland where a cracked out meth whore motherfucker mowed down like 50 people watching a drag race on a highway
that shit makes me laugh
also, your cops are insane.
In a nutshell... I'm glad I don't live in the US
so change the rating
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Re: I fucking hate cyclists [Re: indica]
#8036698 - 02/18/08 05:34 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Your a bit fucked if you go to Amsterdam aren't you?
Wonder what happens when some faggot throws a bottle at someone's daughter/son who's riding a bike, probably get your ass whooped.
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Re: I fucking hate cyclists [Re: indica] 1
#8036699 - 02/18/08 05:34 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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dude, riding a bike around in traffic is scary as shit. the law tells me that i am supposed to be considered a vehicle, and therefore i obey the same rules that i would in a car. but i still have to deal with the fact that i could die at any moment from some dickhead driver in too big of a hurry to safely go around or slow down until they can. it's annoying and i say fuck motorists who can't learn to share the road. on another note, i do feel you on some of that ranting, there are a lot of arrogant bikers who seem to be asking for it sometimes. but seriously, even if they do, chill out and give them a break. acting childish isn't going to help your case against these evil bikers.
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Re: I fucking hate cyclists [Re: indica]
#8036704 - 02/18/08 05:35 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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"I read today of a drag race in Maryland where a cracked out meth whore motherfucker mowed down like 50 people watching a drag race on a highway"
L O FUCKING L
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Re: I fucking hate cyclists [Re: blacksun]
#8036708 - 02/18/08 05:41 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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no no no
I mean SPORT cyclists, not people who are using it as a form of transport to go places. I will not rant on people who are riding to work or going somewhere but those big fat groups of arrogant fucks in lycron tights fagging around licking each others assholes are the ones that shit me off.
My friends often make this mistake, I'll drive past a guy on a pushbike and they'll say "why didnt you abuse him?" I'll explain this to them
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Re: I fucking hate cyclists [Re: indica]
#8036718 - 02/18/08 05:45 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Fair enough. Aslong as you arent hating on the learner motorcyclists aswell.
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